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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Thaddius the Large posted:

Is there some reason Amazon delivery people never ever knock or ring the bell? I’m not looking for them to hand me a package or whatever, but it’d be super cool if I didn’t leave a laptop on my front porch for two hours because I had no idea they came by, despite sitting on the couch mere feet from the door.

Mine don't knock and I'm glad for it because my dog is a psychopath and my baby needs to nap

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Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
Eh, I could have the app or check my email constantly for their delivery notification, but I shouldn’t have to! I dunno, it’s minor but I’ve noticed it constantly thanks to WFH, and my 2021 resolution is to make more for my petty grievances and personal slights. You know, the important things.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1349450791157903360

These people are so remarkably dim.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Delivery people rarely knock for me. One even left the trampoline I got for the kids in the driveway and didn't knock so if I hadn't noticed the truck had pulled into the driveway it would have sat there for who knows how long (until it was stolen probably since it was invisible from the door)

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!


shirts and skins posted:

Mine don't knock and I'm glad for it because my dog is a psychopath and my baby needs to nap

Yep, was coming to say this. UPS used to pull in our driveway to drop off packages and they would honk the van horn every they would back out of the drive, causing my dog to go ballistic and end the baby's nap. I loathed that.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Maybe there's some kind of deadly virus going around ?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Good point, can't knock on a door and walk away or anything

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Maybe there's some kind of deadly virus going around ?

transmitted by doorbells

e. dammit intruder

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


I mean it's the same poo poo as door dash leaving it on your doorstep and not knocking. Why are they even gonna knock when there's an app that automatically tracks their progress? You guys are literally bitching at minimum wage workers for not doing a tiny thing that's completely unnecessary.

E: to be clear, you guys sound like Karens right now

ZuluDashOne
May 1, 2020

#NeverForget

Go Wings!

:911:

3 DONG HORSE posted:

I mean it's the same poo poo as door dash leaving it on your doorstep and not knocking. Why are they even gonna knock when there's an app that automatically tracks their progress? You guys are literally bitching at minimum wage workers for not doing a tiny thing that's completely unnecessary.

Doordash even sends an email and text when your food shows up, at least it does for me.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I guess asking for some sort of notification that my $500 package is sitting in the driveway makes me a Karen

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Intruder posted:

I guess asking for some sort of notification that my $500 package is sitting in the driveway makes me a Karen

Use the app


I'm bored at work so I'm willing to die on any hill

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

This wasn't amazon, friendo

Lowes doesn't have an app

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Intruder posted:

This wasn't amazon, friendo

Lowes doesn't have an app

*Checks Play Store*

Hm ya okay

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Intruder posted:

Was it Lott? Whichever one of them publicly said the country would be better if Strom had won the presidency on his apartheid platform

To be fair it was at the guy's birthday party

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
If you want to die on the "knocking is a bridge too far" hill then that's fine, I'm not going to push any further

General Dog posted:

To be fair it was at the guy's birthday party

I wouldn't tell David Duke he should have been president at his birthday either

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Sorry I'm just really bored. All systems are down so I'm "researching" gas explosions and their causes (coincidentally it's always the gas company's fault)

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Intruder posted:

This wasn't amazon, friendo

Lowes doesn't have an app

Uhm...

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Oh no, I didn't eat before I went to the dentist and then they did fluoride treatment which means I still can't eat for a few hours :negative:

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

vote finally happening now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjoOoCgubLY

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Sorry I'm just really bored. All systems are down so I'm "researching" gas explosions and their causes (coincidentally it's always the gas company's fault)

Did you see about the one in North Cali that was so big everyone assumed some lunatic crashed a cesna into a gas station at first?

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


https://twitter.com/StephenAtHome/status/1348825778549567488?s=19

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Skwirl posted:

Did you see about the one in North Cali that was so big everyone assumed some lunatic crashed a cesna into a gas station at first?

I just looked it up and drat that's actually extremely perfect for what I'm supposed to be doing.

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!


How many times will they try to hold us accountable before they realize we are shameless and refuse to apply consequences to actions when the perpetrator is on our team!??

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Ok I don't order from Lowes normally so I don't have all that poo poo set up whatever

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1349463794766983171

The Nets did it again lmao

https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1349464559900389380

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



WOJ BOMB

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Player empowerment NBA is amazing.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

if the nets giving up all those picks doesn't work this time

lol

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Someone put together a list of all the players Houston as a city has lost across all sports in the last calendar year please.

Also just remember the Watson thing even though he's going nowhere.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Now this...this legit does not make sense to me

https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1349465741347721216

The NBA rocks I love the NBA

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Hot Diggity! posted:

Now this...this legit does not make sense to me

https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1349465741347721216

The NBA rocks I love the NBA

what the gently caress

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Grittybeard posted:

Someone put together a list of all the players Houston as a city has lost across all sports in the last calendar year please.

Also just remember the Watson thing even though he's going nowhere.

The Astros didn't lose anyone major, just draft picks lol

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Trump has officially been impeached again

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Intruder posted:

Trump has officially been impeached again

gently caress all that poo poo harden is a net and dipo is a rocket!!!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Grittybeard posted:

Someone put together a list of all the players Houston as a city has lost across all sports in the last calendar year please.

Also just remember the Watson thing even though he's going nowhere.

Springer, Cole, Hopkins, Harden, technically Verlander since he's on his final year and not going to pitch this year

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Intruder posted:

Trump has officially been impeached again

when a blockbuster nba trade is a news dump

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Intruder posted:

Trump has officially been impeached again

Let him back on twitter, but only to tweet about this

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Grittybeard posted:

Someone put together a list of all the players Houston as a city has lost across all sports in the last calendar year please.

I guess going back to the end of 2019 it's been

Gerrit Cole
D'Eriq King
Russell Westbrook
DeAndre Hopkins
James Harden
JJ Watt on deck
George Springer on deck
Justin Verlander on deck-ish

And not-players AJ Hinch, Alex Cora, Jeff Luhnow, and Daryl Morey

Quite a bit

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Spoeank posted:

gently caress all that poo poo harden is a net and dipo is a rocket!!!

I don't understand the Dipo trade

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