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Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

Jack Monroe is unsurprisingly all over the food box thing, and this tweet stood out. Austerity hero! Wait why are you getting all political on us?

https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1348699822937812999

E: Sleept Cat VAT


Bobstar fucked around with this message at 13:19 on Jan 12, 2021

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Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


If all of youse wanted to eat the posh-people school dinners, you should have worked harder back in your amniotic sacs, frankly

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Should just bring back a ration of gruel for the little oiks.

Two tablespoons of flour, a teaspoon of salt. All the nutrients a growing lad needs.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Gonzo McFee posted:

I can't tell if it's gaining traction because people care about poor kids or if nobody gives a gently caress about the kids they just don't like to see their taxes spent so nakedly poorly.

10 months or so ago when the first school lockdowns were coming into play, I got served a very similar "hamper" (a torn and pre-used carrier bag) that largely consisted of a loaf of shitewhite, some eggs of unknown provenance, around a kilo of spuds and a bunch of green bananas. Many others had similar experiences.

This time around there seems to be more traction but the usual suspects are already lining up with the old classics

"We cant give them money because they will spend it on crack and prostitutes"

"We cant give them vouchers because even though it's a technical impossibility they will spend it on booze and fags, my mates cousins brothers stepmum who knows someone who works at morrisons swears its happening"

"Well someone needs to tell them to sell the only forms of entertainment they have before they can access help, and also frivolous things like a basic phone contract need to end- they can contact their employers via smoke signals instead… just make sure it's not from a cigarette"

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

I suggest we open a brothel and/or tobacconist that doesn't accept cash, just basic foodstuffs.

Checkmate gammons.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

keep punching joe posted:

Should just bring back a ration of Huel for the little oiks.
Got to get those corporate partnerships in somehow.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
This is the horse meat scandal company too.

And the parent company got smashed for millions in damages from ripping off the New York school board.

Sad Panda
Sep 22, 2004

I'm a Sad Panda.

Guavanaut posted:

Got to get those corporate partnerships in somehow.

And Huel would be actually balanced nutritionally as opposed to that crap in the picture.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

serious gaylord posted:

This is the horse meat scandal company too.

And the parent company got smashed for millions in damages from ripping off the New York school board.
Love too sign a deal with Fraud Foods Ltd. to feed the kids.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

DesperateDan posted:

10 months or so ago when the first school lockdowns were coming into play, I got served a very similar "hamper" (a torn and pre-used carrier bag) that largely consisted of a loaf of shitewhite, some eggs of unknown provenance, around a kilo of spuds and a bunch of green bananas. Many others had similar experiences.

This time around there seems to be more traction but the usual suspects are already lining up with the old classics

"We cant give them money because they will spend it on crack and prostitutes"

"We cant give them vouchers because even though it's a technical impossibility they will spend it on booze and fags, my mates cousins brothers stepmum who knows someone who works at morrisons swears its happening"

"Well someone needs to tell them to sell the only forms of entertainment they have before they can access help, and also frivolous things like a basic phone contract need to end- they can contact their employers via smoke signals instead… just make sure it's not from a cigarette"

The complete refusal to do anything for anybody because someone somewhere might do something against very strict protestant morality never fails to shock me. Just the weakest excuse for apathy to the suffering of others dressed up as wise morality. I hate it.

And even if the parent receiving £30 spent 2/3rds of that on booze and fags they'd have still gotten more for their money than what they got in these "Hampers".

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

Danger - Octopus! posted:

If people don't follow Jack Monroe, she's got a thread on twitter about how lovely some of the food parcels that replaced vouchers are.

https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1348698098139328513

kinda loling at the meals you'd be supposed to make with that £30 haul. once the tin of beans is gone it's cheese and carrot pasta and potato sandwiches

Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008


Nap Ghost

Paperhouse posted:

kinda loling at the meals you'd be supposed to make with that £30 haul. once the tin of beans is gone it's cheese and carrot pasta and potato sandwiches

Yeah it's a joke. Various local shops started doing fruit & veg delivery boxes during the pandemic and for under £30 from them you can get a box packed with stuff that lasts over a week and is heavy enough that it's hard to lift but somehow a big company doing things at scale just shoves in a fiver's worth of stuff and boom job done, profit made and don't care about the recipients. It's legit sickening

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Gonzo McFee posted:

The complete refusal to do anything for anybody because someone somewhere might do something against very strict protestant morality never fails to shock me. Just the weakest excuse for apathy to the suffering of others dressed up as wise morality. I hate it.
Specifically the Prosperity Gospel Protestant morality that holds that spending money on Special Brew is a grave sin but making >100% profits on necessities isn't, rather than anything that frequently drunk Paul cosplayer Martin Luther would have agreed with.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde

Jose posted:

The executives of the Chinese company who were behind the baby milk formula scandal got dealt with extremely harshly and we should do the same here imo

Imagine things having consequences for rich people :allears:

I guessing if something like Grenfell happened in Bejing the result would not be "we'll give you immunity for anything you say at the inquest".

