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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

if Professor X is actually Professor Xavier, does that mean the X-Men are actually the Xavier-Men

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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Dustcat posted:

the mutant with magnet powers was named magneto

oh and what would you name yourself if you had magnet powers, hmm??

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

This is probably for the best TBH because foreign intelligence agencies will definitely try to spy on him or otherwise extract state secrets, and he would willingly give them up if offered money in exchange.

If anything he should have a stronger SS detail than other presidents, even if some of it is hidden or whatever to not arouse suspicion.

Upside Potential
Jun 14, 2006
If you think this guy is terrible, wait till next year.



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Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.




there's a good chance i may have committed some light treason

gregday
May 23, 2003

Tase the balls with volts a-plenty
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Tis the season to be lolling
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Don will soon be in the barrel
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Not one chud will be spared, lol
Fa la la la la, la la la la

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
trump would easily escape from prison like Sean Connery in the rock

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

Filthy Hans posted:

if Professor X is actually Professor Xavier, does that mean the X-Men are actually the Xavier-Men

x is the shape of a chromosome

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube


I doubt Trump said anything like that, and now he's going to be furious at McCarthy.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

oh I see

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004


fun fact: prisoners in America have credibly sued under the 8th amendment because prison food is so terrible

e: oops quoted wrong post oh well TRUMP!!

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

XK posted:

I doubt Trump said anything like that, and now he's going to be furious at McCarthy.

He can't tweet about it so who cares lol

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

oh and what would you name yourself if you had magnet powers, hmm??

violent j

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
god, the Who were such a lovely band

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
noodles need to cool, gently caress they are hot

A Gin Palace
Feb 12, 2013

Schnorkles posted:

shut the gently caress up schnorkles

i'm schnorkles! polls

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Filthy Hans posted:

if Professor X is actually Professor Xavier, does that mean the X-Men are actually the Xavier-Men

Xhillary-Men

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

:hmmyes:

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

oh and what would you name yourself if you had magnet powers, hmm??

Chad Metal

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

XK posted:

I doubt Trump said anything like that, and now he's going to be furious at McCarthy.

i dunno the dude has dementia and is probably proud that his followers successfully attacked the capitol

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Trump took back the nomination after Chad called trump out for the riots. I was wondering how long he could remain acting if trump wasn’t nominating him anymore.


ACAB

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Vim Fuego posted:

Ok, did someone really steal AOC's shoes? or is that just a joke?

I’m monitoring wikifeet closely and will update this thread as the situation develops

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



rmp

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

oh and what would you name yourself if you had magnet powers, hmm??

Dr Doom

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007

Agrajag posted:

omg this guy is incredible

"white lives dont matter because white lives arent a thing"

ABSOLTUELY SPOT ON AND TRUE

can someone explain this to me like I'm five? I don't understand "white lives aren't a thing"

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
the House will vote to impeach, again

the Senate will not vote to remove, again

by the time the next presidential election cycle ramps up, right-wing media will have convinced 70% of the country that the Dems should not have voted to impeach Trump for insurrection & that both impeachments were cheap political moves that have brought shame upon our nation

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

Ben Nerevarine posted:

I’m monitoring wikifeet closely and will update this thread as the situation develops

thank u sailor

Nim_Chimsky
Mar 23, 2019

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Fun Shoe

UFOTacoMan posted:

Turn the volts up
Tase my balls up

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

oh and what would you name yourself if you had magnet powers, hmm??

Ms. Lint was the superior electromagnetic supervillain

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
how do noodles hold so much heat, uggghhhhh

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.


lmao thoughts and prayers to Biden on Jan 20th

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
Bang! Bang! Kevin's silver taser
Came down upon his scrote
Clang! Clang! Kevin's silver taser
Made sure that they'd explode

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007

Star Phlatulence posted:

the House will vote to impeach, again

the Senate will not vote to remove, again

by the time the next presidential election cycle ramps up, right-wing media will have convinced 70% of the country that the Dems should not have voted to impeach Trump for insurrection & that both impeachments were cheap political moves that have brought shame upon our nation

well the first impeachment DID result in him being reelected

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Like the funniest way to read the Collins thing is the Iranians did some completely speculative analysis of "could we gently caress with the Capitol if they hosed with us?" and the CIA totally has people who passed it on and they briefed senators in classified briefings.

Then R-Sundown here just blabs about it to a reporter and the CIA asset is being tortured right now.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan
we’re doing all these parody songs and yet AC/DC’s “Thunderstruck” is right there

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

GreenBuckanneer posted:

can someone explain this to me like I'm five? I don't understand "white lives aren't a thing"

white isn't a coherent cultural identity like black is, therefore white lives in the context of "Black Lives Matter" has no meaning

ascii genitals
Aug 19, 2000



I bet all those "forever exonerated" challenge coins will skyrocket in value once Trump is convicted after impeachment 2.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

GreenBuckanneer posted:

can someone explain this to me like I'm five? I don't understand "white lives aren't a thing"

what is whiteness? what is white culture? what is it to be white?

black culture and BLM in america is a thing because their heritage and identity was ripped away from them through slavery

his comment in full context explains it better

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CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Ween's A Tear For Eddie but it's A Taze for EdBalls

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