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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Master Stur posted:

In short, the guy who made Chewy a big success and viable competitor to Amazon for pet food got on board with Gamestop creating some buzz and a future plan for profit, while a bunch of people posting on reddit put their life savings into option calls on it, while investment banks/big monied interests doubled down on their short positions until they couldn't anymore and got "squeezed" to infinity making the share price also squeeze up.

e: the entire thing is a really good example on why there should maybe be some regulations or limitations on short positions but they'll probably just make it more difficult for normal people to speculate

magic, got it!

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Good news

https://twitter.com/CBSLA/status/1353779196871454721?s=19

Master Stur
Jun 13, 2008

chasin' tail

Spoeank posted:

magic, got it!

I've read fantasy magic systems with more rules than the stonk market friend

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Watching this Gamestop carnage swing both ways is peak comedy

https://twitter.com/redditinvestors/status/1353719032495661057?s=19

https://twitter.com/bigblackjacobin/status/1353799957548052480?s=19

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.


Reddit finally does something good.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
gently caress yeah, won the Ironmaster drawing :toot:

e:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O03Je_fuLxM

This is a good commercial

Intruder fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Jan 25, 2021

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Happy Australia day! Gonna drink some beers on a motherfuckin Tuesday.

opposable thumbs.db
Jan 7, 2008
It's hard to say that it's wrong that my life revolves around my dog when she is cuter and more interesting than me
Pillbug

Spoeank posted:

magic, got it!

In addition to the memes and Reddit inflating a relatively small cap stock, there was some reasonable reasons why a short squeeze would happen eventually. A ridiculously high percentage of GME shares were being shorted and since short positions have infinite downside (because you owe the stock price and stocks can theoretically go up infinitely) people holding short positions generally have to close out and buy the shares once the price gets high enough, as a sort of stop loss to make sure they don't lose infinite money. That's what created the feedback loop if I'm understanding it correctly

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Intruder posted:

gently caress yeah, won the Ironmaster drawing :toot:

e:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O03Je_fuLxM

This is a good commercial

Congrats!

still none for me :smith:

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

opposable thumbs.db posted:

In addition to the memes and Reddit inflating a relatively small cap stock, there was some reasonable reasons why a short squeeze would happen eventually. A ridiculously high percentage of GME shares were being shorted and since short positions have infinite downside (because you owe the stock price and stocks can theoretically go up infinitely) people holding short positions generally have to close out and buy the shares once the price gets high enough, as a sort of stop loss to make sure they don't lose infinite money. That's what created the feedback loop if I'm understanding it correctly

Ridiculous amount = ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY FIVE PERCENT of the total amount of shares or something. How can you short something over 100%? I do not understand how that'd be allowed but then it goes into the deeper issue of me barely understanding options/calls/puts, etc.

Also lol at this. My god.

Amy Pole Her fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Jan 25, 2021

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I still don't understand how the end of Trading Places worked, don't expect me to understand real market voodoo

Master Stur
Jun 13, 2008

chasin' tail

Amy Pole Her posted:

Ridiculous amount = ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY FIVE PERCENT of the total amount of shares or something. How can you short something over 100%?

This is a thing that seems like it should be an easy regulation or something but by end of year it'll just be really difficult for normal people to have option accounts

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
The covid numbers in California went down a bit so now they're reopening everything lol

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Intruder posted:

I still don't understand how the end of Trading Places worked, don't expect me to understand real market voodoo

Al Franken got raped by a gorilla iirc

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Master Stur posted:

This is a thing that seems like it should be an easy regulation or something but by end of year it'll just be really difficult for normal people to have option accounts

I mean obviously understand im ignorant to the whole thing but it feels like this is shady as all hell on the part of the big firms. Almost like this will be a case study on a big regulation change or something. Lol oh wait Biden's in office. Nevermind that forum will just get shut down.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I'm sure your feeling is substantiated

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


a neat cape posted:

The covid numbers in California went down a bit so now they're reopening everything lol

I am so loving glad I stumbled into the vaccine on Saturday when I went to take my mom for her shot.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Amy Pole Her posted:

I mean obviously understand im ignorant to the whole thing but it feels like this is shady as all hell on the part of the big firms. Almost like this will be a case study on a big regulation change or something. Lol oh wait Biden's in office. Nevermind that forum will just get shut down.

Wait, naked shorts are illegal now right?

