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houses without locks on the bathroom doors are basically medieval hovels unfit for habitation.
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what are you doing in there that's so secret hmm? what are you hiding? don't forget the baby jesus is watching
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Jan 18, 2021 10:39
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CancerCakes posted:Penus https://rolocroz.com/junk/gob.html
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kecske posted:what are you doing in there that's so secret hmm? what are you hiding? don't forget the baby jesus is watching Pretending to poop and play toilet spaceships
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Salisbury Snape posted:My two kids call my penis 'daddy's long foof' they are fascinated that I can pee standing up. Wife thinks it's hilarious, I have to lock doors to shower or pee. It's ridiculous IT'S JUST A PENIS! NOT AN OBJECT THAT EXISTS FOR HILARITY!! My one year old is enthralled by it, but the problem is when she bursts into the bathroom so will often try to climb o to the toilet to get a better view and it is just hard work to fend her off while not making a mess
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Jan 18, 2021 11:22
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Mojo Jojo posted:My one year old is enthralled by it, but the problem is when she bursts into the bathroom so will often try to climb o to the toilet to get a better view and it is just hard work to fend her off while not making a mess One for the wedding speech
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Jan 18, 2021 11:53
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Just need someone to quote morally inept now and we got a party going.
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Jan 18, 2021 12:37
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How naturally politics chat segues into tales of piss and poo poo
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Jan 18, 2021 12:56
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I shat once
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Jan 18, 2021 13:18
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Never have I ever shat myself as a grown rear end man
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Jan 18, 2021 13:18
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Sudden Javelin posted:I shat once same. but also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwDmg74rhCw
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Jan 18, 2021 13:37
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Bollocks I've bonked a wall and now it's wobbly
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Jan 18, 2021 13:39
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My digestive system is so efficient I dont poo poo That being said I have made a stew with lentils but I didnt soak them because I've never cooked lentils before which my housemate tells me means they're actually poisonous, so if I die tonight, know I died stupidly, making GBS threads because of lentils
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Jan 18, 2021 13:43
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Fingerless Gloves posted:My digestive system is so efficient I dont poo poo They're going to expand in your stomach and you'll pop like a seagull that's eaten bicarb of soda
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Jan 18, 2021 13:46
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The highest pressure making GBS threads
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Jan 18, 2021 13:51
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Lentils don't seem good enough to be worth the risk.
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Jan 18, 2021 13:52
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I poo poo once every day. I'd be worried if I didn't Sometimes I poo poo twice in a day, though that's more rare Take care of your guts
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Jan 18, 2021 13:57
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Zzulu posted:I poo poo once every day. I'd be worried if I didn't I used to poop once a day when I was younger. Get up. cigarette. poo. It is much harder now, to the extent theat if I feel even slightly poopy, I am running to toilet.
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Jan 18, 2021 14:07
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Fingerless Gloves posted:My digestive system is so efficient I dont poo poo Thats kidney beans not lentils and is only if you eat them completely raw
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Jan 18, 2021 14:29
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thought about thos Beans, and died
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Jan 18, 2021 14:32
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Internet says you need to soak dried lentils and I've always thought that too.
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Jan 18, 2021 14:34
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i only ever use them in a pressure cooker so soaking doesn't matter
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Jan 18, 2021 14:35
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I've got deadlines for uni imminent, a house move to organise, my son's schoolwork to oversee, and because English isn't my wife's first language I'm also doing all her job applications and the bullshit 'aptitude' tests they all ask you to do, just in the name of expediency because it would take her ages and we need money coming in. Meanwhile nobody even seems capable of deciding what to eat for lunch or make for dinner without coming in to interrupt me and ask. Mondays, eh? 
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Jan 18, 2021 14:44
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Bardeh posted:Meanwhile nobody even seems capable of deciding what to eat for lunch or make for dinner without coming in to interrupt me and ask. lol welcome to life,m8. it will get better.
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Jan 18, 2021 14:51
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Bardeh posted:I've got deadlines for uni imminent, a house move to organise, my son's schoolwork to oversee, and because English isn't my wife's first language I'm also doing all her job applications and the bullshit 'aptitude' tests they all ask you to do, just in the name of expediency because it would take her ages and we need money coming in. Meanwhile nobody even seems capable of deciding what to eat for lunch or make for dinner without coming in to interrupt me and ask. i've got a single deadline for the module i'm best at since its sql based on friday and then none for months thank gently caress. its only worth 40% of the module too. uni restarts on monday
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Jan 18, 2021 14:53
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Internet says you need to soak dried lentils and I've always thought that too. You really shouldn't eat them raw. My bag of lentils says I dont need to soak them, which is good because I never do.
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Jan 18, 2021 15:10
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Eat everything raw. Paleo demands it.
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Jan 18, 2021 15:12
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I've cooked dried red, green and puy lentils and never had to soak any of them. Dried beans you definitely soak before cooking though.
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Jan 18, 2021 15:17
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Jose posted:i've got a single deadline for the module i'm best at since its sql based on friday and then none for months thank gently caress. its only worth 40% of the module too. uni restarts on monday All my modules have lots of individual and fiddly, annoying assessment tasks. So each on its own isn't too bad, but as a whole it's a lot of different things to keep track of and switch between and it's making my brain hurt when it's already swimming with a thousand other important things I need to do. I would kill just for one big thing to knuckle down on.
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Jan 18, 2021 15:18
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I'm doing work. I can't even concentrate on that.
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Jan 18, 2021 15:22
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urgh this assignment has a group aspect and I was intending to do it solo after having some issues but the lecturer asked if someone could work with me. Now i'm going to have to go onto campus to do the work most likely. I also haven't had my first assessment marked weirdly. Finally looked at the marks for the first assignment I handed in and I got 13/24% for the module and honestly don't understand how. We were reviewing each others work and one I did I have like 70/100 marks and it was missing a bunch of the required stuff that was in mine emailed the lecturer asking to see my marks lol Jose fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Jan 18, 2021 |
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Jan 18, 2021 15:54
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Bollocks I've bonked a wall and now it's wobbly Are you Superman or is it a really crappy wall? Or a Crossroads set?
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hockey jockey posted:Are you Superman or is it a really crappy wall? Or a Crossroads set? I assumed 'wall' was a euphemism for something/somebody.
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I ate too much leftover pappardelle pasta with bolognese sauce after waking up at midday and haven't even started working on the stuff I was supposed to do last week, godbless. I'm in a weird purgatory type of depression like I can function properly and work but also spend two days straight looking into a wall or something like that. Playing Guild Wars 2 to distract me briefly.
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Jan 18, 2021 18:13
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Jose posted:urgh this assignment has a group aspect and I was intending to do it solo after having some issues but the lecturer asked if someone could work with me. Now i'm going to have to go onto campus to do the work most likely. I also haven't had my first assessment marked weirdly. I want the pain to goaway. i want the pain to STOP>
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Jan 18, 2021 18:23
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i'm on day 3 of liquid shits for reasons unknown mate i too want the pain to stop
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Jan 18, 2021 18:28
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are there actually people who don't poop everyday even when you've had a nice big dinner? not even then?
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annual shits, to celebrate
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