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my mom calls them srimp they're underwater bugs but pretty tasty nonetheless e: snipe tax Smugworth fucked around with this message at 14:42 on Jan 16, 2021 |
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Waterbed Wendy posted:Yeah I guess bivalves have anus no ring...
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Waterbed Wendy posted:yes I know that you remove the heads of shrimp before eating them. You also devein shrimp which means getting rid of their poop sacks neither one of these is necessarily true or in your best interest. Especially the 'remove the head' part. Cuz....the heads are delicious, B.
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everybody thinks they're so smart because they remove the shrimp poo but no one thinks to remove the shrimp cum
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This dude knows what's up. Check out my man here clearing aiming for objective A. Shrimp dome.
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Guys guys, these are actually lobsters. Sort of embarrassing yeah? I ran into a seaman and he confirmed this for me.
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I’m afraid I have even worse news guys. I was actually just boiling my shoes the whole time. The Seaman wasn’t actually a Seaman. He just works at a seafood restaurant. My question is, why would he be so cruel to me?
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Guys guys, these are actually lobsters. Sort of embarrassing yeah? I ran into a seaman and he confirmed this for me.
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Smugworth posted:my mom calls them srimp
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I’m afraid I have even worse news guys. I was actually just boiling my shoes the whole time. The Seaman wasn’t actually a Seaman. He just works at a seafood restaurant. My question is, why would he be so cruel to me? Haha you got some tiny rear end feet bro, mistaking them shoes for shramps.
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Shrimplets!
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I've wanted to get an aquarium for a long time, mostly to just have some shrimpies to look at. One of these days.
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Glass shrimp are super easy to care for and generally lazy, clumsy dorks. Messy bitches though, if I remember right they need 1.5 - 2x the volume of water per inch of shrimp to fish that you calc for your tank. Also I think a lot of the brightly died ones like in the photo are essentially tattood and fake so beware. Plus that's just mean to the poor shamps
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those are neocardinias and they're great if you keep different colors together eventually you will get a lot of brown ones which is what they look like without selection
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I've got some pet shrimp in my freezer
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Haha you got some tiny rear end feet bro, mistaking them shoes for shramps. It was an honest mistake brosephone. I tried to Wikipedia that poo poo but it turns out I mistook a cheese grater for a keyboard and I couldn’t figure out why my monitor kept displaying and ad for Cap’n Crunch. I tried turning the monitor around and at least I got some nutritional information about the shrimps. Turns out they are packed with sugar, very unhealthy. I’m kind of glad I ate my shoes tbh.
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Big Beef City posted:Glass shrimp are super easy to care for and generally lazy, clumsy dorks. I'd get some normal run of the mill shrermp anyway. Good to know about the space! In college there was a guy who had these weird hermaphrodite shrimp that literally cloned themselves to reproduce, those seemed fun to have I'll look into them when the time is right.
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the shrimp thread is back. Do not remove the shrimp tubes...I'll take them
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I have come with more shrimp tub
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can you post a bigger picture i can barely see that
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Waterbed Wendy posted:Eggs have butthole potential but I don't think eating an egg counts, sorry Eggs come out of a combination butthole-vagina-urethra which is extra
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Son of Rodney posted:I've wanted to get an aquarium for a long time, mostly to just have some shrimpies to look at. One of these days. I really want to set up a shrimpquarium this year
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Big Beef City posted:Their eyes are one of the most complex in the animal kingdom and have evolved to see wavelengths of light that we can't even imagine being able to view. that's mantis shrimp.
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not many people know this but shrimps are actually lobsters' penises
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Doctor Dogballs posted:not many people know this but shrimps are actually lobsters' penises So you see Chad I know you think you're being really funny when you call me Shrimpy Dick but it's actually a compliment
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Doctor Dogballs posted:that's mantis shrimp. Sorry. Both of them have super strike capability. I get them confused
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:can you post a bigger picture i can barely see that The bigger picture here is that this was never really about shrimps, but boiling you’re shoes and eating them.
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:can you post a bigger picture i can barely see that I can but I'm not going to now because you're being rude
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I don't know how to cook shrimp so I just buy pre-cooked shrimp and boil them for 20 minutes, is this correct? They taste dry and like poo poo so I don't think it is.
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Big Beef City posted:Sorry. it's okay, i'm just glad to meet a fellow scrimp enthusiast Ball Tazeman posted:I don't know how to cook shrimp so I just buy pre-cooked shrimp and boil them for 20 minutes, is this correct? They taste dry and like poo poo so I don't think it is. realpost, raw shrimp are the easiest thing to cook. if they look done, they're done. if they look gray and clear, they're not done yet. they take 2-3 minutes tops Doctor Dogballs fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Jan 17, 2021 |
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Doctor Dogballs posted:it's okay, i'm just glad to meet a fellow scrimp enthusiast Did you know if u kiss a skimp it will lay a magic egg and the baby shamp will be loyal to you and you can train it to walk on a leash it's true my cousin did it
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Shrimphony of Destruction
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Ball Tazeman posted:I don't know how to cook shrimp so I just buy pre-cooked shrimp and boil them for 20 minutes, is this correct? They taste dry and like poo poo so I don't think it is. You got them knockoff Jordans and the cheap glue is getting you high hth.
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Mission Shrimpossible
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An exhibit at the Shrimpsonian Museum.
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Do amphipods count or nah.
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A View to a Krill
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Got those shoes on a shrimpulse buy, sounds like
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