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Steve Vader
Apr 29, 2005

Everyone's Playing!

I love that he busted out an old Dennis Miller impression tonight.

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

DC Murderverse posted:

he's really been on fire with these ever since the pandemic started, he's finally found just the right balance between Weekend Update and John Oliver.

Yeah, that latest CL was great. Loved the Boutros Boutros Ghali bit as a quick return.

He was just missing a "I don't wanna go off on a rant here..." line.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Yeah, that latest CL was great. Loved the Boutros Boutros Ghali bit as a quick return.

He was just missing a "I don't wanna go off on a rant here..." line.

To be fair, that’s an HBO-era catchphrase, and this was specifically WU Dennis Miller

Then there’s the post-9/11 Dennis Miller... we don’t talk about him

Steve Vader
Apr 29, 2005

Everyone's Playing!

Speaking of Dennis Miller impressions, one of my favorite SNL sketches ever was the time both Dana Carvey and Tom Hanks joined him on Weekend Update for three-part harmony of Jingle Bells.

I still call people "squeeb squab" from time to time.

Steve Vader fucked around with this message at 05:40 on Nov 25, 2020

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijYPlYZmKkE

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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By the way, Mulaney is a writer for the Seth Meyers Spectacular these days. Miss a show, miss a lot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_wtjuQddcs

Yes of course this clip is available on the internet, but it doesn’t compare to getting Surprise Mulaney at Midnight during a show. If all you ever knew was that some jerk posted a Mulaney clip and you went in knowing you were gonna watch a Mulaney clip, it doesn’t slap like when it’s just sprung on you. It’s like the first New York Musical Mulaney sketch on SNL vs the second, third, and fourth New York Musical Mulaney sketches on SNL. Watch live TV but on a 20-minute time-shift so you can skip past the commercials.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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On Monday night, both Kimmel and Colbert happened to do the exact same pretape.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znExhtOwAUg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7losS2kf_OM

(You need to jump to 11:03 in the video for his version)

Which is funnier? I prefer Kimmel’s.

Steve Vader
Apr 29, 2005

Everyone's Playing!

Whereas Conan did a bit where he had an Amazon Alexa at the table to quickly change the subject whenever grandma got racist.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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Tonight’s Colbert has Rob Corddry, José Andrés, and John Lithgow. Give how he said he had enough Obama material for two shows, I was kinda hoping that there’d be a second night of that. But that’s Monday night!

Also, he will be cooking with Chef José Andrés on the roof of the Ed Sullivan Theatre, so look forward to that.

Confirming that Thursday and Friday are reruns on CBS. Seth also finally confirmed last night that his Meyers Family Thanksgiving episode will be held virtually this year. Reminder that NBC late night will be delayed at least 30 minutes because of the prime time Thanksgiving footballer game.

pwn fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Nov 26, 2020

Steve Vader
Apr 29, 2005

Everyone's Playing!

The Gravy Boat Lighthouse is now 10 years old.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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pwn posted:

Tonight’s Colbert has Rob Corddry, José Andrés, and John Lithgow. Give how he said he had enough Obama material for two shows, I was kinda hoping that there’d be a second night of that. But that’s Monday night!

Also, he will be cooking with Chef José Andrés on the roof of the Ed Sullivan Theatre, so look forward to that.

Confirming that Thursday and Friday are reruns on CBS. Seth also finally confirmed last night that his Meyers Family Thanksgiving episode will be held virtually this year. Reminder that NBC late night will be delayed at least 30 minutes because of the prime time Thanksgiving footballer game.

Not anymore, as Ravens/Steelers got postponed to Sunday.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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Edward Mass posted:

Not anymore, as Ravens/Steelers got postponed to Sunday.

Checking the updated schedule, they’ve bumped up the Dog Show repeat that was scheduled for Saturday to run 8-10, followed by an encore of that heartwarming game show we all love, The Wall.

pwn fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Nov 26, 2020

White Light
Dec 19, 2012

I miss Seth's 'Back In My Day' segments, especially the ones that go in a weird direction three quarters of the way through like when he talks to his stuffed dog who randomly decides to answer back with growls and the occasional voice lines.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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Parrotine posted:

I miss Seth's 'Back In My Day' segments, especially the ones that go in a weird direction three quarters of the way through like when he talks to his stuffed dog who randomly decides to answer back with growls and the occasional voice lines.

