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some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Gripweed posted:

at least now you know what that sounds like

Buddy if I wanted to hear some idiot explain her pussy hasn't got wet in 4 years I'd talk to your wife

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Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

https://twitter.com/shinbuddhist108/status/1352025584919044103

a Yang-Williamson ticket would be the pact that unites magick and science

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

duz posted:

yep, my signature is my initials and a line that's about as long as my name would be if i wrote it out

jack lew had perfected his until the government made him change it


Made him change it? Who gives a gently caress about signatures? Your signature doesn't need to be legible. It just needs to be repeatable, unique to you, and obviously not a legible name that isn't yours. Anyone can fake a signature. It's just a little magic we threw into our bureaucracy. Like putting your hand on a bible.


Christina Aguilera


Pablo Picasso


Tim Cook

gandlethorpe
Aug 16, 2008

:gowron::m10:

Zesty posted:


Tim Cook

Poo

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
https://twitter.com/DBelardoMD/status/1351934039884615680

Oh come on

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

loving whelp

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

Zesty posted:


Tim Cook

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/amandapalmer/status/1352014085869588480

And that barista... was Albert Einstein

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

cursive is only used for signatures now and it isn't taught in schools much. give it a decade or two and signatures like that will be the standard.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

https://twitter.com/CarlosLozadaWP/status/1351873924221513728?s=20

gandlethorpe
Aug 16, 2008

:gowron::m10:

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

cursive is only used for signatures now and it isn't taught in schools much. give it a decade or two and signatures like that will be the standard.

Lol if you think in a couple decades we'll have a society organized enough to record signed documents

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

gandlethorpe posted:

Lol if you think in a couple decades we'll have a society organized enough to record signed documents

well, we won't. the enclaves for the wealthy will probably last that long.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

Zesty posted:

Made him change it? Who gives a gently caress about signatures? Your signature doesn't need to be legible. It just needs to be repeatable, unique to you, and obviously not a legible name that isn't yours. Anyone can fake a signature. It's just a little magic we threw into our bureaucracy. Like putting your hand on a bible.

...

The issue w/ Jack Lew's weird signature is that it was going to be on our currency, and would have looked weird on the bills.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

that poor tortured man

at least he probably didn't have to pay for all those

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

That guy owns more Trump books than I own Warhammer books.

smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008

Gripweed posted:

That guy owns more Trump books than I own Warhammer books.
Who exactly is being owned by this comment

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

smug jeebus posted:

Who exactly is being owned by this comment

I own a lot of Warhammer books.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
re: signatures we should copy Japan where everyone has their own personalized stamp that you pick out to represent yourself.

graventy
Jul 28, 2006

Fun Shoe
A huge chunk of those aren't Trump books, just, books that came out during Trump.

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/1352002442678984706

E:


https://twitter.com/8bitpimp/status/1351968796781604864

-Zydeco- has issued a correction as of 02:48 on Jan 21, 2021

THS
Sep 15, 2017


lol perfect

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012







our boy bernie is back

and this time as a lib darling
https://i.imgur.com/QkoGtRG.gifv

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
speaking of which
https://twitter.com/GarbageApe/status/1352071206736973825?s=20

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Broken Machine posted:

The issue w/ Jack Lew's weird signature is that it was going to be on our currency, and would have looked weird on the bills.

Oh no! Can't have that! I don't know how you would have gotten through the shame.

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.


God I hate cumtown

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

amazing what selling out the working class can do for your public image

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

lol

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014


I’m the same as this guy except all the books are Settlers

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

some plague rats posted:

What in the utter loving hell. How dare you make me read this

C'mon, man, I thought you liked me

Flunky
Jan 2, 2014


loving nerd

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014




https://i.imgur.com/QTpvfpM.gifv

Av size.

gandlethorpe
Aug 16, 2008

:gowron::m10:
Lame. Buncha succs deleted their tweets about Cawthorn's signature. Guarantee you it looks like that of the average homeschooled male born in 1995 and has nothing to do with his injury.

gandlethorpe has issued a correction as of 07:06 on Jan 21, 2021

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



gandlethorpe posted:

Lame. Buncha succs deleted their tweets about Cawthorn's signature. Guarantee you it looks like that of the average homeschooled male born in 1995 and has nothing to do with his injury.

Wait I thought that signature was fake because of how loving dumb it looked. It was real? LMAO

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

gandlethorpe
Aug 16, 2008

:gowron::m10:
https://twitter.com/SameeraKhan/status/1352130770664648704?s=19

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...



That's a good username right there

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/diegoebarros/status/1351961808664485896

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