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^^ ahahaha oh Ben, you silly chucklefuck. Fall barefoot down a flight of lego stairs. Helen not the idiot: https://twitter.com/mimmymum/status/1353120049574326272?s=20
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I feel like Ben should be able to nail cold, crotchety old man really well: he's a conservative, by definition he's old and crotchety beyond his years, and god knows it's been established his marriage is cold and dry. But he totally flubbed the posture.
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Karia posted:I feel like Ben should be able to nail cold, crotchety old man really well: he's a conservative, by definition he's old and crotchety beyond his years, and god knows it's been established his marriage is cold and dry. But he totally flubbed the posture. His legs are too short for the proper lean back in the chair he's in. He had to sit too far forward to not look like a toddler throwing a fit.
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That photo gets used "mistakenly" so often that I have to think they're doing it on purpose at this point, they know their audience will assume it's a trans woman dominating women's sports and do no further research into it. Mission accomplished.
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Also, is trans man the right term for a high school student? Not questioning their gender identity, just questioning using "man" to describe a minor, trans or cis. Edited for grammar. Air Skwirl has a new favorite as of 05:25 on Jan 24, 2021 |
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I believe the proper high school terminology is trans bro
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Skwirl posted:Also, is transman the right term for a high school student? Not questioning their gender identity, just questioning using "man" to describe a minor, trans or cis. unless they're calling themselves a boy, yes, you use trans man the space is important - trans is an adjective, a trans man is a man. a transman would be something different from a "regular" or "normal" man.
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Arivia posted:unless they're calling themselves a boy, yes, you use trans man Noted and corrected about the space, apologies. It's probably my own brain worms but I just have flashbacks about news stories of black kids getting arrested that make sure to say "16 year old man arrested in robbery." and obviously, participating in high school sports is not the same as petty theft.
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Karia posted:I feel like Ben should be able to nail cold, crotchety old man really well: he's a conservative, by definition he's old and crotchety beyond his years, and god knows it's been established his marriage is cold and dry. But he totally flubbed the posture. He's so prissy he can't bring himself to slouch comfortably because GOOD POSTURE!!!
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repiv posted:That photo gets used "mistakenly" so often that I have to think they're doing it on purpose at this point, they know their audience will assume it's a trans woman dominating women's sports and do no further research into it. Mission accomplished.
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Smol Ben is a grade A Putz, but at least he's wearing a mask now.
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https://twitter.com/CopingMAGA/status/1353236089113251840?s=20 I love the "I've always wondered where the phrase 'the fat lady sings' comes from" and then she just says "it's a colloquialism" without explaining where it comes from. It has nothing to do with the rest of the video and you could easily leave it out, it's an opera reference. Air Skwirl has a new favorite as of 08:26 on Jan 24, 2021 |
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"But other than those, Mrs. Lincoln, how were the plays?"
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"Yeah Joe you're President now, tell Soros to turn off the pandemic!"
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Skwirl posted:https://twitter.com/CopingMAGA/status/1353236089113251840?s=20 God conservative shibboleths like “we the people” piss me off and I don’t know why It’s in the preamble you morons! That’s the least important part!
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:God conservative shibboleths like “we the people” piss me off and I don’t know why But it's the biggest part! That means it's the most important part!
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Skwirl posted:https://twitter.com/CopingMAGA/status/1353236089113251840?s=20 "This Land Is Your Land" playing in the background is pretty galling. I don't think Woody Guthrie would have much sympathy with you there pal!
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Darkhold posted:I get stuck on paraphrased 'Somewhere power was taken away from the people and given to the federal government. Trump's executive order fixes that'. So a President issuing an order with no oversight or checks that has expanded greatly since the Constitution was signed that overturns an election gives the people more power somehow. She specifically says Trump will be 19th president under the original constitution, so I guess Grant was when the constitution... ooooohhhh
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Skwirl posted:https://twitter.com/CopingMAGA/status/1353236089113251840?s=20 I've always wondered where this saying comes from, so I did some research. Turns out it's a saying! Wow!
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Haha I'm going to use that comparison a lot, it's pretty funny. Probably not satire, though
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Grem posted:Haha I'm going to use that comparison a lot, it's pretty funny. Probably not satire, though I suspect it must be, his next tweet compares how many 9.11s have occurred under Biden. The real IOSM is that trump Jr retweeted this.
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Darkhold posted:I get stuck on paraphrased 'Somewhere power was taken away from the people and given to the federal government. Trump's executive order fixes that'. So a President issuing an order with no oversight or checks that has expanded greatly since the Constitution was signed that overturns an election gives the people more power somehow. “Bill of rights first ten or so articles” It’s exactly the first ten amendments. How do they love this doc so much but not know a single thing about it?
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Ambitious Spider posted:“Bill of rights first ten or so articles” It's literally virtue signaling, the thing they project so much. "Loving the Constitution" is good so they love the Constitution, but they're intellectually lazy so why bother reading it when they can get all "knowlege" they need from a Facebook post.
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sugar mouse posted:I suspect it must be, his next tweet compares how many 9.11s have occurred under Biden. probably mistook him for the other stephen miller
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Ambitious Spider posted:“Bill of rights first ten or so articles” They know the constitution like they know the bible
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:God conservative shibboleths like “we the people” piss me off and I don’t know why I'm never going to mellow out enough with age that I won't get absolutely diabolically pissed off at using "We the People" as a direct object of the sentence. YOU DO NOT GIVE POWER TO "WE" YOU GIVE IT TO "US" DO YOU NOT GET HOW ENGLISH WORKS AAAAAA
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mrpwase posted:"This Land Is Your Land" playing in the background is pretty galling. I don't think Woody Guthrie would have much sympathy with you there pal! This machine, something something
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Gats Akimbo posted:"Yeah Joe you're President now, tell Soros to turn off the pandemic!" DO SOMETHING
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I gotta be honest, "there have been more covid deaths under Biden's first day than the first three years under Trump, where's the MSM reporting on that huh" was also the first joke I thought of, but I figured no one would be dense enough to take it seriously. Once again, I have underestimated the Trumps.
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Data Graham posted:I'm never going to mellow out enough with age that I won't get absolutely diabolically pissed off at using "We the People" as a direct object of the sentence. He also lost the popular vote (twice), the people's voices were definitely heard.
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GreenMetalSun posted:He also lost the popular vote (twice), the people's voices were definitely heard. It was still disturbingly close.
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zakharov posted:Do we really need child abuse videos itt No. No, we do not. Yes, that man in the video is an idiot - actually, far far worse than a mere "idiot" - but the primary purpose of this thread is for laughing at people. Any sort of existential horror in knowing you share a world with them, that they're allowed to vote, etc., is an ancillary benefit. If something you intend to post, especially something audiovisual is just horrifying and dispiriting, it might not be a good fit for the thread, even if it made the rounds on social media. If you'd like to discuss such things, a link to the content with a description of what the reader is about to see is just good manners. But I think drawing a hard line at "let's look at depictions of people being genuinely horrible to children" isn't unreasonable.
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