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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It's a werewarehouse, AKA a lycanthrodepot

:golfclap:

Muffled sounds of gorilla violence snype:



"Bokito, pictured above, is a gorilla at the Diergaarde Blijdorp zoo in the Netherlands. In 2004, he escaped from his habitat in the zoo (a feat whcih is not unique), and was returned without any further problems. The same, unfortunately, could not be said in 2007, when he attacked a zoo visitor. Bokito’s Wikipedia entry sums it up:

On May 18, 2007, Bokito jumped over the ditch that separated his Rotterdam enclosure from the public and violently attacked a woman, dragging her around for tens of metres and inflicting bone fractures as well as more than a hundred bite wounds. He subsequently entered the nearby restaurant, causing panic among the visitors. During this encounter, three more people were injured as a result of the panic. Bokito was eventually sedated with the help of a tranquilizer gun and placed back in his cage.

But the main victim here was no random zoo visitor. She had been visiting the zoo as often as four times a week, specifically to visit Bokito. And she’d look at him and smile and laugh. And that — that is where she went wrong.

Zoo staff advised that she (and others) not make direct eye contact with Bokito while smiling at him, as apes often misinterpret that friendliness as aggression. The victim nevertheless continued, believing that Bokito was laughing back at her and that the two shared some special bond. She was, of course, wrong, and Bokito viciously attacked her. Bokito’s strength became so well known in the Netherlands that the term “Bokitoproof,” meaning “durable enough to resist the action of an enraged gorilla” became commonplace in Dutch usage.

And of course, the zoo needed to make their facilities Bokitoproof, too. Given the ape’s 2004 escape — which involved scaling a three meter high wall — that was easier said that done. But a week later, the zoo came up with a simple, elegant, and somewhat creepy solution called BokitoKijkers, Dutch for “Bokito Viewers,” as seen below."



Pigsfeet on Rye has a new favorite as of 15:12 on Jan 17, 2021

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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


Three Inches

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

Yyessssss time to drop it into the family group chat

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Some humor

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Cartoon Man posted:




Here lies the bony-eared assfish. He never scored.

I still like you, bony-eared assfish.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

The 400 Blows

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

The divorce really cost her an arm and a leg

winterwerefox
Apr 23, 2010

The next movie better not make me shave anything :(

Wild Alaska

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
Post your favourite genital synonyms LOL big laughs inside 56KOK

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

If only it were that easy 😭

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Game Center CX ;)

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

apatheticman posted:

Post your favourite genital synonyms LOL big laughs inside 56KOK

p e n u s

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

apatheticman posted:

Post your favourite genital synonyms LOL big laughs inside 56KOK

Wait, what? I just posted the last show I watched.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


i think the fish is cute

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Home Alone

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

apatheticman posted:

Post your favourite genital synonyms LOL big laughs inside 56KOK

It's 2021 who the gently caress watches TV or movies lmao?

Anyway my BENIS is called Even *more* humidifier thoughts!

e: Seriouspost: the reason I don't watch TV anymore is that this is TV now:

3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 19:42 on Jan 17, 2021

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

3D Megadoodoo posted:

It's 2021 who the gently caress watches TV or movies lmao?

Anyway my BENIS is called Even *more* humidifier thoughts!

e: Seriouspost: the reason I don't watch TV anymore is that this is TV now:

TV has always been this.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

There Will Be Blood.

Schurik
Sep 13, 2008



Danger 5

Perfect

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Innerspace.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Biplane posted:

There Will Be Blood.

:eyepop:

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

90 day fiance

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

This poo poo should be bannable, or at least probatable. Nothing against you Thunderbeast, you seem like a decent poster. But I am not looking forward to two more days of this garbage.

And yes, that IS a strange name for a movie.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

manero posted:

There, house

There, castle.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
:qq: Oh no people are having fun in a thread :qq:




Broken Arrow :smith:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Horny Cumsluts Have Fun in an Abandoned Hospital

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012


Been on a bit of an NZ movie kick lately. Whale Rider.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

The Price is Right

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug

Batman, The Animated Series

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

trapped mouse posted:

This poo poo should be bannable, or at least probatable. Nothing against you Thunderbeast, you seem like a decent poster. But I am not looking forward to two more days of this garbage.

And yes, that IS a strange name for a movie.

There should be a containment thread. PYF Moon Moon.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
https://i.imgur.com/sr7L8oo.mp4

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉



Crock of Gold: A Few Rounds with Shane MacGowan

:wiggle:

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

NFL Playoffs

Also,


I'm surprised there isn't a Chintu version of this, that son of a bitch.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Archer: The Handoff

Nuggan
Jul 17, 2006

Always rolling skulls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eKv4BEujFU

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

I think you should leave

:negative:

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Knives Out

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