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Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.

This is all the American goon fanfiction about UK food in video form

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Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


In the U.K. you make that except with baked beans and it’s called a bean pie, it’s a Newcastle speciality.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

i am punching and kicking wildly into the air in the general direction of England in a vain attempt to end it.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Big Beef City posted:

i am punching and kicking wildly into the air in the general direction of England in a vain attempt to end it.

If 7 billion people do this at once we might have a shot.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Outrail says no but a bowl or two of weed Outrail is intrigued.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


You do what you have to do to get your kids to eat but that seems like an awful lot of garlic for something you'd feed to picky eaters.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
it shouldn't be that surprising, but enraging food videos are a legitimate Content Strategy that gets u a million clicks, so a lot of this poo poo is 100% intentional now. including roller pin arms lady

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
It's like chefclub where they marinate a chicken in butter and stuff it with a peeled carrot

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Get the gently caress out of here with the good food ideas. This thread is for disgusting poo poo on pita bread!

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen

bony tony posted:

It's like chefclub where they marinate a chicken in butter and stuff it with a peeled carrot

Or that one video where they put a whole brick of cheese inside a turkey with some potatoes.

But that's not a pizza. Is this a pizza?

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
But enough about manekish

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Pyrotoad posted:

Or that one video where they put a whole brick of cheese inside a turkey with some potatoes.

But that's not a pizza. Is this a pizza?

But-ta-key

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

shadow puppet of a posted:

And pure hamcumtower elegance from uptown bastion of refinement, Mestre Pizzaiolo



This place is not a place of honor…no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here… nothing valued is here.

What is here is dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.

The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.

The danger is to the body, and it can kill.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

ekuNNN posted:

This place is not a place of honor…no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here… nothing valued is here.

What is here is dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.

The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.

The danger is to the body, and it can kill.

Literally the sign I would put on buried treasure that I would want people to find and dig up, have these people not heard of the Streisand Effect

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Literally the sign I would put on buried treasure that I would want people to find and dig up, have these people not heard of the Streisand Effect

Or tomb raiders
Or archeologists

"haha, look at those old superstitious fools"

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Literally the sign I would put on buried treasure that I would want people to find and dig up, have these people not heard of the Streisand Effect

There’s a reason that message is a proposed warning to keep hypothetical future societies away from nuclear waste, and not something anybody actually went with. Currently the strategy is to bury it deep enough that people would need at least the equivalent of 19th century mining equipment to find it, which is how we discovered the stuff in the first place.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Just seal it in concrete and dump it into the Marianas Trench. Buried under a few hundred meters of sludge and sucked into the earth's crust long for a few millions years. By the time it spews out of a volcano it'll be mostly inert.

In addition to safely getting rid of that pizza we could dump nuclear waste down there too.

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem


This was posted on Facebook today

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


nope. I know what top-tier quality pizz looks like and this aint it.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

By popular demand posted:

nope. I know what top-tier quality pizz looks like and this aint it.

Decided to take a look at pizza in Israel






Bonus image

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie


Her husband married her for her looks, right?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

re: Pizza in Israel

"You want the vomit, the beet, or the festering open wound?"
"Geez, that's a tough call..."

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Dear Watson posted:



This was posted on Facebook today

Just gotta invert color and you're good to go


I bet this one is actually really good. It's the kind of late night slice where I'm like, "that's disgusting, it's perfect". I'll take that nice wide one at the bottom of the frame.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

I bet this one is actually really good. It's the kind of late night slice where I'm like, "that's disgusting, it's perfect". I'll take that nice wide one at the bottom of the frame.

yeah it's just so orange it reminded me of garfieldEATS

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfzB3w38Hls

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Dear Watson posted:



This was posted on Facebook today

Looks like blood sausage

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Dear Watson posted:



This was posted on Facebook today

I’d like to see a picture after they bake it

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
It’s a steal at $19 whether it’s baked or not!

Zushio
May 8, 2008
Since Domino's is half priced on Mondays around here I figured I would grab one. When I went down to add well done to the special instructions I noticed the Cut option. I had never really made note of it before, but spurred on by recent discussion I decided to delve the unknown.



We truly live in interesting times. It also explains why once I got an uncut pizza delivered after drunkenly ordering in the middle of the night once.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Brain Curry posted:

I’d like to see a picture after they bake it

gently caress baking it, that poo poo needs an exorcism. :stare:

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

Ah yes I love when tortilla chips are all soft and wet in tiny flakes

Not even going to give Mtn Dew the dignity of commenting.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Nothing better to pair a slice of Dorito and Mountain Dew pizza with than a Monster Ultra White Energy drink :discourse:

nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008
I love how he blames the tomatoes for oil and not the mountain dew, doritos or the likely bottom shelf cheese.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I hate when I cut a tomato and all of the oil comes out on the counter.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




Definitely not a “worst pizza” candidate but I thought the thread would enjoy.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Cartoon Man posted:



Definitely not a “worst pizza” candidate but I thought the thread would enjoy.

I would eat this, but I'd also be the first to admit it looks like a bunch of red barnacles.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Cartoon Man posted:



Definitely not a “worst pizza” candidate but I thought the thread would enjoy.

The perfect pizza.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

I feel like that pizza could bite me

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


That pizza would gently caress me up good I’d probably get two because a cold from the fridge version of it would be a wild ride. Also a hastily reheated in the microwave version where the pepperoni turned into jagged shards. Make it three.

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
thread content: I always microwave my leftover pizza. If it's a legit 800 degree oven crispy crust, I've never had leftovers of that. Papa john's or something? Why not? 30-60 seconds depending on thickness of crust and number of slices. Perfectly delicious.

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