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PokeJoe posted:theres an old yospos thread of people doing this kinda *makes jerk off motion* eventually!
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# ? Jan 22, 2021 19:27 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 00:16 |
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call me when they can simulate pain and shock my anus in the cloud
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# ? Jan 22, 2021 20:44 |
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going to add shitposting from beyond the grave to my will
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# ? Jan 22, 2021 20:45 |
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Alan Smithee posted:call me when they can simulate pain and shock my anus in the cloud
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# ? Jan 22, 2021 20:47 |
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I have no cheeks and I must spread
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# ? Jan 22, 2021 20:49 |
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renting an ec2 instance to berate my kids and grandkids in perpetuity via phone, or im, or facebook message
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# ? Jan 22, 2021 20:50 |
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Carthag Tuek posted:lmao this is so stupid lol i once tried to exfiltrate a friend's aim chatlogs via floppy. the little drive thrashing tipped him off tho and i never got that blackmail material
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# ? Jan 22, 2021 20:58 |
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Fart Sandwiches posted:lol i once tried to exfiltrate a friend's aim chatlogs via floppy. the little drive thrashing tipped him off tho and i never got that blackmail material pretty sure you trying to gently caress your friend's computer is blackmail material in itself
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# ? Jan 22, 2021 21:24 |
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Fart Sandwiches posted:lol i once tried to exfiltrate a friend's aim chatlogs via floppy. the little drive thrashing tipped him off tho and i never got that blackmail material lmao why was there never a scene like this in any hacker movie? floppies and hard disks were loud as gently caress
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# ? Jan 22, 2021 21:33 |
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they were it was usually the baseline for a Crystal Method/Orbital/Chemical Brothers soundtrack
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# ? Jan 22, 2021 21:37 |
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i mean like the protagonist desperately trying to shield the chunk-whirr noises while a guard walks by the door
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# ? Jan 22, 2021 21:39 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTEbD6t4wiA
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# ? Jan 22, 2021 21:40 |
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Carthag Tuek posted:lmao why was there never a scene like this in any hacker movie? uh that's an amazing idea and I'm definitely gonna try to find a way to use it in my ~writings~
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# ? Jan 22, 2021 21:43 |
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sure, for a mention in the acknowledgements
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# ? Jan 22, 2021 21:44 |
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Carthag Tuek posted:lmao why was there never a scene like this in any hacker movie? back in the dark age of camelot days, players would listen closely for hard drive ticks, because when the game engine saw that you were within 500 feet of another player it loaded their textures and models even if they were on the far side of a hill hiding. Lagdar was key to winning fights
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# ? Jan 22, 2021 21:48 |
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that cracktro
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# ? Jan 22, 2021 21:50 |
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Jonny 290 posted:back in the dark age of camelot days, players would listen closely for hard drive ticks, because when the game engine saw that you were within 500 feet of another player it loaded their textures and models even if they were on the far side of a hill hiding. Lagdar was key to winning fights i was never an online gamer, but there were a couple games where i could tell how far they had loaded by the sound from hearing the "melody" so much
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# ? Jan 22, 2021 21:52 |
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infernal machines posted:that cracktro Crystal had the best cracktros. they were usually made by Melon Dezign (probably they shared members but i never checked) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9TB358j2qM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GilzdB2PTG4
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# ? Jan 22, 2021 21:53 |
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oh also the music in that first one is by Mark Knight aka TDK aka madfiddler (he also plays electric violin), there's a bunch of his stuff on the tubes new & old
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Carthag Tuek posted:Crystal had the best cracktros. they were usually made by Melon Dezign (probably they shared members but i never checked) i always love these. nostalgia, i suppose, but also pretty decent electronic music made in a really interesting way
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# ? Jan 22, 2021 22:07 |
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yeah theyre really good
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# ? Jan 22, 2021 22:20 |
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also lol i actually forgot that the UAE amiga emulator simulates the disk drive noises (one minute into the second cracktro)
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# ? Jan 22, 2021 22:23 |
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Jonny 290 posted:back in the dark age of camelot days, players would listen closely for hard drive ticks, because when the game engine saw that you were within 500 feet of another player it loaded their textures and models even if they were on the far side of a hill hiding. Lagdar was key to winning fights doom 3 was devoid of jump scares once i realized the same thing happened while going through corridors
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# ? Jan 22, 2021 23:45 |
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It makes me extremely happy to know that TDK is still writing music and also that the demoscene is still going, even if it's smaller (and in the UK, almost nonexistent :c)
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# ? Jan 23, 2021 20:01 |
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https://twitter.com/maxseddon/status/1352280501764108289
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# ? Jan 23, 2021 20:27 |
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as a canadian this is just the best poo poo
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# ? Jan 23, 2021 20:39 |
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The Russian kids are alright
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# ? Jan 23, 2021 20:39 |
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It's kind of sad though that a racist nazi homophobe like Navalny is the country's best hope. But it is what it is.
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# ? Jan 23, 2021 20:40 |
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spankmeister posted:It's kind of sad though that a racist nazi homophobe like Navalny is the country's best hope. But it is what it is. incremental upgrades
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# ? Jan 23, 2021 20:55 |
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did they speed up that video or do kids just speak really fast now
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Acer Pilot posted:did they speed up that video or do kids just speak really fast now bit of both
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 00:05 |
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wow look at this guy who doesn't consume all media at 1.25-1.5x speed welcome to the future old man
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 00:14 |
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infernal machines posted:wow look at this guy who doesn't consume all media at 1.25-1.5x speed thanks, I hate it
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 01:52 |
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https://twitter.com/for2ate/status/1353158255984439296
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infernal machines posted:wow look at this guy who doesn't consume all media at 1.25-1.5x speed Learn to unlock: the Influencer Frequency
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 04:36 |
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Carthag Tuek posted:somewhere i have 2-3 years worth of hotline chats from the servers i was a member of around the turn of the millenium found one from 9/11 pre:iMorpheus: hey carth. Kamerad Karth: hey Kamerad Karth: this is hosed up man Brains: Bigtime diamondgeeza: theres a gas leak or summit, and the other tower has collapsed Squee and Ivy: pelestinians are cheering on channel 11 Squee and Ivy: palestenians* diamondgeeza: gonna go watch the tv again brb <T.P>*Respect: ok <T.P>*Respect: Palestiinians have denied it already Brains: So have the Taliban Kamerad Karth: I'm suspecting Iraq Kamerad Karth: I have no idea though <T.P>*Respect: Just coz they deny itdont make them innopcent Kamerad Karth: they are too small Kamerad Karth: they dont have the resources Kamerad Karth: not without external help
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 14:10 |
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this rules so hard
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 20:40 |
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TimWinter posted:this rules so hard third reply is someone about anti-irish racism ("paddy wagon is an offensive term") i loving hate twitter so much
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 20:50 |
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Sagebrush posted:third reply is someone about anti-irish racism ("paddy wagon is an offensive term") never don’t skip replies.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnbl9CZ9tOI lol the future of warfare right here
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