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free hubcaps posted:DW's DC bureau chief Ines Pohl just did an in depth piece on the ball tasering, which was actually worse than we thought. It seems the the man with the tased balls was carrying not one but two tasers, one in each front pocket, and that they were both simultaneously triggered by the ornate frame of the tip o'neill portrait. Having each nut independently tased at the exact same moment triggered a reaction where the victim's balls were sucked back into his body supercharged with voltage and blown out through his dickhole (according to the expert) causing massive trauma to both himself and several compatriots standing in front of him the tree of liberty being watered with the blood of patriots
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Star Phlatulence posted:it's pretty funny that this is all directly Hillary Clinton's fault.
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Jan 12, 2021 03:29
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mrmcd posted:There was a whole scam electric truck company called Nikola. They had a video their very fancy futuristic semi truck that was actually rolling downhill. it's still worth 7 billion dollars lol
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Jan 12, 2021 03:29
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2DCAT posted:When is the Alamo basement news conference tomorrow that's where peewee's bike was stashed
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free hubcaps posted:DW's DC bureau chief Ines Pohl just did an in depth piece on the ball tasering, which was actually worse than we thought. It seems the the man with the tased balls was carrying not one but two tasers, one in each front pocket, and that they were both simultaneously triggered by the ornate frame of the tip o'neill portrait. Having each nut independently tased at the exact same moment triggered a reaction where the victim's balls were sucked back into his body supercharged with voltage and blown out through his dickhole (according to the expert) causing massive trauma to both himself and several compatriots standing in front of him See, died with tased balls and not from them. I've been hearing this story too
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Jan 12, 2021 03:30
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release the fuckin tapes
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Jan 12, 2021 03:30
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The world gave Donald 6000 miles of rope and so he chose to drop 6000 miles and 10 feet
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No relation to Pierre Delecto
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Always good
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neutral milf hotel posted:that's where peewee's bike was stashed It's also where all the illegal GA ballots are hidden
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free hubcaps posted:DW's DC bureau chief Ines Pohl just did an in depth piece on the ball tasering, which was actually worse than we thought. It seems the the man with the tased balls was carrying not one but two tasers, one in each front pocket, and that they were both simultaneously triggered by the ornate frame of the tip o'neill portrait. Having each nut independently tased at the exact same moment triggered a reaction where the victim's balls were sucked back into his body supercharged with voltage and blown out through his dickhole (according to the expert) causing massive trauma to both himself and several compatriots standing in front of him
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Jan 12, 2021 03:31
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2DCAT posted:It's also where all the illegal GA ballots are hidden 
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Jan 12, 2021 03:31
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tenderjerk posted:drat, why do we know this information 
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Jan 12, 2021 03:31
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I found where the ballots are!!!! They're up my rear end!!!
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Jan 12, 2021 03:31
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Good soup! posted:I found where the ballots are!!!! They're up my rear end!!! 
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Jan 12, 2021 03:32
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Joementum posted:i'd like to know tbh It’s time to move on and unite...against Hunter Biden, that son of a bitch.
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Jan 12, 2021 03:32
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Good soup! posted:I found where the ballots are!!!! They're up my rear end!!! Ballotshitter
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Jan 12, 2021 03:32
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you can't spell ballots without BALLS
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Jan 12, 2021 03:33
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free hubcaps posted:DW's DC bureau chief Ines Pohl just did an in depth piece on the ball tasering, which was actually worse than we thought. It seems the the man with the tased balls was carrying not one but two tasers, one in each front pocket, and that they were both simultaneously triggered by the ornate frame of the tip o'neill portrait. Having each nut independently tased at the exact same moment triggered a reaction where the victim's balls were sucked back into his body supercharged with voltage and blown out through his dickhole (according to the expert) causing massive trauma to both himself and several compatriots standing in front of him Lol
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Jan 12, 2021 03:33
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Good soup! posted:I found where the ballots are!!!! They're up my rear end!!! you can't fool me again. not after last time.
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Jan 12, 2021 03:33
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fascinating and also thanks
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https://twitter.com/RiegerReport/status/1348820102213496832?s=20
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Jan 12, 2021 03:33
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i sucked a ballots dick before i dumped it in the river
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Jan 12, 2021 03:33
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lol some tech problems over at GAB as well https://twitter.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1348761931167895553
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Jan 12, 2021 03:33
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quote:“Do the courageous thing, Mike,” Trump said in one meeting, according to a person present.
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Jan 12, 2021 03:34
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I wish the Ashley Parker article substantiated Trump noticing the "low class" aspect of the protesters and feeling concerned. Still, him being glued to the TV and ignoring calls for help is something else.
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Jan 12, 2021 03:34
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Good soup! posted:I found where the ballots are!!!! They're up my rear end!!! be sure and tell em LARGE MARGE SENT YA 
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Jan 12, 2021 03:34
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wet_goods posted:Yeah dummy it's called oan and it's piped into his soup brain 24/7
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Jan 12, 2021 03:34
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Man I was getting angry about the manatee thing but on looking closer it looks like they just scrubbed off algae like someone writing on a dirty car window with their finger. Now its twice as funny because not only did some chud get in the water to do that but somewhere in Florida there is now a confused manatee wandering up to people and wondering why none of the other monkey things are giving back scratches.
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Jan 12, 2021 03:34
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Deceptive Thinker posted:No relation to Pierre Delecto Or Ron Mexico
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mrmcd posted:I mean they also DMed the guy who started the thing on twitter and he was like "lmao yeah I made that up" but hey it's funny go with it nothing matters. look man i don't wanna miss out on everyone being a wild conspiracy theorist. it's loving fun. the piss tape is real you idiot.
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Jan 12, 2021 03:34
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a maga taze off he own balls a shameful maga
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Jan 12, 2021 03:35
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seems really problematic idk
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Jan 12, 2021 03:35
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https://twitter.com/Agood_driver/status/1348810177487712258?s=19 Bits of this floated to me through real people I know, it's insane how many people are hooked lined and sunk by Q
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Jan 12, 2021 03:35
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Plinkey posted:i swear to god, that getting tased in the balls was part of a skinimax 1am on a friday night show when i was like 13, probably one of those softcore red shoe diary things or something? i texted some friends from HS and this infact did happen
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Jan 12, 2021 03:36
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Joementum posted:i'd like to know tbh videos of guys tazing their own balls no doubt
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Jan 12, 2021 03:36
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woah wait the cops are bad holy poo poo hold the phone stop the presses who possibly would have thought that
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Inspector Hound posted:https://twitter.com/Agood_driver/status/1348810177487712258?s=19 Lost, and ARG games in general, really hosed up this country.
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Plinkey posted:i texted some friends from HS and this infact did happen 'BZZZZZT ouch my balls' was a catchphase for years
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