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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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Nim_Chimsky
Mar 23, 2019

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Fun Shoe

peak boomer; and there can never be anything funnier than taze balls. it's all down hill from here I believe

Nim_Chimsky has issued a correction as of 23:34 on Jan 11, 2021

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Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

how many cspam trump thread pages does trump have left?

let's see how many decades trump manages to cram into his last weeks

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020

im so happy he did this again

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio



his biggest bootlickers are trying to Weekend at Bernies him out of this while he's duct taped to chair somewhere

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
capitol hill police were in on the coup *clap clap*

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 353 days!

Fly Molo posted:

phoebe’s looking rough these days

at least Joey has his own show now

Wow, rude

Lisa Kudrow is hand down the best friends alumni

Vernii
Dec 7, 2006

With Wolf out, the 25th is increasingly unlikely.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Schnorkles posted:

free Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud *clap clap*

Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone




https://twitter.com/timjhogan/status/1347657507007827968?s=20

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

wow just hacked into the fbi and got the piss tape! check it out here:

share:///trupm/dossier/piss_tape.mp4

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

did he catch a week for yosposing

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/GeoffRBennett/status/1348757760310128642

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
gonna lol when it turns out that trump's alamo speech was actually booked at a rental agency

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



https://twitter.com/Cheesegod69/status/1329822368785604608?s=20

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 353 days!

He also said we could rent battletoads again and that I could get my own pizza and not have tos hare it with my brother

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

oxsnard posted:

thunder is a sound not an electrical current, you dumb rear end

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

I call bullshit. I’ve been around enough narcissists to know they are incapable of accepting any kind of responsibility for something going wrong. It’s never their fault.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

tenderjerk posted:

He also said we could rent battletoads again and that I could get my own pizza and not have toshare it with my brother

:lmao:

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
this looks more troubleing than i though it would

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

oxsnard posted:

yeah serious talk, part of the reason that blackness is such an important identity in the states is that the descendants of slaves had their identities stripped from them and as such knew nothing about their heritage, homeland, religion etc.

White people, generally, know where their families come from. So, for example, I have irish heritage and know my ancestral plaid design for a kilt. I can be identify with that even if I'm not an irishman. My whiteness doesn't matter because it's the default, and therefore privileged, race.

I'll have a frosty and larg fries thanks

I'm white as gently caress and I have no idea where anyone past my great-grandparents came from, or how I could find out.

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

https://twitter.com/MetalGear_OOC/status/1348721340963020813

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Schnorkles posted:

did he catch a week for yosposing

yeah

he told people they were idiots for thinking there would be repercussions for politicians who exhorted the coup attempt

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

The President is prepared for battle

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Iron Crowned posted:

Samyang knows what they're doing :yum:

way off base there

Vernii
Dec 7, 2006

Lol no one is in charge of inauguration security at a cabinet level anymore, and theres basically a 100% chance anyone appointed to replace Wolf will be a chud loyalist

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

reporter: im press

pig: no you cant come in (while a mob of trumpists walk right in)

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
some of those that gently caress horses
are the same that tase ballsacks

ungh!

tasing in the balls of

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Schnorkles posted:

did he catch a week for yosposing

being objectively correct in yospos, yes

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

XK posted:

I'm white as gently caress and I have no idea where anyone past my great-grandparents came from, or how I could find out.

my last name is uncommon enough that it was trivial to look up my ancestry all the way back to medieval europe. i know what my coat of arms looks like

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

VideoKid posted:

I call bullshit. I’ve been around enough narcissists to know they are incapable of accepting any kind of responsibility for something going wrong. It’s never their fault.

"Did I make it worse? Maybe, maybe not, many people, lots of people, are saying that I helped prevent it from getting worse!"

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

comcast:

https://twitter.com/GeoffRBennett/status/1348757760310128642

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




lmao

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Trump said he'd drain the boggy marsh
Totally motionless except for his heart
Piss flowed down into trump's pajamas
He filled the capitol with qanon piranhas

He's trump, he's trump
He's in my head
He's trump, he's trump, he's trump
I tazed my balls

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

anyone have a good photo of that weird foaming at the mouth guy?

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

lol all of these big companies coming out to say poo poo like this

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
the my pillow dude is going to be funding the republican party before much longer lmao

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

XK posted:

I'm white as gently caress and I have no idea where anyone past my great-grandparents came from, or how I could find out.

there are several websites where white americans can almost certainly trace their lineage for at least a few generations back, and if you're related to mormons you have a good chance of having it researched back for centuries

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