He busted it out a few weeks back!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcb1yCqa4t0

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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Edward Mass posted:

Not anymore, as Ravens/Steelers got postponed to Sunday.

pwn posted:

Checking the updated schedule, they’ve bumped up the Dog Show repeat that was scheduled for Saturday to run 8-10, followed by an encore of that heartwarming game show we all love, The Wall.

And now it’s been bumped to Tuesday night. A Tuesday night game, wild stuff. Even my dumb rear end knows that that doesn’t happen often.

...

One of the “white whales” I’ve been hunting for years is an episode of the Jay Leno No-Laugh Hour from Q3 or 4 2003.* Rodney Dangerfield was the lead guest, and he was just not on his game that night. He was fumbling punchlines, and ended his set early. On the couch, he seemed to regain some composure, but was clearly aware of how bad he did. At the time, NBC reran the previous week’s Tonight Show every night in the All-Night block (e.g. an episode that originally aired Thursday November 20th would rerun in the AN slot on Thursday November 27th.) I was going to record this episode the next week, but they put a different show on that night. To my knowledge, that episode was never reran. For the last 17 years, I’ve chalked this up to a sort of professional courtesy—Jay has to run the show the night of air, but he wasn’t going to embarrass his friend with reruns. Everybody has an off night.

I did my semi-annual search for this appearance and this popped up. Apparently Rodney was having a stroke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1taPpY74b8

Not sure if this thumbnail image is from that episode (it probably is, but he was on the show a lot at that time.) There is no footage of the appearance in this clip.

*Very odd, I remember it being in 2003, for reasons that are too irrelevant to get into here, but I just pored through the archived listings and he made no appearance in 2003. His last appearance was May 17 2004. I think he must have been a last-minute replacement, and as such isn’t reflected in the listings record. I know memory is extremely fallible, but I also know I saw this poo poo, and that it was in the second half of 2003.

Also gleaned from the listings: Leno never loving stopped. I think there was either 4 or 5 weeks of repeats in all of 2003. He did shows the weeks of Christmas and New Year’s, only begrudgingly allowing his staff a break on Christmas Eve and Day—and Eve was preempted by NBC’s usual Mass from the Vatican, chances are if not he’d have made them work—and New Year’s Day. Those were on Thursday that year. He did shows the Friday after. And then they took a one-week break the next week. Just let people knock off after the NYE show, drat dude. It’s really great that you’re a workaholic, but other people have lives that don’t revolve around Monica Lewinsky jokes, gently caress.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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Tonight, Colbert airs the second of two episodes of his long-rear end interview with B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Hussein Superallah Obama, Corden is a rerun, but has a new episode on Friday. Seth and Conan are off this week.


Schedule for the week starting 2020.11.30
Subject and likely to change


Colbert
Monday - A Late Show's Chock-A-Block-A-Barack Obama-Rama Extravagama
Tuesday - Bryan Cranston, Cori Bush
Wednesday - Kate Winslet, Michael Eric Dyson
Thursday - Christopher Krebs, Aubrey Plaza
Friday - Common, Andrea Bocelli

Corden
Monday - Rerun
Tuesday - John Lithgow, Gary Barlow
Wednesday - Bad Bunny
Thursday - Bryan Cranston, Rufus Wainwright
Friday - Kevin Bacon, Jamie Oliver

Kimmel
Monday - Natalie Portman, Who Wants to be a Millionaire celebrity winner, Russell Dickerson
Tuesday - John Mulaney, Rita Wilson, Devon Gilfillian
Wednesday - George Clooney, Amanda Seyfried, Tones and I
Thursday - Zendaya, Diego Luna, Paris Jackson

Fallon
Monday - Nick Kroll, Lily Collins, Matt Berninger
Tuesday - Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter, Andrew Cuomo, The Smashing Pumpkins
Wednesday - Jamie Dornan, Joe Manganiello, Phoebe Bridgers :allears:
Thursday - Jason Bateman, Carrie Underwood
Friday - Sienna Miller, Liam Gallagher

Seth
Reruns

Conan
Reruns

pwn fucked around with this message at 13:01 on Dec 8, 2020

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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Oh yeah, also the Tuesday NBC schedule is back to normal because the Baltimore Ravens no longer exist :pwn:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE8XfvC3-N0

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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Everyone’s back this week, buckle up for the last ride before holiday break.


