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Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

smoobles posted:

Haven't multiple House Rs announced they'll be voting to impeach? And we're not seeing that now?

5 of them, and if they do it'll be during the actual vote itself this afternoon

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I hate Jim Jordan more than is healthy.

SniHjen
Oct 22, 2010

Jim Jorden doing the "coming together, but the democrats are being divisive by impeaching the president"

oh god "who wants to CANCEL the president"
and giving trump the benefit for the vaccine

EDIT:
"the ayatollah can twitt, the president cannot ;_;"
literally uttered: "Cancel Culture"
and bringing up the wright brothers, and Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and finishing with: "this is what we are capable off" "so let's come together"

SniHjen fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Jan 13, 2021

Timmy Age 6
Jul 23, 2011

Lobster says "mrow?"

Ramrod XTreme
God I hate Jim Jordan and everything about him.

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Jordan should be arrested as part of this

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Gym ranting about cancel culture lmao

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

This is a prepared speech. Someone had days to write something and this is what they came up with.

e: lol he's actually doing chewbacca defence. IF AMERICANS WALKED ON THE MOON THEN YOU MUST ACQUIT

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

Why is Jim Jordan talking about the history of flight?

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004
Think about the history of flight and then to the moon.

Therefore no impeachment.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I'm surprised Jim Jordan can speak so clearly with Trump's balls in his mouth.

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Slimy Hog posted:

Why is Jim Jordan talking about the history of flight?

its ALL ohio HAS okay?!?

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Karma Comedian posted:

its ALL ohio HAS okay?!?

Yeah it's a big friggin deal in Ohio.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
So they can use their time as currency and give it to whoever they want?

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

What does this chucklefuck's mask say?

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

So they can use their time as currency and give it to whoever they want?

yeah they "own" an hour per side and the ranking members get to dish it out

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Who's this gently caress?

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

Slimy Hog posted:

What does this chucklefuck's mask say?

"This mask is as useless as our Governor"

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Slimy Hog posted:

What does this chucklefuck's mask say?

"This mask is as useless as (our?) governor"

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

lmao 14000 arrests related to BLM protests but sure we didn't "prosecute" them

SniHjen
Oct 22, 2010

"every mob has its lunatics" which should be a argument for why Trump SHOULD NOT have said that.

BLM and AN TIFA

Numlock
May 19, 2007

The simplest seppo on the forums
I turned off my radio when Jordan lead off his defense of Trump by whining about mean things journalists said about the piss drinker 4 years ago.

Seriously that's what your leading with? Pathetic and sad.

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Numlock posted:

I turned off my radio when Jordan lead off his defense of Trump by whining about mean things journalists said about the piss drinker 4 years ago.

Seriously that's what your leading with? Pathetic and sad.

NINETEEN MINUTES

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

So they can use their time as currency and give it to whoever they want?

I think there's 2 hours of debate total, equally divided between the two sides. Each floor leader has one hour of total time to divvy out to their caucus as they see fit. A back-bencher might get two minutes, a more senior member might get five.

The two sides take turns speaking until the time is used up.

Note the procedure is that the Chair calls on the floor leader, who then yields time to an individual member, who then yields back to the floor leader, who yields back to the chair. Then it starts again on the other side.

SniHjen
Oct 22, 2010

Zoe Lofgreen "I was present during the last 3 impeachments. they are longy processes, we don't need that today"

smug n stuff
Jul 21, 2016

A Hobbit's Adventure
is that corey lewandowski behind the speaker? why is he here

E:nm it's stephen castor, who worked on the previous impeachment and was a total fuckup

smug n stuff fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Jan 13, 2021

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

"the timing of this impeachment [less than a week after an attempted coup]"

do these people hear themselves?

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

SniHjen posted:

Zoe Lofgreen "I was present during the last 3 impeachments. they are longy processes, we don't need that today"

She was there for Johnson?

SniHjen
Oct 22, 2010

Andy Biggs "your candidate will take office in a few hours" uhhh?
am I missing something?

"by impeaching the president, you are throwing gasoline on a light match"

Attack on Princess
Dec 15, 2008

To yolo rolls! The cause and solution to all problems!
Could've swore Biggs said something about benefiting from "Endless wars", stating it as a positive.

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

gently caress Gohmert and his Deputy Dawg voice.

Echophonic
Sep 16, 2005

ha;lp
Gun Saliva
Gohmert just cited the History Channel?

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
So what's on the agenda today? Currently voting to see if they're going to go through procedural stuff, then a vote for (something?) this afternoon? Is this just the house voting? Is the senate vote on the 19th? I can't really keep up with the timescale of all this.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

buglord posted:

So what's on the agenda today? Currently voting to see if they're going to go through procedural stuff, then a vote for (something?) this afternoon? Is this just the house voting? Is the senate vote on the 19th? I can't really keep up with the timescale of all this.

He'll get impeached today, no possible Senate hearing until Jan 19

No President Pence.

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Yes, lou, we literally believe you are an enemy of this country.

Solaris 2.0
May 14, 2008

THATS CALLED POLITICS AND FREE SPEECH I scream as angry mobs directed by my party-milita attempt to burn down the government

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

buglord posted:

So what's on the agenda today? Currently voting to see if they're going to go through procedural stuff, then a vote for (something?) this afternoon? Is this just the house voting? Is the senate vote on the 19th? I can't really keep up with the timescale of all this.

right now is the debate on the impeachment itself

Echophonic
Sep 16, 2005

ha;lp
Gun Saliva

buglord posted:

So what's on the agenda today? Currently voting to see if they're going to go through procedural stuff, then a vote for (something?) this afternoon? Is this just the house voting? Is the senate vote on the 19th? I can't really keep up with the timescale of all this.


They're debating the impeachment articles now, vote's in about 2 hours, I think.

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

The gall of these people saying the Dems are the ones destroying Democracy with impeachment *wipes blood from Senate hallway*

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY
https://twitter.com/DavidCornDC/status/1349416000115118081

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Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004
Rep Richmond

"Some of my colleagues, some of whom may have been co-conspirators..."


There it is.

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