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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Helith posted:

I may regret asking this, but what is Outback's Alice Springs Chicken? because no such dish actually exists in Australia.

They made it up, they're above food law.

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Helith posted:

I may regret asking this, but what is Outback's Alice Springs Chicken? because no such dish actually exists in Australia.

What, you've never eaten roadkill bin chicken cooked on the exhaust manifold of a V8 landcruiser?

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Helith posted:

I may regret asking this, but what is Outback's Alice Springs Chicken? because no such dish actually exists in Australia.
It's new to delivery. It's just a chicken dinner but it takes all day to get there.

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


I expect it's dry as too.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Helith posted:

I may regret asking this, but what is Outback's Alice Springs Chicken? because no such dish actually exists in Australia.

Outback is an extremely American restaurant that just names things after stereotype australian places and things

It's just chicken breast with cheese and mushrooms and some kind of honey mustard sauce and I think bacon

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


It not being an actual dish in Australia is a bonus as far as Outback is concerned because they can trademark the name.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
You're telling me Outback's kookaburra wings are just chicken?

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


And that onion... not a flower!

lies all the way down under.

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

Shifty Pony posted:

And that onion... not a flower!

lies all the way down under.

Man, this has really turned my world right side up.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Needs more vegemite

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


Pictured: blooming onions

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

The Bloop posted:

Outback is an extremely American restaurant that just names things after stereotype australian places and things

My 'favorite' Outback food name is the one that proves they never had a single twelve-year-old in the focus group: the Chocolate Thunder From Down Under

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

The Bloop posted:

You have my axe fork!

That sounds as dwarfy as a meal can get without rat.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Are the names stupid? Yes. Are the steaks mediocre one-step-above-chili’s steaks? Yes. But blooming onions are delicious and they’re annoying to make at home.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Captain Monkey posted:

Are the names stupid? Yes. Are the steaks mediocre one-step-above-chili’s steaks? Yes. But blooming onions are delicious and they’re annoying to make at home.

The proper place to get a bloomin onion is a county/state fair. :colbert:

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
[b]BUNNIES ARE CUTE BUT DEADLY/b]

Ugly In The Morning posted:

The proper place to get a bloomin onion is a county/state fair. :colbert:

But what if, just stick with me here, you are in the midst of a pandemic and your local areas actually cares and therefore no fairs?

Do you get it via doordash or ubereats?

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
You have to do curbside pickup at the closest Outback and get there 5-10m early so you can have the hottest possible bloomin’ onion. Also you turn your oven to 250 before you leave and pop that sucker in there for about 5m when you get back.

Otherwise it’s no good. Delivery is 100% out of the question.

If a fair was open I’d agreed with you though. Way better and bigger, thinner onions/petals and that’s where it’s at.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

bunnyofdoom posted:

But what if, just stick with me here, you are in the midst of a pandemic and your local areas actually cares and therefore no fairs?

Do you get it via doordash or ubereats?

Then you wait. :colbert:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Captain Monkey posted:

Are the names stupid? Yes. Are the steaks mediocre one-step-above-chili’s steaks? Yes. But blooming onions are delicious and they’re annoying to make at home.

I’ve tried making them and I don’t find the process to be too arduous, but I’m doing something wrong because they don’t come out right.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Platystemon posted:

I’ve tried making them and I don’t find the process to be too arduous, but I’m doing something wrong because they don’t come out right.

The temperature, probably. you need the water in the onion to turn to steam right away to keep the oil out.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Ugly In The Morning posted:

The temperature, probably. you need the water in the onion to turn to steam right away to keep the oil out.

Hmm maybe.

Years ago, the batter just sloughed off.

I tried again last week and the batter stuck. The thing was, though, that I I had looked up a bunch of recipes to compare and see what I might be doing wrong. Half of them said to air fry, which I know isn’t not, for lack of a better work, traditional, but I thought it was worth a try.

The result was O.K., but I really ought to deep fat fry them, and I’m sure I could do better on the batter this time.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
The real key is temperature control. It’s gotta sit at a consistent 350F for like 8 solid minutes. Any dips or peaks gently caress up your batter. If it’s falling off it was too low and the water turned into condensation and sloughed the batter off the onion. If it’s not crunchy enough, same problem. I’ve also found that you really really need the double layer (so liquid/fat, flour, liquid/fat, flour) or it just doesn’t work right.

But all of that is a huge hassle, oil temps are frustrating, that much flour always makes a mess, and even cutting it the right way is kind of annoying.


It also only costs you like 87c if you do it at home instead of $8 or whatever.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Here's a weird/stupid thing I've noticed:

CHUDs put so much of their self identity/self worth into their political affiliation.