Schedule for the week starting 2020.12.07
Subject and likely to change


Colbert
Monday - Meryl Streep, Chris Stapleton
Tuesday - John Dickerson, Emily Bazelon, and David Plotz, Greta Van Fleet :fuckoff:
Wednesday - Rachel Maddow, Megan Thee Stallion
Thursday - James Corden, Fleet Foxes

Corden
Monday - Matthew McConaughey, Shawn Mendes
Tuesday - Meryl Streep, Billy Eichner
Wednesday - Jamie Dornan, Dr. Michael Eric Dyson
Thursday - Andrew Rannells, TBA

Kimmel
Monday - Miley Cyrus, Tony Romo
Tuesday - Tim Allen, Stacey Abrams, Ari Lennox
Wednesday - Keegan-Michael Key, Isla Fisher, Ingrid Andress
Thursday - Emily Blunt, Kyle Chandler, Sturgill Simpson

Fallon
Monday - Mariah Carey, Andrew Rannells, José Feliciano
Tuesday - Taraji P. Henson, Chloe Fineman, Finneas
Wednesday - Jon Hamm, Meghan Trainor, Meghan Trainor feat. Earth, Wind and Fire
Thursday - Bruce Springsteen, J. Balvin, Mandy Moore
Friday - Kristen Bell, Sienna Miller, Kelly Clarkson and Brett Eldredge

Seth
Monday - Nick Kroll, Jeremy O. Harris, Sam Hunt
Tuesday - Jimmy Fallon, Joe Manganiello
Wednesday - Aubrey Plaza, Natalie Palamides
Thursday - The Chicks, Jamie Demetriou, Christina Aguilera

Conan
Monday - Heather Graham
Tuesday - Marshawn Lynch
Wednesday - Andrew Rannells
Thursday - Joe Manganiello

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.
guys I think the lack of an audience is getting to the Late Night's writer room...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exPAh0wAqA8

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoyOrxk3iTo


also not necessarily late night news but howard stern just reupped his contract

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iClQNXILfQ

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

guys I think the lack of an audience is getting to the Late Night's writer room...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exPAh0wAqA8

I lost it at Seth's pretend conversation with his dad at the end. It's stuff like this bit that make think of 90s era Conan the most.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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Welcome to the last gasp of 2020, all or at least most of the shows will be off until next year after this week. Also Chance the Rapper is tonight’s lead guest on Colbert in reality but Christopher Walken is second to no one in my reality which manifests itself as this listing.


Schedule for the week starting 2020.12.14
Subject and likely to change


Colbert
Monday - Christopher Walken, Chance the Rapper
Tuesday - Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen, Whoopi Goldberg
Wednesday - Tom Hanks, Leslie Odom, Jr
Thursday - TBA, Jon Batiste
Friday - George Clooney, Black Pumas

Corden
Monday - Kyle Chandler, (sigh)... Meghan Trainor
Tuesday - Keegan-Michael Key, Roddy Ricch
Wednesday - Nicole Kidman and Kerry Washington, Phoebe Bridgers
Thursday - Gal Gadot, Smith & Burrows

Kimmel
Monday - Taylor Swift, Christian Serratos, Sabrina Claudio
Tuesday - Carey Mulligan, Alanis Morissette
Wednesday - Kawhi Leonard, Lewis Capaldi
Thursday - Viola Davis, Daveed Diggs, The Bird and the Bee feat. Dave Grohl

Fallon
Monday - Gal Gadot, Ricky Martin, Lana Del Ray
Tuesday - Kristen Wiig, Graham Norton, Jack Harlow
Wednesday - TINY FEY, Patty Jenkins, Marcus King
Thursday - Paul McCartney, Pedro Pascal, The Voidz
Friday - Olivia Colman, Lucas Hedges, Jhené Aiko

Seth
Monday - The Chicks, Jamie Demetriou, Christina Aguilera
Tuesday - Amanda Seyfried, Craig Robinson, Mehdi Hasan
Wednesday - Stacey Abrams, Holland Taylor
Thursday - Kristen Wiig, Carrie Underwood

Conan
Monday - Jay Pharoah
Tuesday - Diego Luna
Wednesday - Christopher Walken
Thursday - Sienna Miller

InfiniteZero
Sep 11, 2004

PINK GUITAR FIRE ROBOT

College Slice

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

also not necessarily late night news but howard stern just reupped his contract

Is he sticking to a grueling schedule of about 4 shows a year, now from his couch at home?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

InfiniteZero posted:

