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Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Lone Goat posted:

Take that poo poo anywhere else, this is for good tweets

https://twitter.com/Jerk_Martin/status/1349522581444059142

Thread, but unfinished at the time I posted.

I was pissed that they were going to skip Dr. Pig based on that photo and was pleasantly surprised that it was both the second one tried and also rated quite good. They know their stuff.

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





Buying himself time to find a photo of a reasonably attractive cousin that none of his friends have met, huh? Been there, buddy

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/StarTrekAI/status/1350084321630044160

https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1350089900326940673

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Lone Goat posted:

Take that poo poo anywhere else, this is for good tweets

https://twitter.com/Jerk_Martin/status/1349522581444059142

Thread, but unfinished at the time I posted.

Man, not only do you have Dr Pepper, but you have a zillion Dr Pepper knock offs.

Its not quite enough to make me want to live in the US, but its certainly tempting.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

zedprime posted:

Ive always wondered if the whole lazy wiki paper thing is truly of this era. Or if it's just putting on rose tinted glasses about the papers they'd get with 2 sources, the class text and Encyclopedia Britannica as being anything else than an equivalent from the past.

I don't know that I even have it as a touching point in my college experience, all my papers were either purposely regurgitations of the class text or journal reviews you can't really fake with an encyclopedia.

Last term I didn't get any lazy wiki papers but I did get a bunch of papers that cited two sources: the textbook and the Encyclopedia Britannica Online.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

I don't think I've even seen a single Dr Pepper bootleg that wasn't a craft soda. This is insane.

Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?

Mak0rz posted:

I don't think I've even seen a single Dr Pepper bootleg that wasn't a craft soda. This is insane.

Congrats for not growing up in a working class American family

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

EasilyConfused posted:

It's ok to disagree with someone without claiming they want to put Muslims in concentration camps.

Not everyone who you don't like has to be evil.

You know exactly what you're doing here and I'd like you to not do it. Thanks.

e: a couple pages back, but that Kristofferson anecdote is fantastic

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Regarde Aduck posted:

They’ve only gotten worse now. Current doctrine is hold politicians to absolute perfect standards so that they invariably disappoint and can be cancelled. They loving hate AOC now. Which is fine, but where the gently caress do they go from here?

lmao, just imagine expecting things of elected politicians

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Trevor Hale posted:

Congrats for not growing up in a working class American family

I'm not bragging here or anything? I meant that I haven't even encountered them in stores and poo poo. I just didn't realize how many of them there are.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

The fact that it's Gail Simone means that whether she's baiting or not, the reply guys content on this must be phenomenal :allears:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

I have no idea why you posted threads, but it is a good thing you did

E. Here's the documentary the film maker did before Threads. The movie is this but with a drama script.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GJttnC8PoA

I am really, really into Threads and I appreciated these posts.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Fister Roboto posted:

lmao, just imagine expecting things of elected politicians

I get that. But in that case why even post on a politics forum? It seems they (and you?) feel beyond them but still compelled to talk about it. Daily. And usually to negative effect. The forums requires a mental health thread permanently stickied. CSPAM appears to be addictive and druglike but not a particularly good or enjoyable one.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Mak0rz posted:

I'm not bragging here or anything? I meant that I haven't even encountered them in stores and poo poo. I just didn't realize how many of them there are.

I see multiple every time I walk down the soda aisle. I don’t even drink sugary drinks, but I’ve probably seen at minimum 15 Dr Pepper knockoffs. It’s like every company on Earth is psychically compelled to make them. there are so many

Emily Spinach
Oct 21, 2010

:)
It’s 🌿Garland🌿!😯😯😯 No…🙅 I am become😤 😈CHAOS👿! MMMMH😋 GHAAA😫
I'm just annoyed by someone in the replies to that thread suggesting he try cheerwine like it's a knock off.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


https://twitter.com/JamColley/status/1349977910661185536

number 1 snake fan
Jul 16, 2018

https://twitter.com/thejazzemu/status/1349786611203121152?s=19

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

I remember back in college the laziest citation I saw was just:

https://www.wikipedia.com

e. argh how do I get it to not try to link? the joke is they wrote .com , when it is .org
They didn't even get the name of the website correct



also here's something funny
https://twitter.com/VideosFolder/status/1349846934719234052

Stealth Tiger has a new favorite as of 18:53 on Jan 15, 2021

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/theonlyedasner/status/1349810477489012743?s=21

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/HK_Sweeney/status/1349482298664751104

https://twitter.com/mimedyke/status/1349921743025029122

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


Wait till you see someone driving one down a main road.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/sn_fk_n/status/1349778345643413504
e, dammit

https://twitter.com/Nick_Stevens_Gr/status/1349825323500785680

Arsenic Lupin has a new favorite as of 20:23 on Jan 15, 2021

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The joke is that topologists don’t wear button‐up shirts.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Where's the third hole for the pants waist?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Where's the third hole for the pants waist?

No, really.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Regarde Aduck posted:

I get that. But in that case why even post on a politics forum? It seems they (and you?) feel beyond them but still compelled to talk about it. Daily. And usually to negative effect. The forums requires a mental health thread permanently stickied. CSPAM appears to be addictive and druglike but not a particularly good or enjoyable one.

It's this drug.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014






Is this what pants are supposed to look like? This is unsettling

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!

The replies to this are gonna give me an aneurysm.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/420insidejob/status/1350178629624459266

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

This article is a must-read. I don't understand any of it but I like to laugh at phrases like "Moduli space of hyperbolic pants" and "the pants complex"

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
I understand some of it and it’s still funny.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Now I'm sitting in the corner of my room with a shotgun and eyeing my pants suspiciously. What even are shapes? How can we trust the evidence of our eyes and ears anymore?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The shotgun is in fact a donut.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Now I'm sitting in the corner of my room with a shotgun and eyeing my pants suspiciously. What even are shapes? How can we trust the evidence of our eyes and ears anymore?
https://twitter.com/jaden/status/329768040235413504

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
new meme just dropped

https://twitter.com/thegoph/status/1350191585401585664

put your hand in a toilet and flush it for the likes++++++++++

kakotheres
Nov 9, 2016

Do the job that is in front of you
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJ34B5UW/

:lovebird:

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

new meme just dropped

https://twitter.com/thegoph/status/1350191585401585664

put your hand in a toilet and flush it for the likes++++++++++

ive been on the internet since literally i was conceived and i still didnt expect there to be real videos of people sticking their hands down a toilet bowl like donald trump looking for a clone

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Eh, having had to remove a toilet seat and deal with the decades of pee-crust that forms under and around the metal fixtures, touching the bowl is less weird, you can wash your hands afterwards.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Stealth Tiger posted:

I remember back in college the laziest citation I saw was just:

https://www.wikipedia.com

e. argh how do I get it to not try to link? the joke is they wrote .com , when it is .org
They didn't even get the name of the website correct


Best were on Conservapedia’s site, where articles were cited (1)


(1) This actually happened.

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Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Mister Mind posted:

Best were on Conservapedia’s site, where articles were cited (1)


(1) This actually happened.

God I can't remember where it was but I think it was in a conversation about weird books people had read but one of them had a citation that said

[1] This was revealed to me in a dream.

Apparently it was in : Nicholas Berdyaev, *The Divine and the Human*, London: Geoffrey Bles, 1949, p. 7

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