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Brunch Covidian posted:I'll just have to take a closer look, if it's Trump thread style poo poo is that like dog style poo poo
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Jan 23, 2021 04:51
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SchnorkIes posted:is that like dog style poo poo hmmm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQleT6BtCbE&t=162s this is wsb except theres no need to actually sell pumps to people cause they're already there on reddit and discord, primed and ready to take orders, millions of them pumping in unison
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it’s just ironic meme stock stuff a bunch of idiots day trading and accidentally establishing market trends once in a while occasionally someone will blow through a ton of money and that’s always good for a laugh
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Wondered where all the posts came from, imagine my disappointment.
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Wutang-Yutani CORP posted:What is a 51% attack? Not much, what’s a 51% attack wi*head explodes*
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where’s cumshitter anyways the only good advice to be had wrt stonks is index funds and maybe that iron condor thing
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donating my gamestop earnings to elon
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i thought the clowns in congress had one job, keeping up asset prices US equities slipped on Friday as euphoria over President Joe Biden’s spending plans gave way to concerns that the final package may be pared down in order to pass through Congress. On Wall Street, the blue-chip S&P 500 slipped 0.3 per cent, the first time this week the benchmark index has closed lower. The tech-heavy Nasdaq Composite, meanwhile, traded flat. Scepticism has grown in recent days about the Democratic party’s ability to get sufficient support to pass the entire $1.9tn package put forward by the Biden administration, given the pushback from Republican lawmakers about the plan. Economists at Oxford Economics expect Congress to eventually pass a $1.2tn programme some time in the first quarter.
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this seems like it could be a big deal https://twitter.com/nicetryofficer/status/1352672782153342976?s=21
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I R SMART LIKE ROCK posted:seriously tho I generally like your posting smythe but like lolwtf 😂
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wolfs posted:where’s cumshitter yeah pretty much, unless you want to get really involved and look up poo poo like price/earning ratios and dig into a specific industry and the companies inside of it. but you can also do that with like S&P tech sector ETFs which just replicate offshoots of the S&P 500 that are more sector focused i vaguely remember iron condor from my studies but thats way more involved than your average individual investor is going to get into. youre simultaneously buying and selling pairs of calls and puts in the hopes that the underlying stock doesnt actually move enough for any of the options to be exercised. your maximum profit comes from little to no movement in the stock price. ideally none of the options you purchase (which you would purchase to mitigate loss) and none of the options you sell (which is where the profit comes from) get exercised. the simplest explanation is that youre selling options near the money, which fetch a higher price. then you purchase options further out from the price (which are cheaper) to hedge against the loss of the options you sold. so if none of the options get exercised your profit is the sale of the near the money options - the purchase price of out of the money options. investopedia does a good breakdown of this. from what i understand WSB thinks this is a magical and bulletproof investment strategy but its really just a less risky one (even if its more complicated) with proportionately lower maximum profits and losses cumshitter has issued a correction as of 06:37 on Jan 23, 2021 |
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just a simple example cause i like brushing up my knowledge when people bring this stuff up. i dont know anything about option pricing so these likely arent anything close to real numbers McDonald's is currently $100 you sell one put option at $95 for $300 you sell one call option at $105 for $300 you buy one put option at $90 for $150 you buy one call option at $110 for $150 all of them expire in exactly two months. best case scenario: mcdonalds ends anywhere betweeen $96-$104. none of the options are exercised. you make $300 ($600 in option sales - $300 in option purchases). total profit is $300 minus trading fees worst case scenario: mcdonalds eds anywhere lower than $95 or greater than $105. your maximum loss is $200 (cause you still have the $300 from the sales). because individual options contracts represent 100 shares of stock. so if mcdonalds closes at $90 you pay the option purchaser $5 X $100, and if it drops further future losses are covered by the $90 put option you purchased. the "profit" you make on the $90 option prevents you from losing more than $200. same idea if the stock goes up cumshitter has issued a correction as of 07:07 on Jan 23, 2021 |
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any bet that isnt betting on number going up seems foolish i bet you $50 that number will go up
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bet on spacs!
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space actually has sustainable infinite exponential growth thanks to dark energy, probably. space is the one thing that could make capitalism really work.... invest in space
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is there a space spac
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mila kunis posted:is there a space spac virgin galactic used a spac to go public im not sure if theres other space companies looking to go public though there are spac etf's for the lazy people that just want to beat your average index but its easy enough to just buy some spacs edit: i forgot $NPA which is merging with that microsatellite cellular company ast & science that may or may not be vaporware thats not candy has issued a correction as of 07:19 on Jan 23, 2021 |
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i got house fomo could someone give me a house in a non crappy city if possible plz
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im on the net me boys posted:I know you’re doing irony or whatever but this post sucked some ppl gotta learn from admin https://mobile.twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/1033506727352782849
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near a subway and a bunch of restaurants and parks and maybe a body of water would be nice thx in advance
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cool av posted:space actually has sustainable infinite exponential growth thanks to dark energy, probably. no!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niZpcdp2v34
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irpoweroutlet posted:this seems like it could be a big deal uh yeah it seems so. 
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Odds on Wall Street introducing new legislature to keep things like the Gamestop trade from happening to them again? Or on /r/wallstreetbets getting shut down?
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irpoweroutlet posted:this seems like it could be a big deal lol I wonder if this would apply to teachers
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super sweet best pal posted:Odds on Wall Street introducing new legislature to keep things like the Gamestop trade from happening to them again? Or on /r/wallstreetbets getting shut down? nah big finance needs rubes to hold the bag. the house always win even if some dumb institutional short sellers get squeezed here and there
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super sweet best pal posted:Odds on Wall Street introducing new legislature to keep things like the Gamestop trade from happening to them again? Or on /r/wallstreetbets getting shut down? I don't think wall street reads reddit
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Paradoxish posted:lol I wonder if this would apply to teachers ugh. probably not, especially in chicago.
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Repeat after me: "It's already against the law, they just don't enforce it."
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Where's my loving UI money Joe!!!!
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Smythe posted:i'd prefer 1488 heil hitler, gas the jews, but, well, thats not in that picture unfortunately. huh?
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They're a deep cover nazi who got too comfortable flexing what they can get away with for their online buds, OP
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puve posted:I don't think wall street reads reddit they do now lol
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mila kunis posted:is there a space spac theres a new space themed ARK index. Not on sale yet, but soon.
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Smythe posted:theres a new space themed ARK index. Not on sale yet, but soon. Better get in on the ground floor of Morgan energy credits
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Fluoride Jones posted:Better get in on the ground floor of Morgan energy credits idk wot this is sorry
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Smythe posted:idk wot this is sorry play some fuckin Alpha Centauri, Smythe. it’s a good rear end game
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