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Fatty Crabcakes posted:I think I played Doom once 🤷🏻♀️ President Beep posted:same but i got scared of the cyber demon and had to shut it off KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:when you kill those in doom eternal its just a pile of meat with a spine sticking straight out lmao Jonny 290 posted:what website do they run lol
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Noooiiiice
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# ? Jan 20, 2021 01:09 |
Hahahhahahah
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# ? Jan 20, 2021 02:11 |
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# ? Jan 20, 2021 02:21 |
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Kuros posted:I pressed on her three vertical titties but the extra options menu didn't show up. What is going wrong? You gotta run your hand up & down real fast like when you make that "blurbleurbleblurble" sound with your lips & finger
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# ? Jan 20, 2021 04:49 |
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Like a blend of headbanging and motor boating in a single motion.
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# ? Jan 20, 2021 05:06 |
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Just don't try to shove all three nipples in your mouth at once. Depending on the size of the tittystack, that may or may not be a feasible configuration.
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# ? Jan 20, 2021 08:54 |
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Tittystack overflow
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# ? Jan 20, 2021 12:33 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Just don't try to shove all three nipples in your mouth at once. Depending on the size of the tittystack, that may or may not be a feasible configuration. Which configuration of titties is the Lament Configuration?
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# ? Jan 20, 2021 15:49 |
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Pirate Radar posted:Which configuration of titties is the Lament Configuration? Triangulate the titties!
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# ? Jan 20, 2021 16:36 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Triangulate the titties! The Triforce is now the Tri-titties.
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# ? Jan 20, 2021 16:54 |
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jesus WEP posted:normal vagina: insert penis please
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# ? Jan 20, 2021 17:10 |
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The Trouble with Tritties
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# ? Jan 20, 2021 17:48 |
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Jaxyon posted:YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SMILIN JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO VOTE FOR $2000 YOU GET $2000! BUT I'M A POLITICAL FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A $1400 CHECK WHEN YOU VOTE FOR ME! AND THEN YOU ADD THE SENATE TO THE MIX, THE CHANCES OF GETTING A $2000 CHECK DRASTICALLY GO DOWN! SEE THE SENATE RUNOFFS IN GEORGIA YOU GOT A $2000 CHECK. BUT I, I GOT A $1400 CHECK BECAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS I AM IN OFFICE NOW AND I'M NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO SMILING JOE YOU TAKE YOUR $2000 CHANCE MINUS MY $600 CHECK AND YOU GOT A $1400 CHECK AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE SOME SACRIFICE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY $1400 CHECK AND ADD YOUR $600 CHECK AND YOU HAVE $2000 WITHOUT HAVING TO SACRIFICE! SENIOR JOE?THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT THE MIDTERMS.
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# ? Jan 21, 2021 17:10 |
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I know they aren't related but these two right adjacent to each other was pretty funny this morning (and kebab guy was 100 fine, just sad, drunk and without a kebab.)Butterfly Valley posted:I really hope that was the sound of his kebab exploding against the pole and not his head Xarbala posted:If you don't want it then scroll past it, people have been waiting almost half a decade for this.
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# ? Jan 21, 2021 18:36 |
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I. M. Gei posted:C-SPAM has disappeared
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# ? Jan 22, 2021 05:23 |
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lmfao
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# ? Jan 22, 2021 07:27 |
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That's our El Penis.
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# ? Jan 22, 2021 09:49 |
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Pirate Radar posted:Which configuration of titties is the Lament Configuration? Two in the normal position, because you ain't getting to see them.
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# ? Jan 22, 2021 11:58 |
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Honey Im Homme posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1352392678177034242?s=20 FAUXTON posted:developing the best cabron capture technology is already a done deal just mention tesla on twitter and they just show up
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# ? Jan 22, 2021 15:18 |
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what is this posted:The first thing I noticed is the composition on both images is terrible.
