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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Gripweed posted:

Yeah remember when Hillary Clinton wrote a book after the election where she admitted it had been a msitake to say she wanted to fire all the coal miners, because she had forgotten that the Obama administration's anti-coal policies had made people assume the worst of all Democrats

her whole book was I take full responsibility for loosing but really silt was all Bernie and the Russians :argh:

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Upside Potential
Jun 14, 2006
If you think this guy is terrible, wait till next year.
WHERE IS TRUMP MAKE THE PRESS CONFERENCE YOU FAT ORANGE BINCH

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Serfer posted:

watching 3 minutes of plot over 90 minutes

And loving every second

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Serfer posted:

watching 3 minutes of plot over 90 minutes

Too Old To Die Young is literally a monkey's paw wish for a Refn tv show

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Plinkey posted:

The cheez isn't ready yet



:staredog:

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Plinkey posted:

The cheez isn't ready yet



are those oversized pasta shells stuffed with meat and soon cheese

selan dyin
Dec 27, 2007

RUMFP

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Filthy Hans posted:

Too Old To Die Young is literally a monkey's paw wish for a Refn tv show

been home for almost a year and still can't get myself to watch past the first hour

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Plinkey posted:

The cheez isn't ready yet



the mad lad has done it again

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

ohrwurm posted:

turn off your monitor

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan
I’m dumb it was Q-anon
I thought that where we go one (oooh)
we go all but then I tased my balls
I fried my mountain oysters so good, whoa

hammer and sickle on her sleeve
let me know
let me knooooow the truth

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Buddykins posted:

are those oversized pasta shells stuffed with meat and soon cheese

pasta stuffed with cheezer

hungry for crepes n shit
Aug 17, 2005


significant other: hey, looks like that whole balltazing death thing wasn't real

me, turning away sadly and whispering: it's real to me

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

VideoKid posted:

her whole book was I take full responsibility for loosing but really silt was all Bernie and the Russians :argh:

I donated to bernie and his goons came to my house, made me taze my own balls and gave my money to JOE BIEDNE!!! OUCH!

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


UFOTacoMan posted:

macaroni and deez

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Plinkey posted:

pasta stuffed with cheezer

that sounds really good actually. An explosion of flavor in each bite

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Delthalaz posted:

They’re nuts about it. My wife has an ancestor whose brother traveled to found SLC with Brigham Young. So her entire genealogy oh that side is online back to England in the 1500s. I can only trace back to like 1890

yeah thanks to them i know when every single one of my ancestors entered america

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Upside Potential posted:

WHERE IS TRUMP MAKE THE PRESS CONFERENCE YOU FAT ORANGE BINCH

he got mad at the staffer who said he resigned before pooping himself to bed

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

ohrwurm posted:

turn off your monitor

you son of a bitch

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

magiccarpet posted:

been home for almost a year and still can't get myself to watch past the first hour

I watched like 10 minutes and fell asleep and haven't gone back and I love all his movies.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

UFOTacoMan posted:

macaroni and deez

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 353 days!

Upside Potential posted:

WHERE IS TRUMP MAKE THE PRESS CONFERENCE YOU FAT ORANGE BINCH

Too shaken up after the PGA thing, sorry! :smugdon:

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War
be careful with ancestry research guys. my mom did it and it opened a whole can of worms.

captainbananas
Sep 11, 2002

Ahoy, Captain!

tenderjerk posted:

Mormons are exceptionally good at genealogy

gotta baptize em all

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPI_tHNjS78

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

does anyone have the senate floor plan someone posted earlier

trupk

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
make the tweet you fat orange bitch

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

https://twitter.com/JoshWTSP/status/1348755992981467138

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

tenderjerk posted:

Mormons are exceptionally good at genealogy

guess who owns ancestry.com

emf
Aug 1, 2002



actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

VideoKid posted:

be careful with ancestry research guys. my mom did it and it opened a whole can of worms.

it's like those ancestry ads where someone thinks they have some of X heritage, and they find out they actually don't, and so they take all their poo poo and set it on fire while in tears

I THOUGHT I WAS GERMAN (destroys leiderhosen)

Nim_Chimsky
Mar 23, 2019

OFFICIAL SKELETON
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Fun Shoe

Novo posted:

those who died
are justified
in tasing their balls
they're the chosen whites

can we get a new thread of just taze balls lyrics? as a repository?

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

lmao

MAGIC ME FREE MOTHERFUCKER

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

VideoKid posted:

be careful with ancestry research guys. my mom did it and it opened a whole can of worms.

my wife is huge into it and discovered that there are counties in Kentucky populated around 50% by her relatives

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

emfive posted:

my wife is huge into it and discovered that there are counties in Kentucky populated around 50% by her relatives

are you implying your wife has a high chance of being inbred?

ohrwurm
Jun 25, 2003

actionjackson posted:

you son of a bitch

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
found out I’m Mussolini’s great grandson through ancestry.cum

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

My ancestors invented my surname when they got to Ellis Island

if they wanted me to know about the old country they'd have written some poo poo down

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