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The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005


Digging the Dr.'s expression here.

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Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Bogmonster posted:

I just remembered the crap jokes section in Viz





This one is good.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof




Last two look like "Donald Trump and his Sleazy Whore" comics

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:





Last two look like "Donald Trump and his Sleazy Whore" comics

That's not a nice way to refer to a senator.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Paladinus posted:

He's a retail worker, not a comedian. I'd like to see you come up with anything better on the spot.

A comically oversized mallet that he keeps beside the counter every day

Bogmonster
Oct 17, 2007

The Bogey is a philosopher who knows

Here's some more things







Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
They sure ran that thing into the ground hard.

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Grendels Dad posted:

They sure ran that thing into the ground hard.

Only if it tries to cross the road

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Bogmonster posted:

Here's some more things









:nice:

Martian
May 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

cant cook creole bream posted:

"And then he shoots the customer." is a bit of a lame punchline, to be quite honest.

I take it you've never worked retail?

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010

i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride
As someone who worked in one of those little concrete coffin gas stations, I need this okay. If anything they're not stupid enough.


(also jesus christ something about being around their cars makes people insanely violent; I saw some genuinely hosed up violence.)

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Filthy Haiku posted:

As someone who worked in one of those little concrete coffin gas stations, I need this okay. If anything they're not stupid enough.


(also jesus christ something about being around their cars makes people insanely violent; I saw some genuinely hosed up violence.)

People act about their cars pretty similar to ancient kings acting about their castle.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Bogmonster posted:

Here's some more things

I want a Thing™ soft toy now :kimchi:

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Tenebrais posted:

Only if it tries to cross the road

Why does the thing cross the road?

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

I thought it was his dick knocking down the wall.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Push El Burrito posted:

I thought it was his dick knocking down the wall.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



well, it is kind of a dick move

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

A phenomenal intersection of my interests:

https://twitter.com/joechoui/status/1348735698430533634?s=19

frankee
Dec 29, 2017

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Push El Burrito posted:

I thought it was his dick knocking down the wall.
The beauty of art is in the interpretation

Fools Infinite
Mar 21, 2006
Journeyman

It’s One of Those Days Where Everyone’s Got PROBLEMS

Find a Catalogue. Buy Ten Pair of These, Thank Me Later

It Was Either This, or Cancer Research

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




That's why you should only visit the forums in incognito mode.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Fools Infinite posted:


Find a Catalogue. Buy Ten Pair of These, Thank Me Later

good lord beartato get away from that flasher

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



:hmmyes:

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

Fools Infinite posted:


Find a Catalogue. Buy Ten Pair of These, Thank Me Later

I expected this one to end with Buttonpants still wearing the pants, so them knowing "just the thing" was actually all Beartato needed

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Fools Infinite posted:


Find a Catalogue. Buy Ten Pair of These, Thank Me Later

Maybe he should get some big yellow shoes too.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://twitter.com/joechoui/status/1348735698430533634

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



:jewish::hf::catholic:

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




Evidently not a fan of Eziekiel 23:19

Fools Infinite
Mar 21, 2006
Journeyman

Strange Things are Happening

Don’t Tease Me

Did Someone Make You an Awesome Promise? Is He Going to Deliver? YOU DECIDE!

I Expected It Sooner or Later! My Lifestyle Demands It!

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
forward facing reginald is wrong

Fools Infinite
Mar 21, 2006
Journeyman

TheAardvark posted:

forward facing reginald is wrong


Not pictured: screaming

edit:

Fools Infinite has a new favorite as of 18:53 on Jan 13, 2021

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.





Those are prime avatar material.

Bogmonster
Oct 17, 2007

The Bogey is a philosopher who knows

Just wanted to share some of my favourite Viz characters

Major Misunderstanding


Elton John's Scams


Raffles the Gentleman Thug


The Real Ale Twats


Playtime Fontayne


Terry Fuckwitt

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

https://twitter.com/beanytuesday/status/1349422299523506181



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