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Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

I actually clapped in pure joy at this! That's right little kitten, don't let anyone tell you it can't be done

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qmkncsu99B1x4pmbc.mp4

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/ThatEricAlper/status/1351243040304852997

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/Penguins_Person/status/1351284982803677185

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6VlZM1lO3w

AngelesXO
May 15, 2009

https://i.imgur.com/LAvRPDW.mp4

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXW_1i1pA0w

Aww yiss, mongoose scritches.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

this rules

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Hakuna matata

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/dog_rates/status/1351212596632969219?s=20

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


https://i.imgur.com/CXWGYl4.mp4

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
https://youtu.be/CkVdv7kHPQ8
Made me a little weepy. Granted, that kitten was probably hungry after 16 hours of no food.


https://youtu.be/1zyNbdDgUb8
I know my cats love me. One of mine showers me with catnip toys every night. When I lived where she adopted me, she regularly brought me skinks after deciding they were my favorite. When she forgot she decided that, she started bringing me birds in pairs.

Dear Prudence
Sep 3, 2012

Here you go - now in convenient inline form.

Bored posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkVdv7kHPQ8
Made me a little weepy. Granted, that kitten was probably hungry after 16 hours of no food.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zyNbdDgUb8
I know my cats love me. One of mine showers me with catnip toys every night. When I lived where she adopted me, she regularly brought me skinks after deciding they were my favorite. When she forgot she decided that, she started bringing me birds in pairs.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/cincinnatizoo/status/1351982884240896000?s=21

Cat Ass Trophy
Jul 24, 2007
I can do twice the work in half the time

I watched this way to many times, trying to make sure that all the penguins made it back to their original group. I like how one penguin from the group moving to the right went back for the straggler.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...
The purrfect camouflage.
https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/1352014053313568768?s=20

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CLw2VPIsJk

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Dear Prudence posted:

Here you go - now in convenient inline form.

Sorry. They are automatically embedded when viewing on the sa app on iPhone. :shrug:

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




I already had a Sparky the Wonder Cat

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/catshouldnt/status/1351443811684155395

fuzzy_logic
May 2, 2009

unfortunately hideous and irreverislbe

.

fuzzy_logic has a new favorite as of 01:57 on Mar 4, 2023

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/AYEHUASCA/status/1350977248111824897

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Turns out monkeys will do all sorts of repetitive tasks. Was a recent scandal in thailand where some companies were getting in trouble for using monkey slaves to pick coconuts.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1352345265882230785

ringu0
Feb 24, 2013


Marilyn Monrowl

https://twitter.com/kamui_owl/status/1351809261295132675

(borrowed joke, don't @ me)

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/AlixEHarrow/status/1352251693774331907

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
That’s definitely the case of a kid listening to what you said and not what you meant. I hope the parent learned a valuable lesson.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Samurai Sanders posted:

That’s definitely the case of a kid listening to what you said and not what you meant. I hope the parent learned a valuable lesson.

The kid is 4. They didn't say any of that poo poo.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Maybe you should encourage your kid to be more creative wrt malicious compliance

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


rodbeard posted:

The kid is 4. They didn't say any of that poo poo.

Having spent a lot of time around kids of that age group when I has doing volunteer work I can confidentially say these are all extremely believable things for a 4 year old to say. Kids are both really smart and really weird. There's only one child I ever met who doesn't constantly say insane stuff and that's because she's nonverbal (and even then she's still extremely clever and finds other ridiculous ways to communicate).

Dear Prudence
Sep 3, 2012

rodbeard posted:

The kid is 4. They didn't say any of that poo poo.

You clearly have never been around 4 year old's. They can be quite stupidly creative with their language when they're trying to find the right words.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/XHOdd4j.mp4

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

https://twitter.com/tyomateee/status/1352254678445117446?s=20

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010
gently caress off!
fine, jesus

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
First chick of Spring...

https://twitter.com/caenhillcc/status/1352653622572675073?s=20

ringu0
Feb 24, 2013


Dick Trauma posted:

First chick of Spring...

What is the word the narrator is constantly saying in all these videos? Sounds like "quish".

Cat Ass Trophy
Jul 24, 2007
I can do twice the work in half the time

ringu0 posted:

What is the word the narrator is constantly saying in all these videos? Sounds like "quish".

I'm pretty sure it is "Cush"', and I only say that because it is being said by the farmers on the new version of All Creatures Great and Small showing on PBS.

Yes, I'm that old.

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry


Full video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh79zTB0v7A

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




I’m pretty sure that’s just a stick...

:stare:

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