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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

remembering this classic





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Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

:allears:
guess the irony twitter thing* of repeating a dumb thing verbatim comedically is a little hard to get

*with origins in the USSR, but I guess we also do it here with emptyquoting

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

rail europe

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Clark Nova posted:

rail europe

where do you think the emergencies are

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

....why is the fleshlight double sided?

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



pentyne posted:

....why is the fleshlight double sided?
push me, pull you

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

remembering this classic



https://twitter.com/LevineJonathan/status/1352660865531719681?s=20

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Gio
Jun 20, 2005



very normal thing to think and criticize

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

pentyne posted:

....why is the fleshlight double sided?

chinese pussy trap

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
C-spam pictures 2021: "Why is that fleshlight double-sided?"

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Jellidelic posted:

chinese pussy trap
holy poo poo

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Captured before they deleted it:

gandlethorpe
Aug 16, 2008

:gowron::m10:
https://twitter.com/thefouchoe/status/1352725489010552833?s=19

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
https://twitter.com/DeathPoss/status/1352336171121201153?s=20

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Don't want to let this be hidden in a regional thread:

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


...Iran has a B-2?

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

THS
Sep 15, 2017


this would be funnier with stalin disappearing

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

I like to think this is that same goon that larped as NASA security.

animist
Aug 28, 2018

THS posted:

this would be funnier with stalin disappearing

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Zesty posted:

I like to think this is that same goon that larped as NASA security.



the recoil from firing that piece would snap his twig loving arms lol

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Zesty posted:

I like to think this is that same goon that larped as NASA security.



I'm actually in awe of how well he photoshopped the floor together in that shot.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019



Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/CopingMAGA/status/1352813528516800512

This is what your friend sounds like after they come to your place post rave, pills still bouncing around in the back of their eyeballs, and describe the night to you.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

pentyne posted:

....why is the fleshlight double sided?

modeled on two different pornstars

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Inceltown posted:

https://twitter.com/CopingMAGA/status/1352813528516800512

This is what your friend sounds like after they come to your place post rave, pills still bouncing around in the back of their eyeballs, and describe the night to you.

the high pitched poo poo twice in 10 seconds freaked my geriatric, nearly blind, and very dying dogs the gently caress out. are they literally putting dogwhistles into videos now where people can notice them now too? gently caress!

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

pentyne posted:

....why is the fleshlight double sided?

so you can get two fresh pumps in before you have to clean out the jizz

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Ok Comboomer posted:

so you can get two fresh pumps in before you have to clean out the jizz

"clean out the jizz"???

Why would you clean it out?

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Thump! posted:

"clean out the jizz"???

Why would you clean it out?

between pumps or in general?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, 'That's the bad guy. '

gandlethorpe
Aug 16, 2008

:gowron::m10:
https://twitter.com/TheEpicDept/status/1352811796588097536?s=19

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 198 days!

wait

i thought dees was dead

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

if you take her disdain of Colin Kaepernick and apply some of Norman Finkelstein’s insight from the latest TrueAnon this becomes way funnier


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Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 198 days!

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