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Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
gamera rise up

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mailorder bees

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honeybaked harm

Yinlock

trying to find a way to politely refuse sex because your spouse's breasts make a loud "awooga" noise when touched


Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the cask of armadillo

xcheopis


Gene Hackman Fan posted:

the cask of armadillo

"For the love of God, Leprosor!"

Everywhere, everyone is red and green
I gotta lust for glory and a tape machine
I'm living out Frank Coppola's dreams
Outta my mind, I'm feelin' mean

Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
It's just like the original story, but now it's a screwball coen brothers comedy where fortunato keeps escaping and keeps ending back up in montressor's basement.

Fortunato: "im not going into your basement again."

*Quick cut, fortunato has a chain around his mid-section, arms crossed*

Fortunato: "Goddamnit

Prof. Crocodile

xcheopis posted:

"For the love of God, Leprosor!"

google THIS

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

It's just like the original story, but now it's a screwball coen brothers comedy where fortunato keeps escaping and keeps ending back up in montressor's basement.

Fortunato: "im not going into your basement again."

*Quick cut, fortunato has a chain around his mid-section, arms crossed*

Fortunato: "Goddamnit

Fortunato is now played by Droopy and Montressor keeps sealing him in by increasingly extreme means, only to turn around and he's right there timidly waving.

mailorder bees

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Gene Hackman Fan posted:

It's just like the original story, but now it's a screwball coen brothers comedy where fortunato keeps escaping and keeps ending back up in montressor's basement.

Fortunato: "im not going into your basement again."

*Quick cut, fortunato has a chain around his mid-section, arms crossed*

Fortunato: "Goddamnit


thanks Manifisto!

ChubbyChecker

xcheopis posted:

"For the love of God, Leprosor!"









mailorder bees

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seabiscuit 2: skibiscuit


thanks Manifisto!

biosterous




eric idle's hands are the devil's workshop



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

nut

most valuable biscuit

Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

mailorder bees! posted:

seabiscuit 2: skibiscuit

The plot of air bud ("nothing in the rule book says a horse can't ski") but the day of the big championship race the horse does how one would expect a horse trying skiing for the first time.

But it's okay because skibiscuit's owner put a massive insurance policy on the horse, so the rec center is still saved!

Finger Prince


Skibiscuit 2: Mane-X-treme
(Seabiscuit's foal enters the X-Games freestyle ski competition to prove the haterz wrong)

Jaguars!


Director: Cut! Where's your motivation today, buddy?

Air Bud: Rouf! [Tilts head]

Wrangler: He's tired of comedy. He wants to be taken seriously

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
A secret evil organisation that grows by requiring every aspiring member to kill two existing members.

xcheopis


Prurient Squid posted:

A secret evil organisation that grows by requiring every aspiring member to kill two existing members.

How does it grow if every one person kills two?

nut

the father, the son, and a pizza place

google THIS

xcheopis posted:

How does it grow if every one person kills two?

It's basically the worst pyramid scheme ever

Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Finger Prince posted:

Skibiscuit 2: Mane-X-treme
(Seabiscuit's foal enters the X-Games freestyle ski competition to prove the haterz wrong)

And as both an homage to the first film and a testament to man's short-term memory, the freestyle ski competition is just the exact same footage of seabiscuit eating poo poo on the downhill course

Finger Prince


Gene Hackman Fan posted:

And as both an homage to the first film and a testament to man's short-term memory, the freestyle ski competition is just the exact same footage of seabiscuit eating poo poo on the downhill course

Training montage
https://i.imgur.com/FLictPr.gifv

Robot Made of Meat

google THIS posted:

It's basically the worst pyramid scheme ever

It's a Tontine.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

google THIS


Eye of the tiger horse

Also, til there's something called a tiger horse

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
downloading anime.mp4 off kaazaa


thanks Manifisto!

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Suffering from the OPPOSITE of erectile dysfunction.

Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Prurient Squid posted:

Suffering from the OPPOSITE of erectile dysfunction.

Isn't that called priapism?

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
So I feel like we need to make something like this for BYOB:



Maybe with caricatures of ourselves as the people and our avatars on our shields.

Only stumbling block is making people feel bad for not being the Imperator.

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
medical alert clothing and accessories
(trenchcoat, pukka shell necklace, anklet)

deep dish peat moss

A man suing McDonalds because his name is Mick Donald and for his entirely life McDonalds has taken possession of everything he has owned because every time someone says something is "Mick Donald's" everyone assumes they mean the restaurant

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
A brooding King and his affable court Jester but the dynamic is TOTALLY off.

nut

listen all y’all it’s a decoupage

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
A band made up entirely of monks called Bad Habit.

nut

iiiii can’t stand it
I know you planned it
that picture of kate
you cut and paste
on the side of used tin can of peach jam
where you can keep your loose pencils and pens in

hey mom its 420

I was doing research into a joke about "Probable Paws" where it's like a police dog doing a stop and frisk of another dog. anyway, i thought someone must have thought of this before. it's the title of a book lol and this is what it says it's about:

Middle-aged bookstore owner Willa Chance is often haunted by ghosts who want her to do their bidding. Usually it involves the nasty business of bringing their killer to justice, so when the ghost of Adelaide Hamilton asks her to find an old recipe book and give it to Elspeth Whipple, it seems like an easy job.

Except Willa's search for the book has her crossing the path of Sheriff Eddie Striker one too many times

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
The Fight Club "I had it all" scene where Fincher sets the scene out as a marketing catalogue except it's all anime merch.

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Prurient Squid posted:

The Fight Club "I had it all" scene where Fincher sets the scene out as a marketing catalogue except it's all anime merch.

I used to flip through catalogues and wonder what kind of funkopop defined me as a person



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

Goons Are Gifts

lmfao


Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I even had a 500 pound mareep hand sculpted by the honest hard working people of nippon

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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Reverse Star Trek.

Star Trek is our bumbling confused attempt to understand how an advanced future post scarcity society would function. So what about a show created by people living in a post scarcity future's bumbling confused attempts to understand what life like was in the present?

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