Is he sticking to a grueling schedule of about 4 shows a year, now from his couch at home?

maybe 5 if he can convince letterman to leave the wilds of montana for 5 minutes

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

This reminded me of the Gravy Boat Lighthouse:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G69bXkXayWM

So loving dumb :lol:

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

pwn posted:

Colbert
Monday - Christopher Walken, Chance the Rapper
Tuesday - Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen, Whoopi Goldberg
Wednesday - Tom Hanks, Leslie Odom, Jr
Thursday - TBA, Jon Batiste
Friday - George Clooney, Black Pumas

In case you're wondering about that "TBA":

https://twitter.com/EricLiptonNYT/status/1339686222512439296

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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loving journo twitter is so full of themselves. Yes, via pool report, and also via having been teased on the Colbert show Tuesday and Wednesday nights. Insufferable twats.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

pwn posted:

loving journo twitter is so full of themselves. Yes, via pool report, and also via having been teased on the Colbert show Tuesday and Wednesday nights. Insufferable twats.

Yeah, it wasn't subtle.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQrJNRg0X-Y

Steve Vader
Apr 29, 2005

Everyone's Playing!

This also once counted as a late night talk show.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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New year, and new shows tonight! CBS, NBC, and ABC all lighting up their studios right now. Jimmy Fallon is doing tepid takes on Trump right now. A recording of Stay Human is playing on a monitor in the Ed Sullivan Theatre right now. The excitement is palpable. Catch it!

Also to no one’s surprise, Conan is still dark this week. Maybe his bimonthly three-week run of shows starts next week.


Schedule for the week starting 2021.01.04
Subject and likely to change


Colbert
Monday - Stacey Abrams, RuPaul Charles, Maren Morris
Tuesday - Dr. Sanjay Gupta, Anya Taylor-Joy, TBA
Wednesday - Samantha Bee, Paul Mescal
Thursday - TBA

Corden
Monday - Rosario Dawson, Ingrid Andress
Tuesday - James Marsden, Tim Minchin
Wednesday - Hailee Steinfeld, Seventeen
Thursday - Michael Sheen, Jo Ellen Pellman

Kimmel
Monday - Gwyneth Paltrow, Matt James, Machine Gun Kelly
Tuesday - Jim Parsons, Elizabeth Olsen, Yungblud
Wednesday - Regina King, Jake Tapper, Best Coast
Thursday - Tessa Thompson, Paul Bettany, Steve Earle

Fallon
Monday - Gordon Ramsay, Vanessa Kirby, Sturgill Simpson
Tuesday - Gwen Stefani, Ralph Macchio
Wednesday - Don Cheadle, Taylor Kinney, Michael Kiwanuka
Thursday - Ricky Gervais, Daisy Edgar-Jones, The Avett Brothers
Friday - Rob Lowe, Lil Nas X, Mark Normand

Seth
Monday - Amy Poehler, Burna Boy
Tuesday - Maika and Maritza Moulite
Wednesday - Ted Danson
Thursday - Bill Hader

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Conan got full blown senioritis

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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https://twitter.com/stephenathome/status/1346994717301604352?s=21

https://twitter.com/shoemakermike/status/1346970861534912512?s=21

https://twitter.com/jimmykimmel/status/1346996846623821824?s=21

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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Tonight’s Fallon appears to be taping late, and the guest lineup has changed as follows: Dan Rather, Don Cheadle, Katy Tur, Michael Kiwanuka.

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

This poo poo over the last few days has been breaking Colbert's mind like a waffle cone. I think even Seth is at the breaking point too.

Next week should be pretty fun given today's developments.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

colbert did a friday show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czVM9j1seHk

Steve Vader
Apr 29, 2005

Everyone's Playing!

Which was basically 'what he was going to do Wednesday before rear end in a top hat Damage Party went off.

He was fiery pissed on Wednesday, though.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
In other news, Conan released a barely-edited podcast this week talking about Wednesday's events with Ron Reagan (the less conservative son of you-know-who). It's pretty entertaining even though it's very much the "I'm not a political person, but..." take on things and would get eviscerated in D&D.

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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Sir Lemming posted:

In other news, Conan released a barely-edited podcast this week talking about Wednesday's events with Ron Reagan (the less conservative son of you-know-who). It's pretty entertaining even though it's very much the "I'm not a political person, but..." take on things and would get eviscerated in D&D.

C-SPAM would be the premiere choice

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