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Bills 49 30.25%
Colts 7 4.32%
Saints 30 18.52%
Bears 18 11.11%
WTF 32 19.75%
Buccs 26 16.05%
Total: 71 votes
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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

BlindSite posted:

At least tomorrow should be good.

:hellyeah:

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Taylor Heinicke looks like a young Paul Walker

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Oh god until he moves Tony Dungy looks like a waxwork figure of Tony Dungy.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Rivera is absolutely not going to let the offense play like they have to to keep up with Tampa.

He’ll blame the players for their execution in the post game.

Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN

BlindSite posted:

I dont know if this is a joke I dont get but he was in college and then straight into the pros and then pretty much right into coaching.

His old man was in the military.

Joke: when you can't take anymore training to be a Navy SEAL you ring a bell to quit

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Lol Blanda looks like he could be 60

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

for the second half washington must summon forth the ancient powers of Mark Brunell

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



FedEx turf strikes again

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Lol Blanda looks like he could be 60

I don't think he had the same spa treatment program that Brady does.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Lol Blanda looks like he could be 60

everyone was just older back then

20 year olds looked 35

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Lol Blanda looks like he could be 60

The days when guys smoked on the sidelines

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Styles Bitchley posted:

Joke: when you can't take anymore training to be a Navy SEAL you ring a bell to quit

Oh right. My b

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
oof gotta pick that

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Mmm, couldn't catch it

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Alaois posted:

everyone was just older back then

20 year olds looked 35

its a weird feeling when you look at a picture of a grizzled veteran staff sergeant in WW2 and realize the dude was probably like 23

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Do Linesmen have health problems from being that big?

Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN
you can see Brady is already starting to nod off. he's done and this game is gonna be a tale of two halves

Get ready to watch Taylor Heiny shock the world

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

lol at Brady's little bitch tantrum

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Do Linesmen have health problems from being that big?

no lineman has ever died, they just go home to the lineman planet

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
Nice Brady sack

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Do Linesmen have health problems from being that big?

The smart ones lose 70-80lbs when they retire

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Uh oh Tom's frustrated about playing a contact sport again

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Do Linesmen have health problems from being that big?

there was that one dude who got diabetes from his weight regiment so the patriots cut him

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Do Linesmen have health problems from being that big?

Yes just like the general American populace

YMB
Nov 8, 2009

in an unceremonious way
Literally every time something bad happens to Brady he throws a tantrum. How does anyone like this rear end in a top hat?

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
God Brady is such a bitch

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







He’s so incredibly unlikeable.

tigersklaw
May 8, 2008

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Do Linesmen have health problems from being that big?

A lot of sleep apnea I believe. Circulation and respiratory issues in general

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Brady throwing a tantrum

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Do Linesmen have health problems from being that big?

my favorite lineman is Nick Hardwick who was Center but hes naturally skinny so he had to eat like a gallon of ice cream a day to keep the weight on or something like that

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


FizFashizzle posted:

He’s so incredibly unlikeable.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Mystic Stylez posted:

lol at Brady's little bitch tantrum

Don't want to get controversial, but I dislike that man.

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

YMB posted:

Literally every time something bad happens to Brady he throws a tantrum. How does anyone like this rear end in a top hat?

americans are a degenerated people, there will always be a considerable subset of them who gravitate toward whatever they perceive as Success even if it was evilly obtained

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
The Thomas Jefferson Memorial Pro Bowl

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


the brady scramble didn't work

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I mean, thanks for letting him play but I feel like you could go ahead and kneel out the half there.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

they should secretly replace one of the defensive linemen with japanese professional wrestler Tomohiro Ishii who could then suplex Tom Brady directly onto the back of his neck and the top of his head until his vertebrae shatter

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Chinatown posted:

my favorite lineman is Nick Hardwick who was Center but hes naturally skinny so he had to eat like a gallon of ice cream a day to keep the weight on or something like that

even in high school they basically force feed you in order to prevent you losing too much weight during the season

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

tigersklaw posted:

A lot of sleep apnea I believe. Circulation and respiratory issues in general

Tampa's center, Ryan Jensen, has sleep apnea. Apparently getting a CPAP drastically changed his on field performance.

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Someone please inform Ron that timeouts do not roll over into the second half

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