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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
The Cumaean Sybil also made the mistake of asking for vastly extended life without pausing her aging and ended up shriveling up into a bug.

wikipedia posted:

Although she was a mortal, the Sibyl lived about a thousand years. She attained this longevity when Apollo offered to grant her a wish in exchange for her virginity; she took a handful of sand and asked to live for as many years as the grains of sand she held. Later, after she refused the god's love, he allowed her body to wither away because she failed to ask for eternal youth. Her body grew smaller with age and eventually was kept in a jar (ampulla). Eventually only her voice was left (Metamorphoses 14; compare the myth of Tithonus).[4]
The Cumaean gets name-checked at the start of The Waste Land.

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hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

wow all these myths are depressing as hell

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

hiddenriverninja posted:

wow all these myths are depressing as hell

Have you ever read any myths?

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


I'm pretty sure most myths were written to explain why poo poo sucks.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Lurdiak posted:

I'm pretty sure most myths were written to explain why poo poo sucks.

That, and to have someone you can point at and go "Haha, this guy's poo poo sucks so much worse than mine!"

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
"But can't things be a little better than this?"
"Know who else asked that? Prometheus. Now he's getting his liver eaten every day. You want your liver eaten every day? No? Shut up and get back to shovelling."

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer






Future State: The Next Batman #1

Squidster
Oct 7, 2008

✋😢Life's just better with Ominous Gloves🤗🧤
More people should be reading Shiori Experience.
So there's this band, right? A teacher and her misfit students who got kicked out of the other music clubs.


Somehow, they managed to squeak their way onto the line-up at the big interschool festival.


Nobody expects anything from them.




Alacron
Feb 15, 2007

-->Have tearful reunion with your son
-->Eh
Fun Shoe
That's some good art.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Shiori Experience is hitting all the tropes, in a good way.

Kurt Cobain just showed up.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
I take it the previous 7 volume covers reference famous album covers as well?

Squidster
Oct 7, 2008

✋😢Life's just better with Ominous Gloves🤗🧤

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

I take it the previous 7 volume covers reference famous album covers as well?


The whole series is a tribute to the authors' love of Jimi Hendrix and Cobain. The protagonist is possessed by Hendrix's ghost, who refused heaven so he could stay closer to the music.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

I take it the previous 7 volume covers reference famous album covers as well?

Until you asked it somehow never occurred to me the Gorillaz resemblance was intentional. Noticed it, just didn't *notice* it, if that makes any sense.

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAaaAAAaaAAaAA
AAAAAAAaAAAAAaaAAA
AAAA
AaAAaaA
AAaaAAAAaaaAAAAAAA
AaaAaaAAAaaaaaAA

Yeah I feel like the lede was buried there considering the protagonist is being haunted by the ghost of Jimi Hendrix who is going to be her guitar mentor.

Gologle
Apr 15, 2013

The Gologle Posting Experience.

<3

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
Is this Silver Surfer Black? That’s Cates as well, right?

Gologle
Apr 15, 2013

The Gologle Posting Experience.

<3
It's from Dan Slott's recent run of the FF. I don't know why I keep buying it, but it hasn't been absolutely terrible, so...

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

Nilbop posted:

Is this Silver Surfer Black? That’s Cates as well, right?

Is he maybe reflecting blackness around him?

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

ManiacClown posted:

Is he maybe reflecting blackness around him?

Surfer has been black for a little while now. Knull cracked his exterior and infected him, he got better but he's kept the coloration.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Also I think he's supposed to be stuck intangible now iirc but hell I can't remember


Anyway, Annihilation Scourge - Beta Ray Bill: An evil Dr. Strange from another universe has invaded a peaceful world where Beta Ray Bill and Lockjaw were hanging out.





(before you ask, Lockjaw's fine)

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Man, for a space horse with a magic hammer it's hard to think of a time when they've dropped the ball with Bill.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Dawgstar posted:

Man, for a space horse with a magic hammer it's hard to think of a time when they've dropped the ball with Bill.

"Let us be good" is some inspiring poo poo

Baron Von Ghoulosh
Dec 16, 2005

There was a time when I fed from golden chalices,
but now...

Now, I feed as
an old man pees.

Nilbop posted:

Is this Silver Surfer Black? That’s Cates as well, right?

Like everything else currently in the MU, he's been knullified.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Dawgstar posted:

Man, for a space horse with a magic hammer it's hard to think of a time when they've dropped the ball with Bill.

On the exact same wavelength because I thought the same thing when I read that. Somehow this fan favourite character has evaded both overuse and falling into obscurity and whenever he's used (to my knowledge, which is not comprehensive!) they seem to knock it out of the park.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Baron Von Ghoulosh posted:

Like everything else currently in the MU, he's been knullified.

Swedes everywhere start laughing uncontrollably.

kujeger
Feb 19, 2004

OH YES HA HA

Samovar posted:

Swedes everywhere start laughing uncontrollably.

hey now, it's the same in norwegian as well

Squidster
Oct 7, 2008

✋😢Life's just better with Ominous Gloves🤗🧤
Immortal Hulk 42
Gyrich is being his usual charming self.



Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Squidster posted:

Immortal Hulk 42
Gyrich is being his usual charming self.

People poo poo on Gyrich too much.

Gyrich vs. M'Baku, from Black Panther #35

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Lobok posted:

On the exact same wavelength because I thought the same thing when I read that. Somehow this fan favourite character has evaded both overuse and falling into obscurity and whenever he's used (to my knowledge, which is not comprehensive!) they seem to knock it out of the park.

Annihilators wasn't bad, but it was kinda mediocre compared to the Abnett/Lanning galactic poo poo from before.

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

Parahexavoctal posted:

People poo poo on Gyrich too much.

Gyrich vs. M'Baku, from Black Panther #35



I feel like there's two different scenes trying to happen here.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
King In Black - Black Knight: The Black Knight wields a cursed sword called the Ebony Blade, forged by Merlin in Camelot. It's cursed because it causes a crazy bloodlust in its wielder and only the pure of heart can resist it. Or so we thought. Dane Whitman, the current Black Knight, has found that the history of his "noble" family line is a lie, the blade's magic only works in the hands of the impure, and it's caused him to freeze up in a mini-breakdown in the middle of a fight.

(oh and he's in Shanghai fighting symbiote demons with Chinese heroes Aero and Sword Master)







Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!
Good to see All-Black the Necrosword in action again.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Toshimo posted:

Good to see All-Black the Necrosword in action again.

Didn't Knull end up with that somehow?

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
That's not the Necrosword and

Skwirl posted:

Didn't Knull end up with that somehow?

Knull made it though I'm pretty sure he doesn't actually have it now

TwoPair fucked around with this message at 05:48 on Feb 9, 2021

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


It's funny that whatever the deal is with Black Knight's dark sword keeps changing. The lamest version of course being a sword that if you ever cut someone with it you get cursed. Why would anyone ever use that as a weapon.

OnimaruXLR
Sep 15, 2007
Lurklurklurklurklurk
I would've never believed it, but after all this Knull poo poo, I'm glad that movie Venom doesn't have the white spider on him

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Kill Six Billion Demons is just page after page of Final Fantasy limit breaks lately





Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Yeah, this whole final chapter has been extremely :black101: so far.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Parahexavoctal posted:

People poo poo on Gyrich too much.
I don't know who this Gryrich is but I think he needs to get shat on a whole lot more.

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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Proteus Jones posted:

Yeah, this whole final chapter has been extremely :black101: so far.

This is only an 8 finger technique! What does a 10 finger technique look like?!

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