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Danger - Octopus! posted:

Yeah it's a joke. Various local shops started doing fruit & veg delivery boxes during the pandemic and for under £30 from them you can get a box packed with stuff that lasts over a week and is heavy enough that it's hard to lift but somehow a big company doing things at scale just shoves in a fiver's worth of stuff and boom job done, profit made and don't care about the recipients. It's legit sickening

What's infuriating is that it isn't a £5 worth of food. It's what you'd pay for it shopping in Asda. This is a company that deals in scale purchase and bulk buying. They not only get the stuff going into these hampers at a massively reduced cost they have a huge amount of produce that needs to be used up before it rots and is wasted. They could have put £50 worth of supermarket priced food in these kits and not lost a penny. But they wouldn't have made as much money. Its naked evil and selfishness.

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles

Bobby Deluxe posted:

As I understand it, it's not the price you bought it for, it's how much it would cost to buy an equivalent replacement under current market conditions. At least it was with the insurer we had (Churchill or Direct Line IIRC).

Sort of. Churchil and Direct Line probably have new-for-old cover included in their home policies, which is additional cover separate from the bare value of the object.

A "traditional" insurance policy pays out the value of the object at the time of loss, and this is simplifying a lot but it's less "how much would it cost to buy an equivalent replacement today" and more "what would have been a fair price had you sold the lost object". That might sound like a distinction without a difference, but it's important to grasp that the object you lost wasn't new at the time of its loss. That matters more for some things than others. Consider the DVD example. Say you bought a DVD copy of The Matrix Trilogy for £30 a decade ago and its gets stolen. Under a new for old policy (now common in Home Insurance, much more limited for other kinds of insurance), the insurer looks at the price of a new copy of the Matrix Trilogy and sees you can buy it for £10 on amazon, so you get £10. A more traditional-style insurance policy observes that your copy of the Matrix Trilogy wasn't brand new, it was 10 years old, and asks how much is a used copy of the Matrix Trilogy worth? Probably like £3 at a car boot sale, so you get £3.

A less facetious example would be car insurance, many policies have a new-for-old replacement service if your car is written off within the first year of its life, but after that year is up, you only get what the car is worth (again simplifying, but roughly, "what could you sell it for?"). This bare value standard is also what would be used if you had no insurance at all and were taking a negligent party to court for recovery, which is why it's the standard and new-for-old replacement is additional coverage over and above.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
They should be looking into who awarded this contract and what bribes they received.

Old Lady anecdote chat:

When I worked in the NHS, approx 25 years ago, out of the blue, I received a bottle of champagne and a leather filofax in the post. Then I got a phone call from a woman saying:
"Our MD wants to take you out to lunch".
Automatically suspicious me: "Why?"
"We've got a computer cleaning kit you may be interested in, £161"
"Send me a sample"
Wait a few days: (I did not take up offer of lunch, nor drink champagne, nor use filofax)
Sample kit arrives: 1 can of cleaning foam + some cotton wool balls and buds. Total value maybe £3 - less on a bulk sale.
Me to company "I can't possibly authorize this, it is absolutely not worth it".
Followed it up with a memo to my boss detailing the ins and outs.
Added the champagne and filofax to the pile of contractor bribes goodwill gifts which were shared out amongst all the staff in the department at xmas.

Also know of someone in the NHS who spec'd a tender for 10 bathrooms to be redone in one of the residences - there were only 9. The 10th was in her house.

Am darn sure this goes on all over the place.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

As always, the UK isn't a state, it's an elaborate money laundering operation. At least the Caymans get some loving sun.

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

The amazing thing is that the failure of centralised food distribution to efficiently meet the needs of the people is the strongest argument against soviet style Communism.

The entire argument for free-market capitalism hinges on free market choice? So just give the parents the £30 for gently caress sake.

