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Okay. Here's the deal right? It's this movie, and it's about this baby. But guess what? He's a BOSS! Maybe a little hard to completely wrap your head about the idea so here's a little "concept art" as they say in the biz (business, like the kind of business the baby does, because he's a boss)
So while there are other babies who just kind of drool and poop their diapers, sometimes they just kind of gurgle or sleep, they also cry. NOT BOSS BABY! Boss baby is IN CONTROL! He reminds himself of that in the mirror every morning. Other babies are usually pretty care free, like they freak out if they get gas, boss baby has already had two heart attacks an suffers from heart burn from work related stress! He sometimes just drinks the antacid straight out of the bottle without measuring, it's been getting bad. Thing is, he's still a baby! Can you imagine. He does wear diapers though (he is a baby after all) so he does still poop in his diaper but maybe he gets his mom to also be his secretary so having her change his diaper wouldn't be weird? Maybe he changes his own diaper and mutters "I'm gettin' too old for this poo poo!" (GET IT???)
What I'm saying is I think this character, has legs. Even if he uses them to crawl. Difference is he crawls to meetings!
So what do you think? Any ideas? Think we could pitch it?
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Jan 18, 2021 13:40
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Jun 6, 2024 07:12
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Got another idea! Okay. Hear me out. Other babies suck on binkies, right? Well boss baby does too! Only difference? Cigar binkies! Like this:
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Jan 18, 2021 13:47
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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boss baby makes yet another power move and forces me to change his diaper as he gives me my monthly review
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Jan 18, 2021 14:57
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- Macnult
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boss baby’s drawings about sharing taped to the fridge in the break room. it’s just a bunch of red and green arrows
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Jan 18, 2021 17:10
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- Macnult
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boss baby hears about poor employee treatment. they often resort to making GBS threads themselves while working the manufacturing line — he still doesn’t see what he problem is
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Jan 18, 2021 17:13
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- Macnult
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[boss baby running around the office wearing a firefighter hat and blowing raspberries]
secretary: *sigh* someone’s getting cut today
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Jan 18, 2021 17:15
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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boss baby’s drawings about sharing taped to the fridge in the break room. it’s just a bunch of red and green arrows
boss baby hears about poor employee treatment. they often resort to making GBS threads themselves while working the manufacturing line he still doesnt see what he problem is
[boss baby running around the office wearing a firefighter hat and blowing raspberries]
secretary: *sigh* someones getting cut today
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Jan 18, 2021 17:20
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Stifling laughter as we tell the new guy to play peek-a-boo with boss baby if they start to feel like they're losing them during the presentation.
After you've been here for a bit you find out peek-a-boo terrifies boss baby and makes him think that you've left work early
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Jan 18, 2021 17:32
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- Slumpy
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boss baby got a fat dick
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Jan 18, 2021 21:19
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- google THIS
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"Rosebud," whispers Boss Baby, and the snowglobe falls to the floor. The whole company is stoked that he said his first word.
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Jan 19, 2021 00:25
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- Slumpy
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"Rosebud," whispers Boss Baby, and the simoleans start rolling in
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Jan 19, 2021 02:08
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- Horrible Butts
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ba ba ba ba if we pay workers more we will have to cut benefits ba ba goo geeeuhh (farts)
https://giant.gfycat.com/sillyremorsefuldipper.webm
Thank you Prof. Crocodile for the fun festive winter sig!
Arcane gob born of Khanstant's goblin gumball machine!
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Jan 19, 2021 02:25
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ma ma ma you could buy a PS5 instead of paying union dues bo bo boo be hmmm (squeaky fart)
https://giant.gfycat.com/sillyremorsefuldipper.webm
Thank you Prof. Crocodile for the fun festive winter sig!
Arcane gob born of Khanstant's goblin gumball machine!
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Jan 19, 2021 02:26
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The year is 205X.
For decades, ruthless hedge funds have adopted babies, appointed them CEO, and had them take the fall as they gut company after company.
These infants are doomed to spend their entire lives in white collar prisons. They are the "Boss Babies." Streaming now on HBO Max.
https://giant.gfycat.com/sillyremorsefuldipper.webm
Thank you Prof. Crocodile for the fun festive winter sig!
Arcane gob born of Khanstant's goblin gumball machine!
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Jan 19, 2021 02:44
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"Is the boss baby in?" I ask the secretary. "No, sorry. He's at a training seminar," she replies before looking around a little nervously and whispers, "Potty training seminar!".
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Jan 19, 2021 10:40
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Letting the boss beat you at golf takes on a new dimension of humiliation when he plays with big colorful plastic clubs and wiffle balls.
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Jan 19, 2021 14:25
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Boss Baby spending executive time watching PJ Masks and adopting their cutthroat strategies to crush the competition.
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Jan 22, 2021 00:25
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- Khanstant
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i attack the boss baby's glowing red weakspot for massive dmg
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Jan 22, 2021 00:26
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Jun 6, 2024 07:12
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Boss Baby's tantrum throws the stock market into chaos causing Boss Baby to throw an even bigger tantrum!
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Mar 10, 2021 19:25
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