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echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Roosevelt posted:

i lost it when young jonah hill character got busted for drawing dicks

they wouldn�t even let me eat food shaped like dicks
you know what kinds of foods are shaped like dicks? the best kinds

# ? Jan 15, 2021 07:02

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# ? May 25, 2024 19:15

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

the thing i remember most from 90s sitcoms is smokin hot ladies married to absolute trashpiles

# ? Jan 15, 2021 07:02

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

rotor posted:

the thing i remember most from 90s sitcoms is smokin hot ladies married to absolute trashpiles

i haven't been a sitcom watcher in a while, but i think that trend survives to this day

# ? Jan 15, 2021 07:12

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

modern family

dude literally did it twice

# ? Jan 15, 2021 07:14

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

I didn't watch sitcoms growing up and as a result I will not tolerate a laugh track

# ? Jan 15, 2021 07:23

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

the thing I remember most about 90s sitcoms is that they all loving sucked except for Fresh Prince and Martin (this one probably doesn�t hold up)

e: also News Radio

indigi fucked around with this message at 07:36 on Jan 15, 2021

# ? Jan 15, 2021 07:31

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

indigi posted:

the thing I remember most about 90s sitcoms is that they all loving sucked except for Fresh Prince and Martin (this one probably doesn�t hold up)

e: also News Radio

# ? Jan 15, 2021 07:36

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Roosevelt posted:

didn�t that start in the 80s

# ? Jan 15, 2021 07:38

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

indigi posted:

the thing I remember most about 90s sitcoms is that they all loving sucked except for Fresh Prince and Martin (this one probably doesn�t hold up)

e: also News Radio

Larry Sanders

# ? Jan 15, 2021 07:49

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

also the last episode of Newhart was loving amazing

# ? Jan 15, 2021 07:52

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

two guys a girl and a pizza place

# ? Jan 15, 2021 08:16

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoCcpMW8fSs

hail the omnissiah

# ? Jan 15, 2021 09:00

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

ive never seen a robertcop apart from the dick shooting lasagna cat thing

# ? Jan 15, 2021 12:25

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

The best part of robocop is that they left in the yodeling in Hocus Pocus

there's only few real action scenes but that doesn't mean that one wasn't a good bit of fun.

# ? Jan 15, 2021 12:55

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

indigi posted:

the thing I remember most about 90s sitcoms is that they all loving sucked except for Fresh Prince and Martin (this one probably doesn�t hold up)

e: also News Radio

newsradio was excellent

# ? Jan 15, 2021 12:55

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

Married with Children was the absolute worst.

Like how the live audience was encouraged to shout sexy girl noises whenever 16 year old Christina Applegate appeared.

# ? Jan 15, 2021 13:43

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

it was to me the most american show on television

# ? Jan 15, 2021 14:41

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

I used to stay up late (and not tell my parents) to watch it because it was really the only thing "adult" on tv back then in nz

# ? Jan 15, 2021 15:27

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

The only thing I know about married with children is once when I was a 14 year old dumbass I quoted to my dad a phrase that I had heard and thought was really hilarious: "don't try to understand women; women understand women and they hate each other."

My dad grimaced and said "don't go saying that. That's from al bundy. He's a stupid mean guy on a tv show called married with children"

That has always stuck with me and I have no interest in seeing the show as a result. Good parenting

# ? Jan 15, 2021 15:33

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

jesus WEP posted:

ive never seen a robertcop apart from the dick shooting lasagna cat thing

the original robocop is still one of the best sci fi action movies

# ? Jan 15, 2021 15:56

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

jesus WEP posted:

ive never seen a robertcop apart from the dick shooting lasagna cat thing

its a drat solid movie, op

# ? Jan 15, 2021 16:41

Truman Peyote: Oct 11, 2006

robocop might be my favorite movie full stop

# ? Jan 15, 2021 17:30

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Sagebrush posted:

The only thing I know about married with children is once when I was a 14 year old dumbass I quoted to my dad a phrase that I had heard and thought was really hilarious: "don't try to understand women; women understand women and they hate each other."

My dad grimaced and said "don't go saying that. That's from al bundy. He's a stupid mean guy on a tv show called married with children"

That has always stuck with me and I have no interest in seeing the show as a result. Good parenting

non misogynistic upbringing privilege haver

# ? Jan 15, 2021 17:45

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Truman Peyote posted:

robocop might be my favorite movie full stop

i deffo want to watch the original trilogy again asap

# ? Jan 15, 2021 18:49

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

al bundy was able to feed a family of 4.5 with a shoe salesman job

# ? Jan 15, 2021 19:11

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

homer simpson has a better and more stable situation than most americans

# ? Jan 15, 2021 19:14

mystes: May 31, 2006

Both al bundy and homer simpson would be poor, angry divorced chuds now.

# ? Jan 15, 2021 19:16

Casual Encountess: Dec 14, 2005; "You can see how they go from being so sweet to tearing your face off,
just like that,
and it's amazing to have that range."

Thunderdome Exclusive

i think i am the only person in the history of humanity who liked the show �becker�

# ? Jan 15, 2021 20:25

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

i too enjoyed ted dansen being a smarmy prick

# ? Jan 15, 2021 20:29

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Casual Encountess posted:

i think i am the only person in the history of humanity who liked the show �becker�

someone made a best jokes supercut thing on youtube and in one minute he's threatened his "foreign guy" neighbor with calling immigration and complained about poor people on the bus

was this written by jerry seinfeld lol

# ? Jan 15, 2021 20:33

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Carthag Tuek posted:

someone made a best jokes supercut thing on youtube and in one minute he's threatened his "foreign guy" neighbor with calling immigration and complained about poor people on the bus

was this written by jerry seinfeld lol

worse, ted danson

# ? Jan 15, 2021 20:34

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Jonny 290 posted:

worse, ted danson

welp

# ? Jan 15, 2021 20:35

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Jonny 290 posted:

al bundy was able to feed a family of 4.5 with a shoe salesman job

he also owned a house with a refrigerator, coffee maker, microwave, and everything

# ? Jan 15, 2021 20:35

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

i mean if becker is supposed to be a terrible guy who gets his comeuppance it could be okay

tbf i never liked danson, not in cheers, not in curb. hes barely okay in the good place, but that whole show is corny af so he fits in

# ? Jan 15, 2021 20:38

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Roosevelt posted:

he also owned a house with a refrigerator, coffee maker, microwave, and everything

when did they get a vcr?

we got a used one in say 1991 & it cost like 2 grand

# ? Jan 15, 2021 20:40

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Jonny 290 posted:

al bundy was able to feed a family of 4.5 with a shoe salesman job

i love how frank grimes is appalled at homer being this basically

# ? Jan 15, 2021 20:46

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

ol' Grimey

# ? Jan 15, 2021 20:49

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.