Someone help me refine this thought and I'll submit it to spiked or something for a laugh.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
"The Woke Left Wants More Tory Socialist Centralism, It's A Failure, Just Hand Out The Cash"
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Noxville
Dec 7, 2003


He has a very large majority for almost four years, how little an understanding of politics do you need to make such a ridiculous prediction

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH
Ripping people off relies on an asymmetry of information that the person paying has no idea what the good/service actually costs to provide. The fact they thought they could get away with de facto ripping millions of people off over common basic food just shows how utterly shameless they are, and also completely incompetent.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
every time i look at twitter today i see a new slightly different terrible selection of not enough food from some other place in the uk

can't wait for this obviously systemic problem to be blamed on individuals somehow

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


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Owithey
Aug 16, 2009
If you are interested in the politics etc behind school meals here is an interesting article about the large catering corporations which are all vying to get these massive contracts. I only know Chartwells/Compass from the UK side where Chartwell is aimed at the education sector and Compass at corporate events/hotels but it look like a similar situation in the US.

Unsurpringly the whole school dinners thing went to a big company, who would have thought it...

https://kappanonline.org/big-business-school-meals-food-service-gaddis/

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
You would think that if the govt were serious about keeping the hospitality industry going, they would support local hospitality outlets providing the services to local schools etc..

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
https://twitter.com/DuncanGolestani/status/1348221278004637705

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Lord of the Llamas posted:

Ripping people off relies on an asymmetry of information that the person paying has no idea what the good/service actually costs to provide. The fact they thought they could get away with de facto ripping millions of people off over common basic food just shows how utterly shameless they are, and also completely incompetent.

It makes you wonder what they do get away with when the evidence is quietly eaten by a hungry child in school rather than being sent home for the parents to see.

https://twitter.com/MirrorPolitics/status/1348940575932874752?s=19

Give him a minute, he'll work it out.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

I guess you really can be bis3xual, alt, mentally ill, liberal and have a tory cabinet minister as a father and make it work. Thank you for showing it's possible 420bandobaby

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Oh, so just because her mum & dad obviously got her the job you assume she's not qualified to get the job based on her own merits? This is classism of the worst kind.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Isn't huel where you subscribe to cereal bars lol?

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
I'm loving this idea of charity via private contractors.

Perhaps we can pay a company to house the homeless? Give them like maybe £5000 a pop and the company books the cheapest rooms at the Premier Inn? (with one Mayfair penthouse suite for the company director's daughter recently made homeless by being 'kicked out' of the family mansion)

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Some friends turned to drink and drugs says ticktok poster 420bandobaby who's previous posts include saying that she can't smoke weed anymore because she's got Covid symptoms and how she'd spend three birthdays worth of money for an ounce.

Next up we talk to Priti Patel about how she wants harsher sentences for middle class drug takers.

justcola
May 22, 2004

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo


A wax dummy of Alec Baldwin has somehow gotten a hangover

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

stronger opposition from Les Dennis says it all really

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
They're all... wet.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

stev posted:

It makes you wonder what they do get away with when the evidence is quietly eaten by a hungry child in school rather than being sent home for the parents to see.

https://twitter.com/MirrorPolitics/status/1348940575932874752?s=19

Give him a minute, he'll work it out.

Weird that Keir is wearing a small latex mask of his face over his own face.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Reveilled posted:

Under a new for old policy (now common in Home Insurance, much more limited for other kinds of insurance), the insurer looks at the price of a new copy of the Matrix Trilogy and sees you can buy it for £10 on amazon, so you get £10. A more traditional-style insurance policy observes that your copy of the Matrix Trilogy wasn't brand new, it was 10 years old, and asks how much is a used copy of the Matrix Trilogy worth? Probably like £3 at a car boot sale, so you get £3.
It would probably be something that would be a compleye ballache to argue - I have the Star Wars DVDs that were released a few years ago, where one disc is the retweaked special edition downmixed from the blurays, and the second disc is the laserdisc version they grudgingly released for one xmas and then refused to ever do again.

If I was on a new-for-old policy I can imagine some hideous emails going back and forth explaining why £10 for a new Star Wars single disc edition from Tesco is not going to be adequate compensation. Same for the Japanese imports of some early Manics albums that have interviews with the band, including Richey.

Hang on, I am on a new-for-old policy. poo poo.


Angepain posted:

can't wait for this obviously systemic problem to be blamed on individuals somehow
Every time I see a picture of Jack Monrone with her sleeves rolled up, I swear I can actually hear the comments section of the mail online spinning up to say maybe she should spend more money feeding her kids and less on tattoos! And probably also big screen TVs, the scheming poor!!!

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/CallumCant1/status/1348966149548072960?s=19

It's always good when they just come out and say it.

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Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Gonzo McFee posted:

https://twitter.com/CallumCant1/status/1348966149548072960?s=19

It's always good when they just come out and say it.

Isn't that genuine "cancel culture"?

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