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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



PokeJoe posted:

theres an old yospos thread of people doing this kinda

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3764241

*makes jerk off motion* eventually!

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
call me when they can simulate pain and shock my anus in the cloud

syntaxrigger
Jul 7, 2011

Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?


going to add shitposting from beyond the grave to my will

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Alan Smithee posted:

call me when they can simulate pain and shock my anus in the cloud
roko's dildolisk

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I have no cheeks and I must spread :goatsecx:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



renting an ec2 instance to berate my kids and grandkids in perpetuity via phone, or im, or facebook message

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Carthag Tuek posted:

lmao this is so stupid

lol i once tried to exfiltrate a friend's aim chatlogs via floppy. the little drive thrashing tipped him off tho and i never got that blackmail material

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Fart Sandwiches posted:

lol i once tried to exfiltrate a friend's aim chatlogs via floppy. the little drive thrashing tipped him off tho and i never got that blackmail material

pretty sure you trying to gently caress your friend's computer is blackmail material in itself

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Fart Sandwiches posted:

lol i once tried to exfiltrate a friend's aim chatlogs via floppy. the little drive thrashing tipped him off tho and i never got that blackmail material

lmao why was there never a scene like this in any hacker movie?

floppies and hard disks were loud as gently caress

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
they were

it was usually the baseline for a Crystal Method/Orbital/Chemical Brothers soundtrack

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i mean like the protagonist desperately trying to shield the chunk-whirr noises while a guard walks by the door

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTEbD6t4wiA

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Carthag Tuek posted:

lmao why was there never a scene like this in any hacker movie?

floppies and hard disks were loud as gently caress

uh that's an amazing idea and I'm definitely gonna try to find a way to use it in my ~writings~

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



sure, for a mention in the acknowledgements :hehe:

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Carthag Tuek posted:

lmao why was there never a scene like this in any hacker movie?

floppies and hard disks were loud as gently caress

back in the dark age of camelot days, players would listen closely for hard drive ticks, because when the game engine saw that you were within 500 feet of another player it loaded their textures and models even if they were on the far side of a hill hiding. Lagdar was key to winning fights

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

that cracktro

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Jonny 290 posted:

back in the dark age of camelot days, players would listen closely for hard drive ticks, because when the game engine saw that you were within 500 feet of another player it loaded their textures and models even if they were on the far side of a hill hiding. Lagdar was key to winning fights

i was never an online gamer, but there were a couple games where i could tell how far they had loaded by the sound from hearing the "melody" so much

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Crystal had the best cracktros. they were usually made by Melon Dezign (probably they shared members but i never checked)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9TB358j2qM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GilzdB2PTG4

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



oh also the music in that first one is by Mark Knight aka TDK aka madfiddler (he also plays electric violin), there's a bunch of his stuff on the tubes new & old

Carthag Tuek fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Jan 22, 2021

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Carthag Tuek posted:

Crystal had the best cracktros. they were usually made by Melon Dezign (probably they shared members but i never checked)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9TB358j2qM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GilzdB2PTG4

i always love these. nostalgia, i suppose, but also pretty decent electronic music made in a really interesting way

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



yeah theyre really good :hfive:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



also lol i actually forgot that the UAE amiga emulator simulates the disk drive noises (one minute into the second cracktro)

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Jonny 290 posted:

back in the dark age of camelot days, players would listen closely for hard drive ticks, because when the game engine saw that you were within 500 feet of another player it loaded their textures and models even if they were on the far side of a hill hiding. Lagdar was key to winning fights

doom 3 was devoid of jump scares once i realized the same thing happened while going through corridors

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


It makes me extremely happy to know that TDK is still writing music and also that the demoscene is still going, even if it's smaller (and in the UK, almost nonexistent :c)

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/maxseddon/status/1352280501764108289

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
as a canadian this is just the best poo poo

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






The Russian kids are alright

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






It's kind of sad though that a racist nazi homophobe like Navalny is the country's best hope. But it is what it is.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



spankmeister posted:

It's kind of sad though that a racist nazi homophobe like Navalny is the country's best hope. But it is what it is.

incremental upgrades

Acer Pilot
Feb 17, 2007
put the 'the' in therapist

:dukedog:

did they speed up that video or do kids just speak really fast now

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Acer Pilot posted:

did they speed up that video or do kids just speak really fast now

bit of both

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
wow look at this guy who doesn't consume all media at 1.25-1.5x speed

welcome to the future old man

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


infernal machines posted:

wow look at this guy who doesn't consume all media at 1.25-1.5x speed

welcome to the future old man

thanks, I hate it

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


https://twitter.com/for2ate/status/1353158255984439296

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

infernal machines posted:

wow look at this guy who doesn't consume all media at 1.25-1.5x speed

welcome to the future old man

Learn to unlock: the Influencer Frequency

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Carthag Tuek posted:

somewhere i have 2-3 years worth of hotline chats from the servers i was a member of around the turn of the millenium

i obsessively saved them for some reason

like if my client crashed, i would beg the others to copy/paste the chat to me

found one from 9/11

pre:
    iMorpheus:  hey carth.
Kamerad Karth:  hey
Kamerad Karth:  this is hosed up man
       Brains:  Bigtime
 diamondgeeza:  theres a gas leak or summit, and the other tower has collapsed
Squee and Ivy:  pelestinians are cheering on channel 11
Squee and Ivy:  palestenians*
 diamondgeeza:  gonna go watch the tv again brb
<T.P>*Respect:  ok
<T.P>*Respect:  Palestiinians have denied it already
       Brains:  So have the Taliban
Kamerad Karth:  I'm suspecting Iraq
Kamerad Karth:  I have no idea though
<T.P>*Respect:  Just coz they deny itdont make them innopcent
Kamerad Karth:  they are too small
Kamerad Karth:  they dont have the resources
Kamerad Karth:  not without external help
lol i was a dumbass

TimWinter
Mar 30, 2015

https://timsthebomb.com

this rules so hard

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

TimWinter posted:

this rules so hard

third reply is someone :qq: about anti-irish racism ("paddy wagon is an offensive term")

i loving hate twitter so much

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Sagebrush posted:

third reply is someone :qq: about anti-irish racism ("paddy wagon is an offensive term")

i loving hate twitter so much

never don’t skip replies.

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnbl9CZ9tOI

lol the future of warfare right here :o:

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