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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/benwassertweet/status/1350177273756999685

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TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/horriblesanity/status/1024417596307791874?s=21

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005




Someone on this very forum unironically questioned if the footnote actually meant that Ted was more famous for a different piece of academic work.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://twitter.com/JamColley/status/1350223376346869761

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

Jabberlock posted:



Is this what pants are supposed to look like? This is unsettling

Where's the dickhole?

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
Turn off your monitor.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


74% of the men we tested go over the fence.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

D-Pad posted:

Where's the dickhole?

Turn off your monitor.

E- I should refresh more. All I see now is some ugly loser.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/hegemonster/status/1350151222632714241?s=21

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





OwlFancier posted:

Wait till you see someone driving one down a main road.

Or 4-5 having a race on a motorway mid-morning on a weekday :(

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://twitter.com/timburrows/status/1350428053642600449

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

A very, very good thread:

https://twitter.com/NoChorus/status/1334880019403972609

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/zachreinert0/status/1350205766737784832

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/KevinMKruse/status/1350467428359270404
https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1350484299275935744

Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?

Please enjoy this thread of how hosed up personal finance guru Dave Ramsey is

https://twitter.com/gokpkd/status/1350214854037090307?s=21

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Trevor Hale posted:

Please enjoy this thread of how hosed up personal finance guru Dave Ramsey is

https://twitter.com/gokpkd/status/1350214854037090307?s=21

You could stop at "Christian personal finance guru" and know they were incredibly hosed up as a person.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/hierophantess/status/1350484138701201409

https://twitter.com/littmath/status/1350230946734346246

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/pattern_boi/status/1350324207427661824

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/day_bowbow/status/1350540969226207232?s=20

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Thread:

https://twitter.com/KendraWrites/status/1350301868321353730

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Skwirl posted:

You could stop at "Christian personal finance guru" and know they were incredibly hosed up as a person.

On the same level as a Pacifist Arms-Dealer.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Josef bugman posted:

On the same level as a Pacifist Arms-Dealer.

Mutually armed destruction has a more solid moral, ethical and logical philosophy behind it.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Sad and loving shameful pointing this out isn't going to change dick for a lot of reasons.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ScreamOfficial/status/1350148600492392451

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


Cool poster, but it was apparently plagiarized:

https://twitter.com/RachaelLHouse/status/1350367545203822592

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/lukeisamazing/status/1350276268126855171?s=21

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Pastry of the Year posted:

A very, very good thread:

Now that was something special. Thanks for charing Pastry!

Just two favourites among many
https://twitter.com/NoChorus/status/1335587899627155457?s=19

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ShittyMario/status/1348898044763205633

dril follows this account.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/1350511363202949121

Edit: fellas is it gay to sit in a chair?
https://twitter.com/andrewneville/status/1350233218704961538

Mak0rz has a new favorite as of 02:45 on Jan 17, 2021

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Lots of variations of this in the replies

https://twitter.com/alysonkshave/status/1350233924711178240?s=19

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
The dude holding the handlebars during his haircut is adorable.

Stalizard
Aug 11, 2006

Have I got a headache!

I have read through these a half a dozen times, this is incredible

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



I think the jackass on is the best or wait the Seinfeld one, wait the

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Skwirl posted:

The dude holding the handlebars during his haircut is adorable.

$5 on he was making the bike noises too.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

I think the jackass on is the best or wait the Seinfeld one, wait the
Henry Rollins is tops, and the Neil Gaiman one is close. So loving glad I didn't sleep on that thread.

E-- the Mann/Nolan one too.

mind the walrus has a new favorite as of 04:08 on Jan 17, 2021

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008

If those dudes had big smiles on their faces, it would be adorable.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

ponzicar posted:

If those dudes had big smiles on their faces, it would be adorable.
Yeah nothing wrong with wanting to pretend and have fun. If they made versions of that like, the loving Starship Enterprise chairs you'd see me get my sideburns cut into points in full dork uniform. It's the weird solemnity that makes it mockable.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
If I could get my hair cut by Mr. Mot I'd be there every two weeks

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/sethrosen/status/1350237740680572931

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1350618140774789120

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Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Trevor Hale posted:

Please enjoy this thread of how hosed up personal finance guru Dave Ramsey is

https://twitter.com/gokpkd/status/1350214854037090307?s=21

Pretty sure that when wife and i did pre-cana, the suburban catholic church that we attended this for played a video of this dude and at a certain point I looked over at her with a "can you believe this poo poo" look on my face and she was so heavily involved in whatever on her phone that she had no idea what was being said or that I was looking at her.

Later when a lady was talking about natural family planning methods counseling I, as a person who has worked in family planning, gave my wife a fierce jerk off motion hand gesture when they were talking about the effectiveness of the method.

Lastly, when they split up the men and women, my wife got a lecture on the evils of pornography and how you gotta keep your man away from that while I was in a room with some dude who attends the church talking about how Jesus was a warrior and how he dreamed of someone breaking into his house so he could murder them with a baseball bat.

All this so we could get married in a catholic church because someone in her family was catholic, but of course didn't go to church regularly

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