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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003


what in the gently caress is this poo poo

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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Buddykins posted:

i turn 27 6 days after inaug day and im starting to think all the partying these years every day is taking its revenge on me

27 is the new 40

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

titty_baby_ posted:

Your hangovers get worse, you notice occasional grey hairs and more hair coming off in the shower, your not as horny as 20, and you might be a smidgen more emotionally stable. Its terriblr

Wait until you turn 40 and all your nose and ear hair starts growing like crazy

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

it was an incredibly bad post from our boy ben shapiro and i read it all, goddammit, i read it all

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!

Inspector Hound posted:

Basically sounded like all the other country music that comes out now

Hahah, I forgot actual country is called "americana" now

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Spergin Morlock posted:

i refuse to watch videos with thumbnails like this

:same:

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
just like rapping about horses in a silly accent

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

this loving sucks rear end

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


Lamr? Impossibru

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

tenderjerk posted:

Armie hammer is a psyop

Jesus look at the name, people

lol go check out where his family got the name Hammer it's wild

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Chinatown posted:

the one thing i want in my house from my office is the toilet

-super strong jet flush action
-spotless clean every day
-use as much TP as i want no clogs
-dark stall good for being on phone

its great

i have a pressure-assist toilet in my apartment it's p great

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

Spergin Morlock posted:

i refuse to watch videos with thumbnails like this

riot attorney sucked me off?!?!?

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Plinkey posted:

someone translate this headline into english for me plz

https://twitter.com/nytimesmusic/status/1349749364705681412

and without fail

https://twitter.com/kitchensongs1/status/1349806718084026368

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

Buddykins posted:

this loving scares me lol

25-30 is good, finally a real adult. 31-35 is when you realize you have hosed up everything

Crunchy Black
Oct 24, 2017

by Athanatos

DryGoods posted:

needs to be an age limit for the Trump Thread


bed time, gramps

please put me out my misery thx

ChristsDickWorship
Dec 7, 2004

Annihilate your demons



i still listen to sunny day real estate sometimes, i'm not ashamed. their drummer ruled

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

ArmZ posted:

ahhh the neo-new-sincerity gambit

David Foster Wallace knew what was up just not so much how to square the circle because it turns out trying to be kind and understanding to people that are assholes and implicitly hate you is exhausting

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

this loving sucks rear end

:lmao:

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Buddykins posted:

steal everything all the time from anywhere

I almost accidentally stole a diet gingerale today because it was on the bottom of my cart, but I fessed up and paid the 69c

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

titty_baby_ posted:

Your hangovers get worse, you notice occasional grey hairs and more hair coming off in the shower, your not as horny as 20, and you might be a smidgen more emotionally stable. Its terriblr

I'm going to be 40 in two weeks, I can confirm, being old sucks

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/HowardMortman/status/1349810329958674433

we've reached the "stripping the copper wiring out of the walls" phase

Jfc

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


lmao

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Crunchy Black posted:

please put me out my misery thx

No.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


One of the many reasons why Angel was such a good TV, was that it entwined capitalism and fantasy poo poo so well. The antagonist of the show, a law firm founded by literal demons reigning in hell, employed psychics and sorcerors on the reg, and I think one time referred to one of them as a contractor. Diabolical.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

tacodaemon posted:

i have a pressure-assist toilet in my apartment it's p great

Does the pressure suck the poo poo out you?

Crunchy Black
Oct 24, 2017

by Athanatos

JLL

lmfao

They OWN Atlanta.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Also it turns out that me and Buddykins share a birthday :)

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

tenderjerk posted:

Hahah, I forgot actual country is called "americana" now

I know there's like country country and that's a different thing and there's country western which is mostly the trash I grew up with and then now there's country music like it is now, merging with the giant uber genre of stuff they play at bars

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Iron Crowned posted:

I'm going to be 40 in two weeks, I can confirm, being old sucks

The funny part is im only a year older then buddykins so I'm actually not old, just older then THAT gently caress

Double Agent
Mar 28, 2005

Maybe we're not just a bunch of frak-ups after all.
https://twitter.com/REALpunknews/status/1349718389988667393

Adjectivist Philosophy
Oct 6, 2003

When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

Buddykins posted:

steal everything all the time from anywhere

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

actionjackson posted:

what in the gently caress is this poo poo

you laugh now but this guy's gonna be performing at barron's inauguration

Crunchy Black
Oct 24, 2017

by Athanatos

I dislike how long it took me to figure out who you are due to your new avatar

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Iron Crowned posted:

Also it turns out that me and Buddykins share a birthday :)

:hfive::cheersbird:

Feral Integral
Jun 6, 2006

YOSPOS

A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

this loving sucks rear end

2dcat has hit rock bottom

gregday
May 23, 2003


Horne is prohibited

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Crunchy Black posted:

kid wait till 30

Wait till 37

El Pipila
Dec 30, 2006
I am invincible; I have a stone on my back!
https://www.theguardian.com/film/20...aJC7W73mkau2jVg

Nice he's gonna get erased from the Coco afterlife

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Plinkey posted:

Wait till 37

dicks?

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titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Let me tell you, the best part of being 28 is when you eat noodles too fast and accidentally inhale one and end up having a terrible coughing fit and the feeling something is stuck in your lung, that persists for days and interrupts your sleep and gives you terrible anxiety because you live in a place where seeing a doctor has a waitlist a mile long. Im on day 2 of this pray 4 me

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