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Classic Comrade posted:Spent yesterday morning crying over old irish folk songs and was crampy by the afternoon. welp! Yeah that sounds like sciatic pain. I find a hot water bottle at the base of my spine helps with it.
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Who What Now posted:Women are fuckin' wild I want to get off Mrs. Wombs Wild Ride
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Get a covid vaccine on the day your period starts for fun new levels of general whole body pain and exhaustion. Yay. Overall side effects were minimal on the second day, but that's also when my worst cramps kicked in. lol
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Classic Comrade posted:Spent yesterday morning crying over old irish folk songs and was crampy by the afternoon. welp! The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > menstruation megathread: a uterus is full of fun surprises
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > menstruation megathread: I want to get off Mrs. Womb's Wild Ride
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I started taking raspberry leaf at the beginning of my cycle and my usual 5 day period turned into spotting immediately after 2 days of moderate bleeding.
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Has anyone with heavy periods tried period underwear? I'm thinking of giving them a try and know they make some meant for heavy flow and for holding up all night etc, but the idea of my terrible periods being contained just by underwear sounds suspiciously easy.
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also uncomfortably wet
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Enfys posted:uncomfortably wet The long awaited sequel to the legendary Pink Floyd song
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coronatae posted:The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > menstruation megathread: I want to get off Mrs. Womb's Wild Ride 
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I got a mounted bidet for Christmas, and lordy is there a secondary benefit to actually feeling clean after using the bathroom while I'm losing pints of blood every month.
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coronatae posted:The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > menstruation megathread: I want to get off Mrs. Womb's Wild Ride Also help me I’m changing pads constantly this period and feeling like I’m swimming in blood And this is with maxi pads at the maximum length. 
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Every 20 pages or so I am going to post and tell you all that no you do not want to not have periods. You don't want to be so old as to have menopause. Then you lose the protection estrogen provides against heart disease, aging of the skin, and maybe you'll get like new loving things wrong with your brain just for fun like anxiety after menopause Thank you God  Exception for those of you that have super painful periods
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Jan 18, 2021 06:52
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When that day comes I'll just start in on them horse piss pills
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Jan 18, 2021 07:10
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*kicking down the metal and glass door of the pharmacy* I NEED HORSE PISS DAMNIT
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I agree but I’d also be worried about taking valuable horse piss from our trans friends. 
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hopeandjoy posted:I agree but I’d also be worried about taking valuable horse piss from our trans friends. Surely there's enough horse piss to go around...?
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Enfys posted:also uncomfortably wet Uncomfortably wet rear end pussy, literally! 
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Literally A Person posted:Surely there's enough horse piss to go around...? There's actually been a shortage of most kinds of HRT here in the UK for a couple of years now. Super fun for us in pharmacies, more fun for the women who can't get their meds because HRT of any kind is still basically a punchline in the popular consciousness.
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HopperUK posted:There's actually been a shortage of most kinds of HRT here in the UK for a couple of years now. Super fun for us in pharmacies, more fun for the women who can't get their meds because HRT of any kind is still basically a punchline in the popular consciousness. I seriously had no idea. Out of curiosity where is the shortage coming from? I'm not much in the loop with hormone chat.
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I was also unaware of a shortage!
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coronatae posted:When that day comes I'll just start in on them horse piss pills Horse torture pills seem bad.
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Spinz posted:Every 20 pages or so I am going to post and tell you all that no you do not want to not have periods. You don't want to be so old as to have menopause. Then you lose the protection estrogen provides against heart disease, aging of the skin, and maybe you'll get like new loving things wrong with your brain just for fun like anxiety after menopause I had to start taking Paxil. Worth it, imo.
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YeahTubaMike posted:Uncomfortably wet rear end pussy, literally! The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > menstruation megathread: Uncomfortably WAP!
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I genuinely have no idea where the shortage is coming from! Since it's lots of brands affected I'd hazard a guess it's a manufacturing issue but that's strictly a guess. They tell us nothing.
