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What would trump have done if he were still prez
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bombed the boat 10 10.53%
told the beautiful boaters to ram the boat 45 47.37%
https://i.imgur.com/BvIBJji.jpg 40 42.11%
Total: 95 votes
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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1353734120325730310

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


lmao the gop is a mess

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


gimme my loving money now

ohrwurm
Jun 25, 2003


get hosed tree of liberty, never liked you

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

this is so embarrassing, holy gently caress

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
FF7 isn't even the best drummer in the Beatles.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

who would you rather back? the supreme, disembodied, g*d-like superhumans that can shape the weather and cause MAGA shitheads to drown in some shallow pond? or the old, bitter, old doofuses who didn't prepare for the cold weather and will freeze to death because of their myopic autofellating fart huffing?

hmmmmm

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
I mean the best final fantasy is FFXIV, and only those who haven’t played it would disagree

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
please stop posting cats im allergic

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
I own multiple FFXIV soundtracks. put this on my tombstone

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

im the medical tyranny

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


PyPy posted:

I mean the best final fantasy is FFXIV, and only those who haven’t played it would disagree

it’s Tactics followed by FF8

Aceofblue
Feb 26, 2009



Gringostar posted:

ff10 is better than 7

and ff10 isn't even the best final fantasy game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
https://youtu.be/_LIw6Vnt2MI

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

it’s Tactics followed by FF8

:hmmno:

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


:thunk:

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
Where's tump?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
imagine liking final fantasy 10

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



https://twitter.com/thehill/status/265239135772606464

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

:trumppop:

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

lol this guy
https://twitter.com/martin509984/status/1353538774408507392

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
although yes 10 is much better than 8, the worst one

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
imagine imagining

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

PT 2/19

Aceofblue
Feb 26, 2009



I just got this email from work

quote:

" There have been several reports lately of an angry woman in a brown/tan truck with political slogan flags driving around near the vehicle pen yelling threats at State Employees. Please be safe: stay aware of your surroundings and make sure that no one enters the vehicle pen after you."

lmfao 150% sure it's some trumper who decided that driving around the government property that houses environmental and public health labs is the way to make her complains heard. :allears: We're not even downtown or near the statehouse!

SirBukkake
Aug 24, 2006
Idk some black dude
FF3 is the best final fantasy because you fight a version of Tmuuyt in his gold castle. Also those onion kids are cool and good

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I can't wait until we get FF69.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
it owns that all the state party operations for the GOP were taken over by Q psychos over the past year or two

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



emfive posted:

I confess that for a really long time I didn't realize that Kelly comics were literally Onion satire

I confess that I learned this fact just now reading your post

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

UFOTacoMan posted:

Where's tump?

For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is DONALFD TROOMP? This is DONALFD TROOMP speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing—you who dread knowledge—I am the man who will now tell you.” The chief engineer was the only one able to move; he ran to a television set and struggled frantically with its dials. But the screen remained empty; the speaker had not chosen to be seen. Only his voice filled the airways of the country—of the world, thought the chief engineer—sounding as if he were speaking here, in this room, not to a group, but to one man; it was not the tone of addressing a meeting, but the tone of addressing a mind.

“You have heard it said that this is an age of moral crisis. You have said it yourself, half in fear, half in hope that the words had no meaning. You have cried that man’s sins are destroying the world and you have cursed human nature for its unwillingness to practice the virtues you demanded. Since virtue, to you, consists of sacrifice, you have demanded more sacrifices at every successive disaster. In the name of a return to morality, you have sacrificed all those evils which you held as the cause of your plight. You have sacrificed justice to mercy. You have sacrificed independence to unity. You have sacrificed reason to faith. You have sacrificed wealth to need. You have sacrificed self-esteem to self-denial. You have sacrificed happiness to duty.

“You have destroyed all that which you held to be evil and achieved all that which you held to be good. Why, then, do you shrink in horror from the sight of the world around you? That world is not the product of your sins, it is the product and the image of your virtues. It is your moral ideal brought into reality in its full and final perfection. You have fought for it, you have dreamed of it, and you have wished it, and I—I am the man who has granted you your wish.

“Your ideal had an implacable enemy, which your code of morality was designed to destroy. I have withdrawn that enemy. I have taken it out of your way and out of your reach. I have removed the source of all those evils you were sacrificing one by one. I have ended your battle. I have stopped your motor. I have deprived your world of man’s mind.

