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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans
tazing your own balls does not lead to killing yourself. it is death yes but it is not the fault of the tazer, but the tazee.

im christopher hitchens

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magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




just calling people out by name holy gently caress

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

PyPy posted:

hell I love it because I’ve been so thirsty for content

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

Lotta names for the old china virus

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

Nitrousoxide posted:

But, like, he's the president of the US. They gotta have makeup artists who can like clean it up after the spray coat right?

Aceofblue
Feb 26, 2009



Al-Saqr posted:

nobody gonna point out the cartoon green whales on the FBI guy's tie?
I didn't notice them until you said this but yeah they're pretty cute :3:

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




poor :sad: tumrmp, not even going off script a little bit

Bhaal
Jul 13, 2001
I ain't going down alone
Dr. Infant, MD
There's a chance he starts feeling his oats during this speech. He's just reading off poo poo about the wall and his funhouse mirror view on immigration, but it might stoke some embers and get him going

Uranium 235
Oct 12, 2004

guy from DOJ says a lot of the people who've just been charged with misdemeanors could be charged with more significant crimes later on, because they try to get charges out ASAP and the misdemeanors are the easiest to stick

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
https://youtu.be/6GrIbtvlZnc

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

god I hate when they have to explain how they establish the easy charges to arrest them before establishing the big charges because they only do it for the dumbest viewers in the audience who loving refuse to learn it anyway

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans
trump is talking?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
were there any estimates for number of people in the capitol or at the pre-capitol rally? I havent seen a number

Funk In Shoe
Apr 20, 2008

Waiting in line, Mr. Haydon told me it is a wheel not meant for lovers but for infants, lifting people and letting them swing, putting the world on display from up high

"we didn't do the wall because of covid" lmao.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

triple sulk posted:

a president denied his twitter homepage

JaneError
Feb 4, 2016

how would i even breathe on the moon?
CHINAVIRUS

Au Revoir Shosanna
Feb 17, 2011

i support this government and/or service

Bideo James posted:

trump is talking?

barely

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Uranium 235 posted:

guy from DOJ says a lot of the people who've just been charged with misdemeanors could be charged with more significant crimes later on, because they try to get charges out ASAP and the misdemeanors are the easiest to stick
yeah and then namedropped a bunch of cities they'll be getting people from it's great

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1349089782928961536

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
trump, baby, whats the matter?

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Al-Saqr posted:

oh poo poo the trump rally in the not-the-alamo shithole is still happening? lol I wonder what he'll say...

Isn't all a plug for his accomplishments of terrorizing illegal immigrants into avoiding the US?

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Lmao low energy trump

Funk In Shoe
Apr 20, 2008

Waiting in line, Mr. Haydon told me it is a wheel not meant for lovers but for infants, lifting people and letting them swing, putting the world on display from up high

It would be super duper fun if he had a stroke right now, Ron Paul style.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



baw posted:

folks, it's over



*Actively calls for, commits, then celebrates terrorism*

How can we heal while everyone's calling us terrorists?

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

pandy fackler posted:

FBI presser is much higher energy holy poo poo. the contrast is amazing when you switch between the two
this is correct

The Shame Boy
Jan 27, 2014

Dead weight, just like this post.



Twitter withdrawal is a serious issue that effects thousands of Presidents every single year. With a small monthly donation, you can symbolically adopt a Trump and help him through this hard,twitterless time.

Uranium 235
Oct 12, 2004

DOJ says everyone who trespassed is going to get charged

lmao

CodeJanitor
Mar 30, 2005
I still can't think of anything to say.
lol yeah hes over, hes done
says the increasingly nervous person for the 400th time

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 353 days!

Bideo James posted:

trump is talking?

Barely, its depressing, I can't stand to see the big guy like this

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Tzen posted:

hahah everyone that took place in the riots are so hosed FBI/DOJ laying it out

wait im being hopeful I need to stop

Try it! It's fun! :)

Kicked Throat
Apr 12, 2005

Bideo James posted:

trump is talking?

More of a death prattle.

The Chairman
Jun 30, 2003

But you forget, mon ami, that there is evil everywhere under the sun

Nitrousoxide posted:

But, like, he's the president of the US. They gotta have makeup artists who can like clean it up after the spray coat right?

he's too much of a masculine man of manly power to have a makeup artist, he'd rather just dip his face in tempera paint instead

Funk In Shoe
Apr 20, 2008

Waiting in line, Mr. Haydon told me it is a wheel not meant for lovers but for infants, lifting people and letting them swing, putting the world on display from up high

MENTION YOUR TWITTER ACCOUNT YOU FAT SACK OF gently caress

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Al-Saqr posted:

nobody gonna point out the cartoon green whales on the FBI guy's tie?

Most of us are watching sad Trump.

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Uranium 235 posted:

DOJ says everyone who trespassed is going to get charged

lmao
"you will be found" hahah love it

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1349090211695915011

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1349090432857354246

Nim_Chimsky
Mar 23, 2019

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Fun Shoe

Tzen posted:

hahah everyone that took place in the riots are so hosed FBI/DOJ laying it out

wait im being hopeful I need to stop

Any of you here who are rooting for the FBI/DOJ etc etc. will not be laughing soon. You're sadly confused about how the U$A works. Don't be surprised if you soon find SA and yourselves victims of state oppression.

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Yeah the DOJ stream is what to watch right now.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Uranium 235 posted:

DOJ says everyone who trespassed is going to get charged

lmao

He sure makes it sound like they have all the evidence they need and they don't care where the gently caress you fled to in the country. He literally said "Expect us at your door soon" lmao.

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oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
i should've driven down to this. You could hear hecklers no problem

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