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# ? Jan 22, 2021 15:25 |
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Magnetic North posted:To be fair, lots of people lie just for kicks. For instance, I just lied to a whole thread of people about how lots of people lie just for kicks.
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# ? Jan 23, 2021 02:05 |
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this feels like a sphinx said it but its not a riddle how can you lie about something that is true?
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# ? Jan 23, 2021 02:29 |
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AlmightyBob posted:How is that supposed to be tie dyed lol Assistant Manager Devil posted:It was supposed to say "guy dyed"
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# ? Jan 23, 2021 07:29 |
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Pirate Radar posted:Which configuration of titties is the Lament Configuration? Jedit posted:Two in the normal position, because you ain't getting to see them. I think you fellas might want to try asking this here joker: https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&username=lament.cfg
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# ? Jan 23, 2021 09:09 |
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Well yeah, but then states' rights have been dead a looooooong time Hot Karl Marx posted:April 12, 1861 McNally posted:November 30, 1864 actually. Wikipedia posted:States Rights Gist (September 3, 1831 – November 30, 1864) was a lawyer, a militia general in South Carolina, and a Confederate Army brigadier general who served during the American Civil War. A relative of several prominent South Carolinians, Gist rose to fame during the war but was killed at the Battle of Franklin on November 30, 1864. His name was based on the Southern states’ rights doctrine of nullification politics of his father, Nathaniel Gist.[1] Nathaniel Gist was a disciple of John C. Calhoun and chose his son's name to reflect his own political sentiments.[2]
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# ? Jan 23, 2021 13:35 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:MarioTeachesWiping is a pretty good username lol Fur20 posted:WarioTeachesWiping imo Icochet posted:If only he taught posting
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# ? Jan 23, 2021 16:14 |
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Pretty good posted:Brits have no time for mega man bc they love platformers with names like Jeffrey Jangles where the character sprite takes up a third of the screen and you press up to jump and all of the onscreen text is bouncing up and down at all times
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# ? Jan 23, 2021 20:09 |
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Big Beef City posted:Mr. Dink would mount one of those nerf basketball hoops on his dick and hang out in gym locker rooms soliciting men to slam dunk things through it directly into his rear end as he laid on his back, legs splayed upward. Shouts of "He's heating up!" and "From downtown!" often filled the air.
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# ? Jan 23, 2021 22:54 |
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Doug went harder than I remember
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# ? Jan 23, 2021 23:00 |
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Gargamel Gibson posted:One of my friends is a twin and his penis looks nothing like his sister's vagina.
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 02:57 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:I know Japan, okay, I know it EXTREMELY well and they love me over there. I fed the fish, did you see this? I fed the fish and that's not... nobody else is allowed to do that, or even WAS allowed to do that, before me. And there was so much more, of course, that they... they took me under the ground, underground they call it, to a wonderful place. A very magical place but instead of magic, you might say it was something else. And that was technology.
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 04:40 |
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I never knew I needed Trumpified anime but God drat do I.
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 06:38 |
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Marcade posted:I never knew I needed Trumpified anime but God drat do I. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trJc_t_AqVY
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 08:21 |
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Guess the thread.Yoshi Wins posted:Pull an eel out of a Hawaiian monk seal's nose, it breathes for a day. Teach a Hawaiian monk seal not to get an eel up its nose, it breathes for a lifetime. Yoshi Wins posted:Actually, I guess you breathe for a lifetime no matter what.
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Dolphin posted:ever since i had covid i do that thing where i fart a bit but then poo poo my pants. I'm genuinely terrified of farting now. my friends have asked why i don't fart anymore but i can't tell anyone because it's far too embarrassing The Saddest Rhino posted:I have never had friends who asked why I don't fart Gio posted:theyre not your friends then Acelerion posted:Covid shart doot do doot doot do do
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great name/post combo
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E.G.G.S. posted:Any attempt at The Jaunt movie would be longer than you think.
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