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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

resident posted:

why would anyone successful enough to get one even give a poo poo about a medal of freedom? ah cool, I’m perhaps the best coach in nfl history, but all I needed was this piece of poo poo medal and a wet trump handshake to complete my life.

it's literally the nation's highest civilian honor lol

it's like asking "pffft who wants to be knighted"

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Zokari
Jul 23, 2007

do you really think someone would do that?

just go in the capitol and tase their own balls?

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot

Don't sleep on president TB12

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Business Gorillas posted:

I remember one of my main radicalizing moments was how in the leadup to trump taking over, obama spent all his time giving Joe biden and hollywood actors medals

I wonder if there's some pepe meme guy seeing trump give medals to his golfing buddies and people who defended him on the teevee thinking the same thing

My radicalizing moment was the Deepwater Horizon poo poo and hearing Obama say "we're going to put our boot on the neck of BP"
and then, uh, nothing happening

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
like you would think remote control helicopters are dorky as gently caress, and they are, but if you see a guy flip the blades and make that thing fly upside down you suddenly realize its sort of cool and also you appreciate the physics of heavier than air flight a lot more

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

a.lo posted:

is that chicken fried steak

:drat:

Brogeoisie
Jan 12, 2005

"Look, I'm a private citizen," he said. "One thing that I don't have to do is sit here and open my kimono as it relates to how much money I make or didn't."

https://youtu.be/lBRyWsH18KQ

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Glimm posted:

i mean, he's not wrong - if folks hadn't voted trump would still be pres

but he still is the president?

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

a.lo posted:

is that chicken fried steak

Lmao I thought this was one of your posts for a second

Glimm
Jul 27, 2005

Time is only gonna pass you by

Lando Kardashian posted:

*yawns* good trumping everyone, 5k+ new posts, did someone at least TNRMP?

sorry the trump well has run dry, no more trumps

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

My radicalizing moment was the Deepwater Horizon poo poo and hearing Obama say "we're going to put our boot on the neck of BP"
and then, uh, nothing happening

same

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Hahahahahhahahahahahahhhahahahaahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhrhaieudtba;p ruiqyap;eyuiheqbrpyiughabpnofye5uxodzFPABiurngb

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
IM NOT OLD

do not let my av mislead you. i am hairless and fetal and perfect in my alien gray like beauty. i can not wait to see how my nose forms. trust me, it's going to be a party when im finally born

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020

TraderStav posted:

I'm behind... educate me on what the I and A are? incels and autists?

is this really an earnest guess dude come on

Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?

LOL, actual history on the history channel instead of patriotic grampa war porn and gimmicky reality shows? That IS shocking.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
is the president even real?

Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

My radicalizing moment was the Deepwater Horizon poo poo and hearing Obama say "we're going to put our boot on the neck of BP"
and then, uh, nothing happening

Yeah, BP is like Weyland-Yutani. It's risible for a liberal politician to even suggest doing anything against BP. Yeah, nah son.

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

Derek Fcking Carr posted:

this is just some guys LARP

Yeah the grunt style brand is mainly used by either people that served but never actually went outside the wire or people that didn't serve but if they did would have been tier one spec ops commandos (in their own minds)

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

My radicalizing moment was the Deepwater Horizon poo poo and hearing Obama say "we're going to put our boot on the neck of BP"
and then, uh, nothing happening

i was radicalized when washington used his brainwashed militiamen to enforce the whiskey tax

Brogeoisie
Jan 12, 2005

"Look, I'm a private citizen," he said. "One thing that I don't have to do is sit here and open my kimono as it relates to how much money I make or didn't."

Love Rat posted:

LOL, actual history on the history channel instead of patriotic grampa war porn and gimmicky reality shows? That IS shocking.

This is Grassley entire shtick. He tweets about how the history Channel doesn't show enough history - has been doing for a decade lmao.

Oh that and his weird pseudo arg thing where he posted a reply to a months old tweet about running over a body but it was probably a deer haha

Glimm
Jul 27, 2005

Time is only gonna pass you by

Derek Fcking Carr posted:

this is just some guys LARP

when you think about it isn't everything?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Twump

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/slpng_giants/status/1348428909478481920

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

It means that hte thin blue line now has blood on their hands and cops are no longer good

Alright, I'm straight now. Thank you :)

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


mark immune posted:

Wet Turmpman

Piztap Israel

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020

cumshitter posted:

i was radicalized when washington used his brainwashed militiamen to enforce the whiskey tax

wow you really are old

Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?

Brogeoisie posted:

This is Grassley entire shtick. He tweets about how the history Channel doesn't show enough history - has been doing for a decade lmao.

Oh that and his weird pseudo arg thing where he posted a reply to a months old tweet about running over a body but it was probably a deer haha

My sense is this dumb gently caress actually feels that Ottoman history is an affront. But then, it's loving Grassley, so yup.

Ball Tazeman
Feb 2, 2010

mods please probe anybody who doesn’t believe in ball tazeman

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
*im aiming down my front loaded, unbored, pewter pellet firing rifle at washington's men coming to tax my whiskey*

*i go blind, whoops, methanol poisoning*

*i still fire because i didnt spend two minutes loading this rifle to not fire it*

Glimm
Jul 27, 2005

Time is only gonna pass you by

Elephanthead posted:

but he still is the president?

drat you're right

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Ball Tazeman posted:

mods please prod anybody who doesn’t believe in ball tazeman

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
I can kind of forgive sorenstam and G Playa for accepting theirs since it was already announced but lmao at accepting one now

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

wow you really are old

i am NOT old you gently caress!!!!!!!!!

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

i personally dont give a gently caress about cops but i sure as hell am going to use 1/6, the cop murder, and mob beatings as ammunition against these chuds

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/1348343227645091840

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/DJEkin/status/1348360258377412615


edit: seems like this is an anti masker thing from
Nov

gregday has issued a correction as of 01:50 on Jan 11, 2021

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
the minorities who are grifting for a white ethnostate really crack me up

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Brogeoisie posted:

This is Grassley entire shtick. He tweets about how the history Channel doesn't show enough history - has been doing for a decade lmao.

Oh that and his weird pseudo arg thing where he posted a reply to a months old tweet about running over a body but it was probably a deer haha

he also posts about stating at teen cashiers at dairy queen

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

2DCAT posted:

Lmao I thought this was one of your posts for a second

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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/julianfeeld/status/1348431112679292928

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