I can vaguely understand it if it was a sports team, just as I can understand the nerd version of it, (Harry Potter fan, video gamer etc.), and the people who put way too much worth on what brand of poo poo they use, (Apple people, or car guys that will argue over the relative merits of Holden or Ford and would rather die than be seen driving the wrong car). But to do that, to an exponentially higher degree based on the political party you probably can't even be arsed to go out and vote for? (America doesn't have compulsory voting, and has a normally low turnout AFAIK)

I consider myself pretty left wing and informed about the news and politics and stuff. But not so much as to name my dinner "Liberal tears Lasagne". Also I dunno if this is an American thing, a right wing thing, or an American Right Wing thing. Or maybe just a 'cult of Trump' thing.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
You'd think so, but then: Hamilton.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Ghost Leviathan posted:

You'd think so, but then: Hamilton.

You'll have to explain this because while I followed along with BrigadierSensible's post just fine, this means nothing to me.

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost
Honestly, in a non-dysfunctional political system I think political affiliation is one of the more sensible things to build an identity around. "How I think the world should be run" is a huge and important thing that should impact the world and your behaviour, far more than what kind of car you want to drive or which superhero you prefer watching.

The problem is more the tendency to let it work the other way around: when people decide "I am a Republican" and then conclude that anything the Republican party advocates for must therefore align with their personal morality.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
If a person's views perfectly align with any established party in any country, then they're either misinformed or naive. It's perfectly fine to support a party that represents most of what you believe, but I've run into too many people that feel their team is infallible and that all opposing politicians are 100% evil

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Sentient Data posted:

If a person's views perfectly align with any established party in any country, then they're either misinformed or naive.

What’s much easier is to have views that are completely and utterly misaligned with one or more parties.

“My” party may not be right about everything, but on issue where they are wrong, the other party is also wrong.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Memento posted:

You'll have to explain this because while I followed along with BrigadierSensible's post just fine, this means nothing to me.

I'm not Ghost Leviathan, but I think he's pointing out the tendency of fans of the show Hamilton to be similarly liberal-leaning but kinda empty of strong reasoning for it. Not really the same thing, and I don't really know any big Hamilton-heads to say if he's right, but I can sorta see it?

For an Australian comparison, the best might be the kind of person who thinks Paul Keating's speeches were great but have no other political opinions whatsoever.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

BrigadierSensible posted:

Here's a weird/stupid thing I've noticed:

CHUDs put so much of their self identity/self worth into their political affiliation.

I can vaguely understand it if it was a sports team, just as I can understand the nerd version of it, (Harry Potter fan, video gamer etc.), and the people who put way too much worth on what brand of poo poo they use, (Apple people, or car guys that will argue over the relative merits of Holden or Ford and would rather die than be seen driving the wrong car). But to do that, to an exponentially higher degree based on the political party you probably can't even be arsed to go out and vote for? (America doesn't have compulsory voting, and has a normally low turnout AFAIK)

I consider myself pretty left wing and informed about the news and politics and stuff. But not so much as to name my dinner "Liberal tears Lasagne". Also I dunno if this is an American thing, a right wing thing, or an American Right Wing thing. Or maybe just a 'cult of Trump' thing.

It's a fully American thing, not limited to one party. Politics have fully been turned into sports and everything is culture war. And famously the right does have high voter turnout. People will mobilize to vote for anyone with an R next to their name and the party will contort to appeal to the loudest and most insane voices, whereas democrats are a totally disjointed mess who need to capture wealthy suburban moms and disaffected socialists at the same time while also dealing with voter suppression targeted at their most consistent bases.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Outback's blooms are frequently overly greasy and bordering on burnt (and I love greasy fried poo poo) probably due to individual management cheapness on replacing oil or something.

The onion bloom thing at Texas Roadhouse is WAY WAY better if you have one of those to order from nearby and are craving fried onion

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

The Bloop posted:

Outback's blooms are frequently overly greasy and bordering on burnt (and I love greasy fried poo poo) probably due to individual management cheapness on replacing oil or something.

I feel like this is why I have a strong aversion to Bloomin Onions. They're just gross to me TBH, and the rest of my family will just devour one barely coming up for air, while they make fun of me for picking at the piece of rye bread in horror.

wankel13b
Jan 23, 2005

quak

hyperhazard posted:

Love marketing pitches that call for exactly one token black customer.

They just got tripped up over whether it should be Uncles Tom or Uncle Toms.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




More very good tumblr ads




DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
are you sure this isn't a fake ad someone drew up

like even with the url telling me it's real I don't believe it's real and I love it :allears:

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn
Does that mean that the ad sponsor was rejected for whatever reason, like they're not allowed to buy an ad?

But then the ad got put into rotation anyway, and if you look up the sponsor you are given some null error message because the sponsor has already been removed from their database?

All other things aside, it is an extremely tumblr ad.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




The going theory is that Tumblr is a testing bed for ads before they're ready for any of the real social media sites. Clicking on that one went to a broken Facebook link

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
That looks like the ancient practice of loving around in the CMS while trying to keep your boss/editor from publishing by accident. Presume you pay when you approve to publish in this system and somebody hit the button on someone's sandbox object.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Do Not Approve 2: Your mother in law is back and she's got a little personal problem with your lifestyle choices. Rated R, coming to streaming services this Friday

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Whatever you do, DON’T

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