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Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
Hot takes with Nathen Mazri.

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Lt. Cock posted:

Hot takes with Nathen Mazri.



This is harder to digest than a Big Cow Lasagna

AdmiralViscen
Nov 2, 2011

And people wanted this thread closed

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

AdmiralViscen posted:

And people wanted this thread closed

I think this may never actually end. And I'm lovin' it

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

this thread is great and i really like the phrase "are you not entergaged?" it makes me giggle hehe

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
One year of Air Supply

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
Making eats out of nothing at all

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

Pascal Haider, eh?



N.n..no

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

This is harder to digest than a Big Cow Lasagna

Wasn't he sucking up to Trump not too long ago on social media?

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Big Trump is in league with those drat landlords that ruined the dream of Garfield Eats #makelasagnagreatagain

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
That's "landmonster", if you please.

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
This land is your land
This land is my land
From big fat orange cats
To cartoon dog snacks

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug

Frank Frank posted:

Wasn't he sucking up to Trump not too long ago on social media?

Yeah, I know he's shown off some of Trump's books proudly. Likely reading those is where he learned how to run a business.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Blue Moonlight posted:

Very technically speaking, all your food is “farm to table” in that it’s journey is:
  • Farm (or ranch or whatever)
  • :iiam:
  • Table

I do not use a table for my food. I use a rubbish bin.

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




Lt. Cock posted:

Hot takes with Nathen Mazri.



oh god bless America, home of #Garfield and #Scooby-doo

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

Pascal Haider, eh?



Guess who another producer of Untitled Garfield Project is.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

CodfishCartographer posted:

Yeah, I know he's shown off some of Trump's books proudly. Likely reading those is where he learned how to run a business.

So what you're saying is that Nathen should run for President.

Edit:

https://www.cameo.com/nathenmazri

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Frank Frank posted:

So what you're saying is that Nathen should run for President.

Blue Moonlight fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Jan 8, 2021

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Isn't there a minimum age for becoming president though

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

Isn't there a minimum age for becoming president though

35. I think the youngest franchisee ever might not qualify. Also the whole being Saudi-Canadian issue.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

projecthalaxy posted:

35. I think the youngest franchisee ever might not qualify. Also the whole being Saudi-Canadian issue.

You say this like Nathen Mazri will allow himself to be constrained by Article II, Section 1 of the US Constitution.

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


Obama got elected without being a US citizen

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

deedee megadoodoo posted:

Obama got elected without being a US citizen

He was born in Hawaii? That ain't no God-derned state.

necroid
May 14, 2009

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

He was born in Hawaii? That ain't no God-derned state.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


In the Masri Administration, everyone has to drink Garfaccinos. True patriots eat the peels.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Blue Moonlight posted:

You say this like Nathen Mazri will allow himself to be constrained by Article II, Section 1 of the US Constitution.

Cruz sure as hell wants to ignore it

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
We can't let Nathen get away with this Scooby Eats bullshit. We need to do something!

What I'm saying is we need to MAGA

(Make America Garfield Again)

Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Jan 8, 2021

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
Nathen should license the US Government and make a themed restaurant out of it.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
I can't believe he turned his back on Garfield even after getting Jim Davis to return from the grave and record that video (which played on loop for the employees)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Pmh5vrzwM

Tato fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Jan 9, 2021

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

Lt. Cock posted:

Nathen should license the US Government and make a themed restaurant out of it.

This line of thinking only leads to the question of what Donald Trump’s themed foods would be (aside from being total poo poo food)

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Agent Escalus posted:

This line of thinking only leads to the question of what Donald Trump’s themed foods would be (aside from being total poo poo food)

I’m pretty sure any such restaurant would just order DoorDash from McDonalds and KFC, then dump the lukewarm delivery into Trump-branded containers and sell it for twice the price.

EDIT: Who wants a MAGA-Pounder with cheese? NO SUBSTITUTIONS.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Read back through the thread to confirm Nathen was 110% supportive of trump when he had his meltdown about “man made covid” on Instagram.

I guess loving with Scooby Doo was too much.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Tato posted:

Read back through the thread to confirm Nathen was 110% supportive of trump when he had his meltdown about “man made covid” on Instagram.

I guess loving with Scooby Doo was too much.

Scooby Doo, welcome to #theresistance

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

You guys forget we've already had Trump-themed foods.



Spoiler alert: the business was unsuccessful.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Knormal posted:

You guys forget we've already had Trump-themed foods.



Spoiler alert: the business was unsuccessful.

What happened to Trump Water though?

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
It went down the drain

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Tato posted:

I can't believe he turned his back on Garfield even after getting Jim Davis to return from the grave and record that video (which played on loop for the employees)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Pmh5vrzwM

The pizza verson of Garifeld's face about a minute into the video looks kinda green and decayed, as if Garfield had come back from the grave.

Yes, Nathen's fickle changing from Garfield to Scooby Doo is shameful. Trying to shifr blame onto the landmonster hasn't fooled us, Nathen. You are a licensed cartoon character restaurant theme slut. I wonder how long poor Scooby will last before being dropped for some new infatuation.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I love this thread and hope the ride never ends.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Scooby on the streets, garf in the sheets

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Haulin Oates
Nov 11, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I think he's only in it for the bespoke cartoon suits

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