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JacquelineDempsey posted:This explains so much. A film crew was shooting in my town a few weeks ago, and my restaurant handled the catering/craft services. I asked what the movie was, and my boss said "I don't really know, some Lifetime movie. But the director was involved with Sharknado!" Lifetime, Hallmark and Syfy movies are all largely made by the same people and companies that have been making exploitation movies since the eighties, TV channels love them because they can turn out a functional product for cheap Like, over the past decade David DeCoteau has built a cottage industry out of making family movies for Hallmark, thrillers for Lifetime and everything from horror to kid's movies to softcore porn for the direct-to-video market by filming mostly at properties he owns with big name actors he personally knows
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*surreptitiously closes door to room plastered with Matt Berry and Jimmi Simpson posters.
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I get real Stepford Wife vibes from Priti Patel. I mean, she does suprificially tend to present as a very attractive woman (this picture is just clumisly unfortunate), but there's something steely, cold and evil to her that is also immediately apparent. Those are the ones that creep me out the most, really. Like with the Zuck you can immediately tell he's a maladjusted uncanny valley human simulacrum who looks like he drinks pitchers piss as a hobby, but Patel passes some sort of instinctive Voight-Kampf test for most people.
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Her name is Priti, and she's pretty. It's genius!
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Pope Hilarius II posted:there's something steely, cold and evil to her that is also immediately apparent Yes she's the home secretary.
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Paladinus posted:Her name is Priti, and she's pretty. It's genius! priti good
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Jan 10, 2021 23:15
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OwlFancier posted:Yes she's the home secretary. Our minister for home affairs is an evil sentient tuber, so just work with what you’ve got.
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Jan 10, 2021 23:16
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My friend went on a date with McPoyle. He was pleasant enough but there was no chemistry.
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Capt.Whorebags posted:Our minister for home affairs is an evil sentient tuber, so just work with what you’ve got. It is kind of a notable thing with home secretaries is that they're all just spectacularly evil people, like genuine sociopathic "how can I maximise human suffering" kinds of horrible.
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Baron von Eevl posted:My friend went on a date with McPoyle. He was pleasant enough but there was no chemistry. Really? That’s very funny to me. I can’t imagine trying to live a normal life dating and such while playing such a physically repulsive person on tv.
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Jan 10, 2021 23:51
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This puts my mind at ease, having an explanation for why a pretty lady has spent the last sixteen years with me, a neurotic man who looks like god crossed Shrek with Home Alone era Kieran Culkin.
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Nuts and Gum posted:Really? That’s very funny to me. I can’t imagine trying to live a normal life dating and such while playing such a physically repulsive person on tv. He was great in Westworld and House of Cards! I’ve come around to finding him kinda sexy at this point, but it definitely took some time for the actor to supplant the character in my mind.
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Jan 11, 2021 00:22
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I met Brian Posehn after a comedy show he did at the Corner Hotel in Richmond a few years ago. He was super chill. He's also tall as gently caress
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Jan 11, 2021 00:26
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I laughed pretty hard at "Also, there is Nicki Minaj"
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haha wow I just saw Rusty Venture. Even leaving the obvious aside for a second, I really don't think he has any redeeming qualities.
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Memento posted:haha wow I just saw Rusty Venture. Even leaving the obvious aside for a second, I really don't think he has any redeeming qualities. He has all of Jonas Jr.'s money(however much is still left)? And, he's got that horrible patheticness to him, that could probably lure someone into thinking he's "fixable."
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Jan 11, 2021 00:58
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He's still probably the middle one of the 3. Moby is trash. Not heard anything bad about Dean Pelton, but I could have missed it.
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There’s nothing shameful about having a crush on Jon Lovitz.
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RatHat posted:There’s nothing shameful about having a crush on Jon Lovitz. Loved the man since he slammed Andy Dick's head into a bar counter.
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Memento posted:Loved the man since he slammed Andy Dick's head into a bar counter. lmao what? also jimmi simpson is delightful. his bit on party down was amazing.
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TK-42-1 posted:lmao what? Andy Dick got Phil Hartman's wife back on cocaine after she was sober for years, and because of that she killed him and then herself. Andy Dick then told Lovitz he was putting the "Hartman curse" on him when they were at a comedy club and Lovitz lost it at him and smacked his head into the bar several times until the bouncers broke it up. Andy Dick is an unrepentant shithead, and Lovitz did what we were all thinking.
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I think the only person on any of those I recognize by name or by face is maybe crispin glover, I think that's crispin glover?
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OwlFancier posted:I think the only person on any of those I recognize by name or by face is maybe crispin glover, I think that's crispin glover? Have you been on mars? With your head in a hole? And your fingers in your ears?
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OwlFancier posted:I think the only person on any of those I recognize by name or by face is maybe crispin glover, I think that's crispin glover? I thought he died in the Boston Massacre
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Jan 11, 2021 02:29
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Wait no I also recognize nicki minaj by name and elijah wood from sin city. E: and napoleon but I don't know if that counts. OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 02:33 on Jan 11, 2021 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:I thought he died in the Boston Massacre You're thinking of Crispex Attics.
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rodbeard posted:You're thinking of Crispex Attics. I thought that qas just a lovely breakfast cereal
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Memento posted:Andy Dick got Phil Hartman's wife back on cocaine after she was sober for years, and because of that she killed him and then herself. Andy Dick then told Lovitz he was putting the "Hartman curse" on him when they were at a comedy club and Lovitz lost it at him and smacked his head into the bar several times until the bouncers broke it up. Good. Lovitz is a good dude.
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[MOD NOTE: this video is great and everyone should check it out, but might be a teensy bit NWS for a few seconds of man-butt. Viewer discretion is advised, as they say.] Someone managed to dig up my favorite internet video of all time. It's a handicap match between six Japanese wrestlers (including Jushin Liger) and a poo poo shack and all weapons are banned. https://twitter.com/XMbHWFpbX/status/1348241886545207296?s=20 Somebody has a new favorite as of 17:39 on Jan 11, 2021 |
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Lodin posted:Someone managed to dig up my favorite internet video of all time. It's a handicap match between six Japanese wrestlers (including Jushin Liger) and a poo poo shack and all weapons are banned. That's what happens when you send melee units in a strategy game to attack a building.
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What's wrong with nicki minaj
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Milo and POTUS posted:What's wrong with nicki minaj Absolutely nothing IMO, provided you're ok with implants. 
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Lodin posted:Someone managed to dig up my favorite internet video of all time. It's a handicap match between six Japanese wrestlers (including Jushin Liger) and a poo poo shack and all weapons are banned. I appreciate the ref giving it the 3 count but it could have been improved if one of them tried to pin it 
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Android Apocalypse posted:Absolutely nothing IMO, provided you're ok with implants. lol what might those feel like I wonder 
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OwlFancier posted:I think the only person on any of those I recognize by name or by face is maybe crispin glover, I think that's crispin glover? Due to Brexit in the EU he is also known as Chipsin Handshoeey.
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Android Apocalypse posted:Absolutely nothing IMO, provided you're ok with implants. nice side rear end
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Paladinus posted:Her name is Priti, and she's pretty. It's genius! Pervy Tories want her to bully them with her boots on. Like nanny used to.
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