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Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Rebel Blob posted:

Have Saudi Prince money? Why not try your hand at redesigning cities! Presenting THE LINE. Powered by 100% empty buzzwords integrated with zero realistic planning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtSMz-_h_cw




To be fair a city that is pedestrian friendly or at least has decent-to-good mass transit is not a bad thing to design around. But then they want to literally create a underworld for the service people.

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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qmv20jb0qA1r0uzl6.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qmw0m1Y3kY1s1ddrj.mp4

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Space Kablooey posted:

To be fair a city that is pedestrian friendly or at least has decent-to-good mass transit is not a bad thing to design around. But then they want to literally create a underworld for the service people.

Chicago is built in layers like this and it is nice not having delivery and garbage trucks on surface roads. forcing service workers into untenable living situations is a social problem beyond just city planning

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Blindeye posted:


This is Snowpiercer. A lovely, immobile, Saudi-funded Snowpiercer.

edit: great minds

Sandpiercer

Ika
Dec 30, 2004
Pure insanity

Rebel Blob posted:

Have Saudi Prince money? Why not try your hand at redesigning cities! Presenting THE LINE. Powered by 100% empty buzzwords integrated with zero realistic planning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtSMz-_h_cw




So its a 1D city, and everyone uses the same highway to get anywhere? Or mass transit? If that thing gets built it will have worse traffic jams than LA and more crowded subways than london.

Varkk
Apr 17, 2004

Ika posted:

So its a 1D city, and everyone uses the same highway to get anywhere? Or mass transit? If that thing gets built it will have worse traffic jams than LA and more crowded subways than london.

No it will be magically solved by *hand wave* AI.

Barry Soteriology
Mar 1, 2020

Varkk posted:

No it will be magically solved by *hand wave* AI.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Space Kablooey posted:

To be fair a city that is pedestrian friendly or at least has decent-to-good mass transit is not a bad thing to design around. But then they want to literally create a underworld for the service people.

So literally morlocks? When do they start eating the rich?

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

The Lone Badger posted:

So literally morlocks? When do they start eating the rich?

That happens at the full moon when the free trial of the security software they downloaded goes on the fritz on the entrances to the sewers are unlocked. The poors escape into the city to capture any rich people who happen to be out. They feast upon the rich until the sun comes up and they have to scurry back to the underworld before their skin gets burned.

Serjeant Snubbin
Feb 1, 2002

Pillbug
Entrances of sewers near where rich people are?

Sounds like Dark Days, Bright Nights which is the second book about the people who live in the sewers of Las Vegas. Some of the sewer entrances are quite close to the front driveways of some of the casinos, if you know where to look.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Perhaps it is simply a way for the Followers of Set to consolidate their food supply before Gehenna begins in earnest?

CarForumPoster
Jun 26, 2013

⚡POWER⚡

Taken from the construction thread. Japanese demolition crew not wearing proper high vis

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/UvR6i9m.mp4

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



There is sound and it's perfect.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




PurpleXVI posted:

I mean, I do like the idea of banishing all cars to the UNDERZONE and keeping the surface green and for pedestrians and bicyclists.

We could streamline this by having tracks with a metal tube people sit in underground instead

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Space Kablooey posted:

To be fair a city that is pedestrian friendly or at least has decent-to-good mass transit is not a bad thing to design around. But then they want to literally create a underworld for the service people.

a pedestrian- and transit-friendly city would be laid out on a grid or maybe a circle, not a line

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




my actual dream city would be all cars banned outside of public transport and people doing necessary delivery jobs. Expand all pavements to have segregated cycle lanes and plant poo poo tons of trees with the free space from not needing multiple car lanes. have free shuttle services to big car parks for residents outside the town.

it'll never properly happen here but obviously just cramming more people in to flats and then expecting the roads to be able to handle it is insane

PhotoKirk
Jul 2, 2007

insert witty text here

hemale in pain posted:

We could streamline this by having tracks with a metal tube people sit in underground instead

DAHIR INSAT, right here in the thread!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
skiiing is always osha
https://i.imgur.com/WeG6H3I.mp4

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


leave

LEAVE

L E A V E

WHAT THE gently caress ARE YOU DOING

WHY ARE YOU STANDING THERE LOOKING AT IT

HOLY gently caress

G O A W A Y F R O M T H E A V A L A N C H E

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
What happened to the people on the lift?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

What happened to the people on the lift?

did you see the part where they angered the mountain and it consumed them?

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

LifeSunDeath posted:

did you see the part where they angered the mountain and it consumed them?

No I was too busy watching the guy with his hands on his hips when the tower goes down and he realizes this is more than a minor interruption to his ski day.

Dirk the Average
Feb 7, 2012

"This may have been a mistake."

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

What happened to the people on the lift?

No bodies could be recovered. In a completely unrelated note, the ski lodge has a new special on "pork" dishes.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/XQYBApv.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

very athletic, yes. totally wrong equipment to do this on, yes. does it look cool, no.

if i was a gym owner I would ban them instantly.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Well, it's January again






I realize these guys are fit as gently caress and goofing off. Definitely fits itt though

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Doc Hawkins posted:

a pedestrian- and transit-friendly city would be laid out on a grid or maybe a circle, not a line

:agreed:

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

That is the slowest avalanche I have ever seen.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

planking level: plaid

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

The Bloop posted:

Well, it's January again






I realize these guys are fit as gently caress and goofing off. Definitely fits itt though
It's in the thread because nothing says losing weight like losing a toe to that pinch point up top.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/ExDhZQ8.mp4

Both survived!
https://nypost.com/2020/07/28/video-shows-moment-two-people-are-swallowed-by-sidewalk-in-china/

DelphiAegis
Jun 21, 2010
What a helpful circle. I totally would've missed the action otherwise.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/xd9QFN0.mp4

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Right so the lesson here is if yer walking minding your own business and some big rear end yellow ring circles you loving split fast before whatever player helming this simulation liquifies the ground underneath you...

spooky ghost
Feb 11, 2020



Lipstick Apathy

DandyLion posted:

Right so the lesson here is if yer walking minding your own business and some big rear end yellow ring circles you loving split fast before whatever player helming this simulation liquifies the ground underneath you...




Content:


https://twitter.com/ColaFire/status/1349389851603431425

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

it's always China!

Winklebottom
Dec 19, 2007

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

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