How do you have a broker that can borrow out more then 100% of the shares of something?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

3 DONG HORSE posted:

I am so loving glad I stumbled into the vaccine on Saturday when I went to take my mom for her shot.

I'm gonna go hang out outside the local shot center at closing time like a homeless person outside a bakery


though my bench got here so I never have to leave my house ever again because the weight setup (with some minor stuff like plate holders for the rack) is COMPLETE

Master Stur
Jun 13, 2008

chasin' tail

Amy Pole Her posted:

I mean obviously understand im ignorant to the whole thing but it feels like this is shady as all hell on the part of the big firms. Almost like this will be a case study on a big regulation change or something. Lol oh wait Biden's in office. Nevermind that forum will just get shut down.

I agree it's 100% shady as hell and smells like the same bs as the mortgage sub-prime lending etc. Rampant naked speculation to that amount of money is absurd lol

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

So this just happened. Note the timestamps. (From the dating app Hinge if you're not familiar):

saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal

Kalli posted:

How do you have a broker that can borrow out more then 100% of the shares of something?

You borrow x number of shares to short. Those shares are sold to set up the short, then the person who bought the shares from you loans them to someone else to set up another short.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Have another Larry King story:

https://twitter.com/davidgross_man/status/1353696118580850692

For a guy who seemed like the most boring man in the world to me apparently he did have a bunch of good/bad stories.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

3 DONG HORSE posted:

I am so loving glad I stumbled into the vaccine on Saturday when I went to take my mom for her shot.

Did they guarantee you the second shot?

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Dango Bango posted:

So this just happened. All these messages are within the span of two minutes. (From the dating app Hinge if you're not familiar):



She likes you dawg, go for it

saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal

Dango Bango posted:

So this just happened. All these messages are within the span of two minutes. (From the dating app Hinge if you're not familiar):



"If I tell people I'm a chud I don't get dates"

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
My coy maga waifu

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Samadhi posted:

Watching this Gamestop carnage swing both ways is peak comedy
https://twitter.com/bigblackjacobin/status/1353799957548052480?s=19

https://twitter.com/ethnicohioan/status/1353840981762854912 whoopsiez

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
'I'm an anti-masker. This conversation might be better in person.'

Hmm....I don't think I particularly like that idea.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Dango Bango posted:

So this just happened. Note the timestamps. (From the dating app Hinge if you're not familiar):



Why don't you like masks?

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Grittybeard posted:

'I'm an anti-masker. This conversation might be better in person.'

Hmm....I don't think I particularly like that idea.

I'm particularly fond of "I'm an anti-masker but we should take precautions" :rolleyes:

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Spoeank posted:

I'm gonna go hang out outside the local shot center at closing time like a homeless person outside a bakery

Might as well since they seem to have extra all the time. One of my friends got his whole family vaccinated via his wife's clinic because they had leftovers. It's hosed right now, yay!

a neat cape posted:

Did they guarantee you the second shot?

Yeah, I got the vaccination card and appointment. Apparently people aren't showing up to even get the first one. Bunch of idiots.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Grittybeard posted:

Have another Larry King story:

https://twitter.com/davidgross_man/status/1353696118580850692

For a guy who seemed like the most boring man in the world to me apparently he did have a bunch of good/bad stories.

I didn't see this one posted after he died but it gave me a good hearty lol:

https://twitter.com/aliceroth/status/1352970539648884739?s=19

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
I’m anti-condom but believe in safe sex, please plan accordingly

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Dango Bango posted:

So this just happened. Note the timestamps. (From the dating app Hinge if you're not familiar):



Who is this with? Sounds like by the end they realize they sound like an idiot.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Dango Bango posted:

I'm particularly fond of "I'm an anti-masker but we should take precautions" :rolleyes:

I would risk a plague just to hear you breathing...

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Bird in a Blender posted:

Who is this with? Sounds like by the end they realize they sound like an idiot.

A match on a dating app. I don't know this person.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Starting to question whether capitalism actually is the most efficient way to distribute resources.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Might as well since they seem to have extra all the time. One of my friends got his whole family vaccinated via his wife's clinic because they had leftovers. It's hosed right now, yay!


Yeah, I got the vaccination card and appointment. Apparently people aren't showing up to even get the first one. Bunch of idiots.
I'm happy for you

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Master Stur
Jun 13, 2008

chasin' tail
The best part is it's Gamestop so a bunch of millennials who grew up getting lovely trade in value just struck gold because of them

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