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GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

C-Euro posted:

We have one and I honestly haven't been able to feel the difference. Also the promo materials that came with it were absolutely insane, like they were marketing it to a five-year old.

Want to poop like a God you say?

https://www.us.kohler.com/us/karing-2.0-intelligent-skirted-one-piece-elongated-toilet/productDetail/toilets/1568616.htm?skuId=1568254

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I'm not paying that much for something I poo poo into


("but enough about my forums account," etc.)

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Spoeank posted:

Hahahahahahahaha nothing of value was lost


They're for changing the angle of your legs to closer to a squat which makes the poop tubes align better so unless you're pooping on really short toilets it would still help

That’s the theory, but if getting my butt past parallel position is good enough for getting swole then by god it’s good enough for my rectum!

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

General Dog posted:

I know it won't happen, but can you imagine how gloriously bored Harrison Ford would sound if they threw enough money at him to do voicework for this game?

Indy seems to be the one character he cares about.


About Indy reboots:
"We've seen the character develop and grow over a period of time and it's perfectly appropriate and OK for him to come back again with a great movie around him. To me, what was interesting about the character was that he prevailed, that he had courage, that he had wit, that he had intelligence, that he was frightened and that he still managed to survive. That I can do."

About Star Wars reboots:
"A Force ghost? I don’t know what a Force ghost is. Don’t tell anyone. I’m not talking loud enough for your recorder. I have no (expletive) idea what a Force ghost is. And I don’t care!"

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Spoeank posted:

Indy seems to be the one character he cares about.


About Indy reboots:
"We've seen the character develop and grow over a period of time and it's perfectly appropriate and OK for him to come back again with a great movie around him. To me, what was interesting about the character was that he prevailed, that he had courage, that he had wit, that he had intelligence, that he was frightened and that he still managed to survive. That I can do."

About Star Wars reboots:
"A Force ghost? I don’t know what a Force ghost is. Don’t tell anyone. I’m not talking loud enough for your recorder. I have no (expletive) idea what a Force ghost is. And I don’t care!"

Maybe, but I guarantee he don't care about no video game.

I'm surprised his brother has never gotten in on the voiceover business, like how Tom Hanks' brother voices Woody for all the toys and video games.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Intelligent toilet sounds awful

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

hifi posted:

Intelligent toilet sounds awful

My immediate reaction is “okay, what’s its version of Clippy?”

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

the 3d indiana jones games kinda sucked

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Thaddius the Large posted:

I really hope I don’t come to a place in my career where someone can sum it up as “this was the one thing we didn’t want to happen”.

Jesus, read what this guy posted:

https://council.nyc.gov/press/wp-content/uploads/sites/56/2020/11/PDF-FINAL-combined-Clouseau-Report-public-11-5-20-1-1.pdf


Kalli posted:

Can't believe he's gone



Impossibly Perfect Sphere fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Jan 12, 2021

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

hifi posted:

Intelligent toilet sounds awful

Look who doesn't know how to use the three seashells

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

hifi posted:

Intelligent toilet sounds awful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54OYS_mZlBE

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Wheeeeeeew, this is literal Stormfront poo poo, this guy wasn’t a “whoopsidoodle I did an accidental racism” guy, he’s a full-blown ethnic cleansing kinda racist

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
He shouldn't be suspended he should be loving fired into the sun.

Also, wth is this avatar someone gave me.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

hifi posted:

Intelligent toilet sounds awful

Don't sign your posts!

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

hifi posted:

Intelligent toilet sounds awful



Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Kalli posted:

https://twitter.com/bethesda/status/1349023307228704770

Always down to dome nazis, so cautiously optimistic.

Tell us about Starfield already

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

There was mushroom tea at one of the Gooncamps :gooncamp: but they drank it instead of booting it what the gently caress?