“Men do not live by the mind, you say? I have withdrawn those who do. The mind is impotent, you say? I have withdrawn those whose mind isn’t. There are values higher than the mind, you say? I have withdrawn those for whom there aren’t.

“While you were dragging to your sacrificial altars the men of justice, of independence, of reason, of wealth, of self-esteem—I beat you to it, I reached them first. I told them the nature of the game you were playing and the nature of that moral code of yours, which they had been too innocently generous to grasp. I showed them the way to live by another morality—mine. It is mine that they chose to follow.

“All the men who have vanished, the men you hated, yet dreaded to lose, it is I who have taken them away from you. Do not attempt to find us. We do not choose to be found. Do not cry that it is our duty to serve you. We do not recognize such duty. Do not cry that you need us. We do not consider need a claim. Do not cry that you own us. You don’t. Do not beg us to return. We are on strike, we, the men of the mind.

“We are on strike against self-immolation. We are on strike against the creed of unearned rewards and unrewarded duties. We are on strike against the dogma that the pursuit of one’s happiness is evil. We are on strike against the doctrine that life is guilt.

“There is a difference between our strike and all those you’ve practiced for centuries: our strike consists, not of making demands, but of granting them. We are evil, according to your morality. We have chosen not to harm you any longer. We are useless, according to your economics. We have chosen not to exploit you any longer. We are dangerous and to be shackled, according to your politics. We have chosen not to endanger you, nor to wear the shackles any longer. We are only an illusion, according to your philosophy. We have chosen not to blind you any longer and have left you free to face reality—the reality you wanted, the world as you see it now, a world without mind.

“We have granted you everything you demanded of us, we who had always been the givers, but have only now understood it. We have no demands to present to you, no terms to bargain about, no compromise to reach. You have nothing to offer us. We do not need you.

“Are you now crying: No, this was not what you wanted? A mindless world of ruins was not your goal? You did not want us to leave you? You moral cannibals, I know that you’ve always known what it was that you wanted. But your game is up, because now we know it, too.

“Through centuries of scourges and disasters, brought about by your code of morality, you have cried that your code had been broken, that the scourges were punishment for breaking it, that men were too weak and too selfish to spill all the blood it required. You damned man, you damned existence, you damned this earth, but never dared to question your code. Your victims took the blame and struggled on, with your curses as reward for their martyrdom—while you went on crying that your code was noble, but human nature was not good enough to practice it. And no one rose to ask the question: Good?—by what standard?

“You wanted to know DONALFD TROOMP’s identity. I am the man who has asked that question.

“Yes, this is an age of moral crisis. Yes, you are bearing punishment for your evil. But it is not man who is now on trial and it is not human nature that will take the blame. It is your moral code that’s through, this time. Your moral code has reached its climax, the blind alley at the end of its course. And if you wish to go on living, what you now need is not to return to morality—you who have never known any—but to discover it.

“You have heard no concepts of morality but the mystical or the social. You have been taught that morality is a code of behavior imposed on you by whim, the whim of a supernatural power or the whim of society, to serve God’s purpose or your neighbor’s welfare, to please an authority beyond the grave or else next door—but not to serve your life or pleasure. Your pleasure, you have been taught, is to be found in immorality, your interests would best be served by evil, and any moral code must be designed not for you, but against you, not to further your life, but to drain it.

“For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between those who claimed that your life belongs to God and those who claimed that it belongs to your neighbors—between those who preached that the good is self-sacrifice for the sake of ghosts in heaven and those who preached that the good is self-sacrifice for the sake of incompetents on earth. And no one came to say that your life belongs to you and that the good is to live it.

“Both sides agreed that morality demands the surrender of your self-interest and of your mind, that the moral and the practical are opposites, that morality is not the province of reason, but the province of faith and force. Both sides agreed that no rational morality is possible, that there is no right or wrong in reason—that in reason there’s no reason to be moral.

“Whatever else they fought about, it was against man’s mind that all your moralists have stood united. It was man’s mind that all their schemes and systems were intended to despoil and destroy. Now choose to perish or to learn that the anti-mind is the anti-life.

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron—without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think.

“But to think is an act of choice. The key to what you so recklessly call ‘human nature,’ the open secret you live with, yet dread to name, is the fact that man is a being of volitional consciousness. Reason does not work automatically; thinking is not a mechanical process; the connections of logic are not made by instinct. The function of your stomach, lungs or heart is automatic; the function of your mind is not. In any hour and issue of your life, you are free to think or to evade that effort. But you are not free to escape from your nature, from the fact that reason is your means of survival—so that for you, who are a human being, the question ‘to be or not to be’ is the question ‘to’ think or not to think.’

