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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Wolfechu posted:

Ben just stressing the point that he totally touched a woman's vagina one time

No he didn't, otherwise he'd know how wet they get.

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InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

StillFullyTerrible posted:

it's probably "imagine thinking america was ever a democracy" or something along those lines

oh, valid i guess

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

littlebluellama posted:

Also, by the logic of this meme, wouldn't that make millenials the new strong men? Or did the bad times inexplicably make snowflakes this time?
"Yeah, true millenial heroes like the guys that died in Forever War X. Also Ben Shapiro and Dan Crenshaw."

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

FFT posted:

"Yeah, true snake person heroes like the guys that died in Forever War X. Also Ben Shapiro and Dan Crenshaw."

gently caress I just realized I'm older than Dan Crenshaw.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Ben followed up his birthday tweet with this

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1350060060630786050

He only got five texts lol

Edit: actually only four, as the first gif was just used as an example.

Mak0rz has a new favorite as of 07:40 on Jan 16, 2021

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Mak0rz posted:

Ben followed up his birthday tweet with this

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1350060060630786050

He only got five texts lol

Edit: actually only four, as the first gif was just used as an example.



I bet his idea of "liberal friends" is just the four people he knows that use a soft r on the n word.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Skwirl posted:

gently caress I just realized I'm older than Dan Crenshaw.

Conservatives age faster. He's just 36, but he could pass for a youthful 50.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

bony tony posted:

Conservatives age faster. He's just 36, but he could pass for a youthful 50.
Counterpoint: Ben Shapiro, who I honestly thought was low 20s for a while.

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Weird rear end engagement bait is the thing most likely to lead to me dropping off social media.

Even political accounts I respect do it like it's ingrained behaviour and they can't help themselves.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Elysiume posted:

Counterpoint: Ben Shapiro, who I honestly thought was low 20s for a while.

Ben Shapiro has probably looked like an annoying rear end 25 year old know it all since he was 12 though.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

Skwirl posted:

Ben Shapiro has probably looked like an annoying rear end 25 year old know it all since he was 12 though.
Absolutely the kid who wore a suit and brought a rolling backpack to high school.

cage-free egghead
Mar 8, 2004
He is bazinga incarnate

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

cage-free egghead posted:

He is bazinga incarnate

At least Sheldon is tall.

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

Elysiume posted:

Absolutely the kid who wore a suit and brought a rolling backpack to high school.

a ton of kids at my school brought rolling backpacks because we had an open-plan campus and carrying 30 lbs of books a mile every day on your back fuckin blows

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

StillFullyTerrible posted:

a ton of kids at my school brought rolling backpacks because we had an open-plan campus and carrying 30 lbs of books a mile every day on your back fuckin blows

Also when schools got rid of lockers.

Shapiro probably had a briefcase in high school.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I used to pity myself if I spent my birthday alone at work.

It was much more dignified than what Wee Ben did in 2021.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Also can I just say that I think "Little Ben" is too complimentary.

It makes him sound like a rapper.

There's no way he could ever be that cool.

"Wee Ben" makes him sound like the little pissbitch that he is.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
The most insulting thing you can use to refer to Ben Shapiro is Ben Shapiro because gently caress, imagine being Ben Shapiro

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Little Ben because I’d like to see him get clocked.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

littlebluellama posted:

Also, by the logic of this meme, wouldn't that make millenials the new strong men? Or did the bad times inexplicably make snowflakes this time?

Pffft it's not that bad these days you snowflakes why when I was a young man blah blah blah blah blah

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Millennials have been fighting America's various wars for literally decades.

Frazzbo
Feb 2, 2006

Thistle dubh

Picnic Princess posted:

Also can I just say that I think "Little Ben" is too complimentary.

It makes him sound like a rapper.

There's no way he could ever be that cool.

"Wee Ben" makes him sound like the little pissbitch that he is.

Benlet?

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Little baby dumpster boy

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
Ben is that kid shoved in a locker in high school.

Case in point:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUYro9ZOSno

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Biplane posted:

Millennials have been fighting America's various wars for literally decades.
In late 2019 I was filling out an application at a bar at about 2 PM when the bartender (early 40s) and a regular (70+) got into it about "those millennials". I pointed out I'm a millennial and that the antics of 15-year-olds they were complaining about didn't really have anything to do with "millennials".

The bartender said "No way. How old are you?"

I pointed at the application and said "Technically, you can't ask me that." She pointed at my beer. Well played, bartender, disregarding that you already served it to me.

anyway, then i explained the actual age range "millennial" encompasses, mentioned i was 35, and they promptly absorbed none of it and are probably still complaining about DANG OL' MILLENNIALS to this day.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
I think this counts? I don't know if Mediaite counts as social media or print media but still:

https://twitter.com/Eugene_Scott/status/1350146530922135559

(OP not the idiot, idiot contained within text)

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Biplane posted:

Millennials have been fighting America's various wars for literally decades.

War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other

The only quote I know from GTA4 besides “Cousin let’s go bowling!”

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010







The absolute cowards, no wonder this wasn't ratio'd.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
Excuse you, Gab is clearly a champion of free speech and the fact that you can't reply is probably the fault of twitter, leftists, commies, or minorities. There's no way a proper noble right-wing account would attempt to impinge upon your freedoms. :colbert:

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

The meme almost works when you realize the cops dragging Bernie away are the weak men.

Ravenfood
Nov 4, 2011

https://www.google.com/amp/s/acoup.blog/2020/01/17/collections-the-fremen-mirage-part-i-war-at-the-dawn-of-civilization/amp/

Who wants a multipart takedown of this really dumb meme/idea from a historian who can write pretty well? I did! So I'm sharing it here.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Some wholesome idiocy for a change.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Admiral Joeslop posted:



The absolute cowards, no wonder this wasn't ratio'd.

Now I can't help but wonder if this is a calculated move to get their posts to spread wider via the quote-tweet dunking pipeline.

There's a big police union account that locks all their replies too and you see the same pattern with it.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

ultrafilter posted:

Some wholesome idiocy for a change.


I've got a great UDP joke, but you might not get it.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Stoatbringer posted:

I've got a great UDP joke, but you might not get it.

That's ok

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Stoatbringer posted:

I've got a great UDP joke, but you might not get it.

ACK

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Stoatbringer posted:

I've got a great UDP joke, but you might not get it.

It hurts when IP :(

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


the OG:

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


drat, that's a good idea Ian, maybe all the people who are paid less than $15 an hour should all collectively stop working.

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