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Woke up this morning to my period and to painful goo brains. Was going to try to get some actual email work done cause I've done very little in the past few weeks cause I've been distracted by the American circus, but I don't have the brain power to try to convince literary agents to look at my manuscript.
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I tried getting back on birth control to manage my periods, but that somehow made them worse. Cramps became worse to the point I was either in bed in the fetal position or on the toilet. They would get so bad that I started throwing up again. I haven't had periods that awful since my teens. This thankfully only lasted the first day or two of my cycle. The bc was a brand I have used before and had a good experiences with so I don't know what the gently caress was going on. So now I'm off bc again. While the first few days of my periods are still painful, I can function... mostly. At least I'm not throwing up!
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Me, to my uterus: hey can you hold off for three days so I can get my yearly exam done without you bleeding everywhere? My uterus, to me: start now so you’ll be on day three for your yearly exam so you can bleed everywhere. You got it! Ugh. At least I was able to reschedule. Does anyone else’s pets behave differently when you’re on your period? I don’t know if it’s just my hormone brain talking, but I swear my dog gets more needy/protective. It’d be cute if I also wasn’t a big mess!
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Oh god having to fart while you're on your period is the worst, especially if you're wearing a pad. 
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I had a friend with whom I would often commiserate about "the Bloop", which was what we called it when gas travelled forward to escape through the top of the vulva for no apparent reason other than to maximize splash damage.
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Everett False posted:I had a friend with whom I would often commiserate about "the Bloop", which was what we called it when gas travelled forward to escape through the top of the vulva for no apparent reason other than to maximize splash damage. Ahh, yes, I too know the Pantyhose Ghost.
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I thought I was in the playstation thread when I saw those two posts and got very confused for a minute. I get that 'bloop' thing basically all the time though. Whenever my period/spotting catches me off guard, the blood is always towards the front of my vulva and never near where my vagina actually is. I figured it'd probably because I'm overweight and my thighs keep everything tight in the middle, but either way I ain't complaining. It means when I spring a leak no one can tell because of how everything is angled.
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Literally A Person posted:Surely there's enough horse piss to go around...? Horse girls are hoarding it
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Who What Now posted:Horse girls are hoarding it Driving the price up.
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AbstractBlacksmith posted:Does anyone else’s pets behave differently when you’re on your period? I don’t know if it’s just my hormone brain talking, but I swear my dog gets more needy/protective. It’d be cute if I also wasn’t a big mess! The others don't seem to care, lol
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AbstractBlacksmith posted:
My cats both get super snuggly. Nothing like a purring heating pad for cramps. Well one sits on me, the other just sits nearby DESPERATE for pets but not wanting to deal with the PEOPLE portion of that exchange.
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cool kids inc. posted:My cats both get super snuggly. Nothing like a purring heating pad for cramps. Well one sits on me, the other just sits nearby DESPERATE for pets but not wanting to deal with the PEOPLE portion of that exchange. See that’s rather cute! My dog goes into “protecc” mode to bark at every drat thing. He’s a schnauzer so he doesn’t need much more reason to do that. Day 5 of this month’s shark week, ugh just be done already.
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AbstractBlacksmith posted:Does anyone else’s pets behave differently when you’re on your period? I don’t know if it’s just my hormone brain talking, but I swear my dog gets more needy/protective. It’d be cute if I also wasn’t a big mess! It's the hormones, animals are attracted to it. Women on their period, hormonal birth control, or hormone therapy emit pheromones that attract animals. My friends' notoriously evil cat was indifferent to me until I was on hbc; then she liked me and sometimes curled up in my lap without prompting. Then I went off birth control and now she hates me more than ever. She trusts me, she tolerates me, but she hates me. (The other cat never cared and just steals poo poo from my purse.)
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Is there evidence for that pheromone thing? That's fascinating.
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