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Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

Rich Uncle Chet posted:

...What? Just talk about the protests you stupid duck

Isn't he on a two week delay?

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Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006


Isn’t there supposed to be a rhyming couplet for each letter?

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

https://twitter.com/thetomzone/status/1348477643730137089?s=19

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Agents are GO! posted:

I guess the mods are really fond of the current one. :shobon:

The current one is really good. Besides the bigger news is that Twitter sucked off the president.

Wipfmetz
Oct 12, 2007

Sitzen ein oder mehrere Wipfe in einer Lore, so kann man sie ueber den Rand der Lore hinausschauen sehen.

Trapezium Dave posted:

Rall: When You Find out You've Been Doing Terrorism Wrong

I laughed. :shobon:

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Discussion on Stonetoss a page or two ago made me realize that Tinsley is just Boomer Stonetoss. Today he's getting you primed up for a jokey culture war over bizarrely inoffensive turns of phrase, next week he'll celebrate MLK Jr Day by warning about "dangerous wild animals".

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

I did one of those. Maybe a bit in bad taste so I figure it fits right in here.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The gently caress are you doing?! Don't cheer for the loss of democracy!

Pancho Jueves
Aug 20, 2007

BEST FRIENDS!!

Drunky's mad about using "gift" as a verb, like it has for the last 400 years.

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012
I love the podium guy picture so much

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Avirosb posted:

I did one of those. Maybe a bit in bad taste so I figure it fits right in here.



"We all regret the actions that took place in my last comic. But we need to move beyond, and heal." Republican Congressman Tim Buckley

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Wipfmetz posted:

I laughed. :shobon:

I feel like he missed an opportunity for a good Yakov Smirnoff joke, but otherwise its solid.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Who was that cartoonist who was always super mad about the Illinois speaker of the state house? He must be pretty happy today, at least.

https://twitter.com/jmartNYT/status/1348707341571678216

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Eric Allie?

Arkage
Aug 10, 2008

Things fall apart;
the centre cannot hold

Asgerd posted:




I guess Ben hasn't been clued in yet that they were all actually evil antifas the whole time.

This makes me pretty optimistic about the Republican party infighting getting even worse.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Yup. His last like five cartoons were an object labelled 35 Years Of Madigan Rule

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

Charlz Guybon posted:

Isn't he on a two week delay?

Drunk Duck and Nothing Happens are both run with the other newspaper comics and are sent a couple of weeks in advance, yeah. This means we probably won't see either of them mention the failed coup for another week and a half or so.

I say probably because if a big enough event happens sometimes newspaper cartoonists can rush a cartoon to be printed the next day, I feel like there were a few of them that did 9/11 tributes the day after. That said I don't expect Tinsley/Fishman or Stantis to put in the effort to do that.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Twelve by Pies posted:

Drunk Duck and Nothing Happens are both run with the other newspaper comics and are sent a couple of weeks in advance, yeah. This means we probably won't see either of them mention the failed coup for another week and a half or so.

I say probably because if a big enough event happens sometimes newspaper cartoonists can rush a cartoon to be printed the next day, I feel like there were a few of them that did 9/11 tributes the day after. That said I don't expect Tinsley/Fishman or Stantis to put in the effort to do that.

Which is amusing because two weeks from the coup klux klan gathering Biden is inaugurated. So, probably Stallie will just ignore the whole event and go with an inauguration strip where they're afraid of what the future will bring. Tinsley will do a cultural war observation.

londonarbuckle
Feb 23, 2017

Nenonen posted:

Which is amusing because two weeks from the coup klux klan gathering Biden is inaugurated. So, probably Stallie will just ignore the whole event and go with an inauguration strip where they're afraid of what the future will bring.

Either way, we're definitely getting a solid week of void floating.

Hunt11
Jul 24, 2013

Grimey Drawer

londonarbuckle posted:

Either way, we're definitely getting a solid week of void floating.

So just a usual week then.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

I have my expectations up that Nothing Happens will take some easy shots at Biden a lot more than it did with Trump. There will be unfinished stories instead of nothing is what I'm hoping. Well, hoping is not exactly the word...

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Boris Johnson's fight against the Covid-19 pandemic – Coronavirus infections are still rising in most parts of the UK"

Telegraph:

Coronavirus: new exercise restrictions in England 'under active consideration'

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Make further Covid curbs in next 24 hours to halt spread, says Keir Starmer

Evening Standard:

Covid: England told to prepare for worst weeks of pandemic; More than 100k tune in as Joe Wicks returns to PE With Joe workouts amid lockdown

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:

Rowe:


Broelman:


Wilcox:


Spooner:

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
[b]BUNNIES ARE CUTE BUT DEADLY/b]
https://twitter.com/deAdder/status/1348636988371578881

From one of the Canadian cartoonists who really should get posted more often.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011


Ben Garrison posted:

SHUT UP! THEY SHOUTED

While luxuriating in Tahiti, Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey made a shameful but bold decision: He removed thousands of conservative voices from his platform, including GrrrGraphics. Our mass violation? We were all pro-Trump. Dorsey lied and said we were promoting violence while he allowed ‘hang Pence’ messages to stay.

