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MonkeyWash
Jan 14, 2005
Donkey Rinse



As Nero Danced posted:

For a bunch of take-charge badasses, they sure do have a bunch of "golly gee willikers, I don't know what happened" moments. Maybe he was shooting for king of the idiot stories thread.

All these CHUDS mad at twitter really want to ban their gay wedding cake and eat it too

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1347884880319959040?s=21

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Cugel the Clever posted:

What if, and stick with me here, they'd just shot every last one of the cultists that stormed the Capitol?

https://twitter.com/joshscampbell/status/1347749675777011714

It's not too late!

On one hand, it's hard to watch any person being hurt like that.
On the other hand, the inherent bigotry of the police led them to not take this violent mob seriously, resulting in serious injury and death among the cops themselves.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
If the fascism shoe fits on cop feet, it can fit up their rear end, too.

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


For all the hand-wringing about "who could have seen this coming", some polisci guy on Twitter was able to put the completely put the pieces together weeks ago and nail pretty much every detail, including that the chuds would turn on the cops, there would be deaths, and that federal law enforcement might be (deliberately) held back:

(a thread)

https://twitter.com/ariehkovler/status/1341016471795843080

arguably the only thing he missed was the timing, thinking they would wait until after the election was certified.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
The exact details were beyond my grasp but I still laugh at anyone actually shocked this happened

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
You don't need to go down a rabbit hole to see what's coming. You just need to look at the field and see it riddled with rabbit holes to know there's a problem.

Making predictions is what turns people into Grover.

CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 15:56 on Jan 9, 2021

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


https://twitter.com/DanTilkinKOIN6/status/1347643110969335808?s=20

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Podium guy got arrested. Florida man.

https://twitter.com/MiamiHerald/status/1347883517145919494?s=19

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Podium guy bas been arrested.

https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/l...a0-bbc2265bd209


quote:

Johnson is a stay-at-home dad who lives with his wife and five children. His prior criminal history includes possession of marijuana and violation of probation charges.


Lol.

CNN was saying he tried to sell the podium on ebay.

E: beaten like a capitol police officer.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Podium guy bas been arrested.

https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/l...a0-bbc2265bd209



Lol.

CNN was saying he tried to sell the podium on ebay.

E: beaten like a capitol police officer.

These people are truly the dumbest of the dumb in this country.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Maybe the DNC will NOW realize there's no hope for them and stop making priority one attempting to win them and their elected reps over

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

If anyone hasn't bookmarked the YOSPOS infosec thread, you're missing some supreme content.

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Wouldn't hold my breath

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1347913769276461064?s=19

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Man that entirely correct second sentence completely contradicts the previous one.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



shame on an IGA posted:

If anyone hasn't bookmarked the YOSPOS infosec thread, you're missing some supreme content.

Is there a way to change the green font/black background? It gives me a headache :(

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Icon Of Sin posted:

Is there a way to change the green font/black background? It gives me a headache :(

Yes the style sheet should have a little MSDOS like icon that will change to the vastly superior amberpos

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

That sounds like a low key burn that we should never have a republican party.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

maffew buildings posted:

Maybe the DNC will NOW realize there's no hope for them and stop making priority one attempting to win them and their elected reps over

The DNC wants the bullies to like them. They want it SO MUCH.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

not caring here posted:

That sounds like a low key burn that we should never have a republican party.


BIG HEADLINE posted:

The DNC wants the bullies to like them. They want it SO MUCH.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Make geenpos sitewide

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Iraq issued a warrant for the arrest of U.S. President Donald Trump on Thursday as part of a Baghdad court's investigation into the killing of a top Iraqi paramilitary commander. Abu Mahdi al-Muhandis, the deputy head of Iraq's largely pro-Iran Hashed al-Shaabi paramilitary network, died in the same U.S. drone strike that killed storied Iranian general Qasem Soleimani at Baghdad airport on January 3 last year.

things are going well in our newest imperial holdings i see

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/chicagotribune/status/1347907488155193344

Naramyth
Jan 22, 2009

Australia cares about cunts. Including this one.
I mean,he won’t stay out of trouble. But waking on attempted murder is bullshit

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/MrCistoolong/status/1347662261276602370

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

"may"?

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
Gee, ya know, I'm beginning to think the fix is in. :colbert:

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006
If he was black they would revoke his bail, charge him with underaged drinking, his mom with adding to the delinquency of a minor and child endangerment, and take the liquor license of that bar.

Who am I kidding, he would have never been given bail because 30 cops shot him with their entire magazine.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
Republicans are very concerned with law and order.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Oxygenpoisoning posted:

If he was black they would revoke his bail, charge him with underaged drinking, his mom with adding to the delinquency of a minor and child endangerment, and take the liquor license of that bar.

Who am I kidding, he would have never been given bail because 30 cops shot him with their entire magazine.

It’s legal to drink with a parent at 18 in Wisconsin.

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006

hobbesmaster posted:

It’s legal to drink with a parent at 18 in Wisconsin.

Interesting, I guess only the last paragraph applies then.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

quote:

Prosecutors are pursuing 15 counts, including nine felonies, against a protest leader charged with shining a laser beam light in police officers’ eyes in August.
A 20-year-old Black protester who carried an assault rifle through an Iowa City crowd in June has been indicted on a federal charge of illegally possessing a gun while using marijuana. The man, who faces up to 10 years in prison, had already been prosecuted by Johnson County on related charges after the gun was found during a traffic stop following the protest.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


He walks, but blm protestors are being tried by the same court for "felony leak" charges to showing police intel to a reporter. :wtc:

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

hobbesmaster posted:

It’s legal to drink with a parent at 18 in Wisconsin.

Oh so that’s why my wife was talking about how is drinking booze at 18 legal (I was just waking up).

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Are there places kids cant drink with their parents? How the hell else are dads supposed to do that thing where they let small children discover that beer is gross as gently caress and film the stupid faces they make as a response?

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
We got him!

https://twitter.com/rachelolding/status/1347949295354454016?s=21

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/django/status/1347928191466430464?s=19

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Let’s not forget that Lecturn guy tried hiding the address on his house… Like Homer suggested once.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Podium guy bas been arrested.

https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/l...a0-bbc2265bd209



Lol.

CNN was saying he tried to sell the podium on ebay.

E: beaten like a capitol police officer.

This guy rules.

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Podium guy is the only one who is somehow generating any empathy and I cannot figure out why. He's like the insurrectionist version of a quarterback "just having fun out there".

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