“A being of volitional consciousness has no automatic course of behavior. He needs a code of values to guide his actions. ‘Value’ is that which one acts to gain and keep, ‘virtue’ is the action by which one gains and keeps it. ‘Value’ presupposes an answer to the question: of value to whom and for what? ‘Value’ presupposes a standard, a purpose and the necessity of action in the face of an alternative. Where there are no alternatives, no values are possible.

“There is only one fundamental alternative in the universe: existence or non-existence—and it pertains to a single class of entities: to living organisms. The existence of inanimate matter is unconditional, the existence of life is not; it depends on a specific course of action. Matter is indestructible, it changes its forms, but it cannot cease to exist. It is only a living organism that faces a constant alternative: the issue of life or death. Life is a process of self-sustaining and-self-generated action. If an organism fails in that action, it does; its chemical elements remain, but its life goes out of existence. It is only the concept of ‘Life’ that makes the concept of ‘Value’ possible. It is only to a living entity that things can be good or evil.

“A plant must feed itself in order to live; the sunlight, the water, the chemicals it needs are the values its nature has set it to pursue; its life is the standard of value directing its actions. But a plant has no choice of action; there are alternatives in the conditions it encounters, but there is no alternative in its function: it acts automatically to further its life, it cannot act for its own destruction.

“An animal is equipped for sustaining its life; its senses provide it with an automatic code of action, an automatic knowledge of what is good for it or evil. It has no power to extend its knowledge or to evade it. In conditions where its knowledge proves inadequate, it dies. But so long as it lives, it acts on its knowledge, with automatic safety and no power of choice, it is unable to ignore its own good, unable to decide to choose the evil and act as its own destroyer.

“Man has no automatic code of survival. His particular distinction from all other living species is the necessity to act in the face of alternatives by means of volitional choice. He has no automatic knowledge of what is good for him or evil, what values his life depends on, what course of action it requires. Are you prattling about an instinct of self-preservation? An instinct of self-preservation is precisely what man does not possess. An ‘instinct’ is an unerring and automatic form of knowledge. A desire is not an instinct. A desire to live does not give you the knowledge required for living. And even man’s desire to live is not automatic: your secret evil today is that that is the desire you do not hold. Your fear of death is not a love of life and will not give you the knowledge needed to keep it. Man must obtain his knowledge and choose his actions by a process of thinking, which nature will not force him t9 perform. Man has the power to act as his own destroyer—and that is the way he has acted through most of his history.

“A living entity that regarded its means of survival as evil, would not survive. A plant that struggled to mangle its roots, a bird that fought to break its wings would not remain for long in the existence they affronted. But the history of man has been a struggle to deny and to destroy his mind.

“Man has been called a rational being, but rationality is a matter of choice—and the alternative his nature offers him is: rational being or suicidal animal. Man has to be man—by choice; he has to hold his life as a value—by choice: he has to learn to sustain it—by choice; he has to discover the values it requires and practice his virtues—by choice.

“A code of values accepted by choice is a code of morality.

“Whoever you are, you who are hearing me now, I am speaking to whatever living remnant is left uncorrupted within you, to the remnant of the human, to your mind, and I say: There is a morality of reason, a morality proper to man, and Man’s Life is its standard of value.

“All that which is proper to the life of a rational being is the good; all that which destroys it is the evil.

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

medical tyranny is a new one

ay yo gimme that vaccine medical tyranny i dont give a gently caress

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Sir Tonk posted:

it owns that all the state party operations for the GOP were taken over by Q psychos over the past year or two

lmao they’re going to end up with a non-insignificant portion of the house by 2022 we’re about to have Q-caucus

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

I stumbled ass-backwards into a comfortable, easy life for reasons beyond my comprehension and now I think I'm better than you for it.

PyPy posted:

I need the story lol

It's back down again to opening already

wow such rational market

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

tahts a big ol yikes

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
this will trigger ptsd in all FFXIV players


https://youtu.be/2WR1-pds8qM

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die

tenderjerk posted:

Still don't know who jimmy dore is, still don't care :smug:

imagine the worst possible left wing podcast host, and he's a baby boomer instead of a 36 year old

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

lmao they’re going to end up with a non-insignificant portion of the house by 2022 we’re about to have Q-caucus

america deserves it

and i hope they save all those kids from the underground DNC adrenochrome extraction centers in DC and Hollywood.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


the best ff is ogre battle

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Just as an FYI: all final fantasy games suck

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