Not to be outdone, Jeff Bezos also ‘cleansed’ the Twitter alternative, Parler, from his company’s cloud servers. Trump supporters are now being smeared as ’terrorists’ by the far left mega billionaires.

BREAKING @GRRRGRAPHICS HAS BEEN SUSPENDED FROM TWITTER FOLLOW US ON GAB SAME ID @GRRRGRAPHICS

Throughout 2020, Facebook was busy censoring conservative voices on their platform. Mark Zuckerberg is good friends with China’s President Xi. Zuckerberg speaks Chinese. He asked Xi to name his child. Zuckerberg clearly interfered with the election by refusing to allow any comments or links to Hunter’s notorious laptop. Facebook went the Hillary route of lying and said (with zero proof) that it was ‘Russian disinformation.’

Try using Google for any searches of conservative opinions and you’ll see page after page of leftist opinions stating why conservatives are wrong. Goggle does evil and it’s now nothing more than a socialist propaganda arm—not a search engine.

Many on the left claim it’s perfectly fine for these CEOs to burn conservative opinions. After all, they are private companies and can do whatever they want. Not exactly. They are publicly-held companies. Today Twitter’s stock got slammed and rightfully so. Let’s hope the mega billionaires are all taken down a peg or two, but more importantly, we all need to point out the hypocrisy of the left for blatantly violating our First Amendment.

The lefty mega billionaires know their plans for us are unpopular. Their ideas don’t stand up in the marketplace of ideas, so they want to limit and control that marketplace. They know this is not aligned with our Constitution, but they don’t care. They admire the Chicom system more. Hence their naked display of reckless power.

They must be awfully afraid if they’re resorting to silencing millions of Americans.
Oh my god he think publicly traded companies are the same thing as federal entities.

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



Pants Donkey posted:

Oh my god he think publicly traded companies are the same thing as federal entities.[/i]

If only they were.:allears:

Do any of these shitheads actually have the balls to call for nationalizing Twitter and Facebook?

SeANMcBAY fucked around with this message at 02:20 on Jan 12, 2021

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Pants Donkey posted:


Oh my god he think publicly traded companies are the same thing as federal entities.
It doesn’t surprise me at all that America is full of people who don’t understand the distinction between government and business. What public service means, in a fundamental sense, wasn’t explicitly taught to me in school. I picked it up somehow, but I can just see easily see how someone could make it their entire life without understanding that vital concept that underpins democracy.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Pants Donkey posted:


Oh my god he think publicly traded companies are the same thing as federal entities.

"Dammed"?
E: Oh I get it.

Vivian Darkbloom
Jul 14, 2004


Did Jack Dorsey call for Pence to be killed? Lin Wood did, but he did it on Parler since he was banned from Twitter by then. Oh god why do I know this stuff?

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Is that Zuckerberg spitting diarrhea through a butthole mouth?

Also, Garrison drawing Bezos as Hitler as though he wouldn't have been a collaborator and isn't still wringing his hands about the Jews with as much plausible deniability as he can muster.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

SeANMcBAY posted:

If only they were.:allears:

Do any of these shitheads actually have the balls to call for nationalizing Twitter and Facebook?

They can be convinced to nationalize anything so long as "Their guy" is in charge and they exclude the people inside the parentheses

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Pants Donkey posted:


Oh my god he think publicly traded companies are the same thing as federal entities.

More delusional than normal I see

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I love how basically no man in history has done as much to spread white supremacy as Jack Dorsey and he is constantly denounced by white supremacists as a liberal boogeyman.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
I think that's actually the most heartening thing. We like to get in beefs about leftist infighting, but it largely amounts to just posting angrily at one another. White supremacists have absolutely zero sense of solidarity; no one will be there to pick up Dorsey if he ever loses his twitter fortune, and a cop was beaten to death by people wearing Blue Lives Matter merch for the crime of telling them they were not allowed to do terrorism.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

I think that's actually the most heartening thing. We like to get in beefs about leftist infighting, but it largely amounts to just posting angrily at one another. White supremacists have absolutely zero sense of solidarity; no one will be there to pick up Dorsey if he ever loses his twitter fortune, and a cop was beaten to death by people wearing Blue Lives Matter merch for the crime of telling them they were not allowed to do terrorism.

Oh yeah, fascism always ends in a crater, it's just a question of where you are when they make the crater

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Uhh yeah. Washington committed treason against the British Empire and was undoubtedly denied access to things an otherwise upstanding general of the British Army would normally have access to. The difference is he had a pretty good idea of what would happen next

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

The metaphor doesn't really work because George Washington was an actual rich person so he was above consequences for real.

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Hunt11
Jul 24, 2013

Grimey Drawer

rodbeard posted:

The metaphor doesn't really work because George Washington was an actual rich person so he was above consequences for real.

I am pretty sure he would have faced many consequences if the colonies lost.

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