Also someone ended up duct taped to a tree.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Kalli posted:

It's machine games, they'd have to rename so many nazi.pk files

They’ll go full McBain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kGtIJxAH3A

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rVsRmcE-u8

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

https://twitter.com/REALpunknews/status/1349008786359545864

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/parlertakes/status/1349015827073396740?s=19

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



https://twitter.com/prageru/status/1349041673523761152?s=19

When your this close to getting it.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

I like the “cracker uncle” contact name

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
I know Sheldon Adelson was a ghoulish megarepublican billionaire, but I can't recall what his greatest hits were.

ZuluDashOne
May 1, 2020

#NeverForget

Go Wings!

:911:

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Tell us about Starfield already

This is what I'm waiting for.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

seiferguy posted:

I know Sheldon Adelson was a ghoulish megarepublican billionaire, but I can't recall what his greatest hits were.

Wasn't he instrumental in getting the Raiders to move

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

seiferguy posted:

I know Sheldon Adelson was a ghoulish megarepublican billionaire, but I can't recall what his greatest hits were.

Bankrolled Santorum's Presidential campaign almost singlehandedly.

General Dog posted:

I'm not paying that much for something I poo poo into


("but enough about my forums account," etc.)


I paid less than half that for mine. If I'm working at home since March, I'm putting my money where the quality of life is, and automatically heated toilet seat on a timer + adjustable bidet + butt dryer + night light is quality of life

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

seiferguy posted:

I know Sheldon Adelson was a ghoulish megarepublican billionaire, but I can't recall what his greatest hits were.

Adelson was alongside the Kochs and the Mercers as the backbone of the Republican Party funding apparatus. So all of it is his greatest hit.

https://www.opensecrets.org/news/2020/10/adelsons-set-new-donation-record/

saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal

seiferguy posted:

I know Sheldon Adelson was a ghoulish megarepublican billionaire, but I can't recall what his greatest hits were.

- Single largest donor to Trump's 2016 campaign, also a megadonor to Benjamin Netanyahu.
- Hugely involved in ultraconservative Israeli politics and a main driver behind how Israel acts today, particularly toward Palestinians.
- Purchased the local Las Vegas newspaper and installed an editorial team to kill news unfavorable to him personally and conservatives in general.
- Was very likely heavily involved in at least some of the corrupt actions of Tom DeLay.
- A driving force in anti-marijuana legislation.
- An equally driving force in keeping online gambling illegal.
- Virulently anti-union

I'm sure there's more.

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

seiferguy posted:

I know Sheldon Adelson was a ghoulish megarepublican billionaire, but I can't recall what his greatest hits were.

Basically every policy decision related to Israel in the last thirty years

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Sadly I can imagine much of his estate will find it's way into Republican coffers one way or another.

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

I get him confused with the coal dude who immediately sues anyone who says something negative about him.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Adelson is the reason that pot failed on the ballot in Florida in 2014.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://twitter.com/formerlyfiz/status/1349058666310361090?s=21

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Hell yes he kicked the poo poo out of an astronaut when he was on as a contestant

https://twitter.com/CBSSports/status/1349058163996315652?s=19

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

a neat cape posted:

Wasn't he instrumental in getting the Raiders to move

In a way? Although I think the actual owners hosed him out of his stake somewhat hilariously.

He also basically bankrolled the early stages of Trump's presidential campaign.

Well, beaten, but you get the idea. Great guy!

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
Still no word of any possibility of our staff getting vaccinated, but that doesn’t mean the work stops!



Seriously, I can’t wait until these kids revert to being run of the mill biohazards and not active threats to my well-being.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Republicans who refused to wear a mask when they were sheltering from the attempted insurrection gave my congresswoman COVID.

They need to start doing whatever needs to happen to kick the worst of them out.

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Blowjob Overtime posted:

I get him confused with the coal dude who immediately sues anyone who says something negative about him.

Robert Murray. Easy to confuse them since he died recently too.

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Samadhi
May 13, 2001

lol

https://twitter.com/cliffordlevy/status/1348989465210064896?s=19

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