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crispyseaweed
Sep 21, 2008
Bed Bath and Beyond shot up since noon ish.

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Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

DoomTrainPhD posted:

pmuch. The great thing is that it's leaked into other places so the pool of people with money to blow on GME is continuing to grow.

This is leaking into finance twitter so even normies are catching on.

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"

DoomTrainPhD posted:

gently caress it, I have no idea what the ceiling is for today, but it's fantastic. :allears:

well the markets run on pretty old hardware so i am gonna assume 32-bit integer so the ceiling for today is 2,147,483,647

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I sold my Nokia, what a depressing stock and depressing company

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Nothus posted:

This is leaking into finance twitter so even normies are catching on.

normal people make some money, hedge fund managers commit seppuku

zero downsides

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Nonsense posted:

goon pressuring into giving major corporation American Multi-Cinema thousands of dollars during the pandemic, I suppose this was like the Doobie thread.

I'm a patriot and when my President asks me to "Buy American," I do as I'm told for the good of my country.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Empress Brosephine posted:

I sold my Nokia, what a depressing stock and depressing company

Same dumped my BB, pathetic

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Mad Wack posted:

well the markets run on pretty old hardware so i am gonna assume 32-bit integer so the ceiling for today is 2,147,483,647

I bet they are signed ints as well. :getin:

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
do other countries have stonks i can invest in? can I invest in china?

Teabag Dome Scandal
Mar 19, 2002


If I wasn't supposed to invest why did my stimulus debit card show up yesterday

Greataval
Mar 26, 2010
So if your playing now have an actual exit plan whatever your risk tolerance allows.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
rule 3: no market manipulation

every thread on WSB right now is people saying they bought in and saying its going to the moon lol

stone soup
Jul 8, 2004

Greataval posted:

So if your playing now have an actual exit plan whatever your risk tolerance allows.

i only bring a $20 bill inside and once it’s gone, it’s gone

Greataval
Mar 26, 2010

cumshitter posted:

rule 3: no market manipulation

every thread on WSB right now is people saying they bought in and saying its going to the moon lol

It's not market manipulation they just like the stock.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


it's not market manipulation until you sell

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
ALL IN ON AMC BABY

All
My
Cash

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
It's not illegal if you only pump but never dump!

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"

cumshitter posted:

rule 3: no market manipulation

every thread on WSB right now is people saying they bought in and saying its going to the moon lol

ya they are toast

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

crispyseaweed posted:

Bed Bath and Beyond shot up since noon ish.

algos looking out to what else is heavily shorted and potentially going to get meme-d to hedge bets

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

joe biden will make conspiring on the internet to buy stocks illegal. Everything must be done in person or via hand-written correspondence inked-letter.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

DoomTrainPhD posted:

It's not illegal if you only pump but never dump!

the tantric market

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

doing a bunch of short sells where i never pay up at the end, its called the Pump And Trump

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



If this is market manipulation then they should've been banned when they told everybody to invest in TSLA

crispyseaweed
Sep 21, 2008

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

do other countries have stonks i can invest in? can I invest in china?

There are China ETFs yeah

Red Baron posted:

the tantric market

Edge Fund

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Nonsense posted:

joe biden will make conspiring on the internet to buy stocks illegal. Everything must be done in person or via hand-written correspondence inked-letter.

This would kill HFT which would do a trillion times more damage to the markets than WSB lol, also it should be killed

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Epic High Five posted:

This would kill HFT which would do a trillion times more damage to the markets than WSB lol, also it should be killed

:pray:

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

DoomTrainPhD posted:

It's not illegal if you only pump but never dump!

Tired: Stock hedging

Wired: Stock edging

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Epic High Five posted:

This would kill HFT which would do a trillion times more damage to the markets than WSB lol, also it should be killed

inshallah

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

Epic High Five posted:

If this is market manipulation then they should've been banned when they told everybody to invest in TSLA

If this is market manipulation shut the stock market down forever.

If it's not shut the stock market down forever anyway.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Epic High Five posted:

This would kill HFT which would do a trillion times more damage to the markets than WSB lol, also it should be killed


Inshallah

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

Nothus posted:

Tired: Stock hedging

Wired: Stock edging

tired: hedge fund
wired: edge fund

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

So we are finally going to have a market crash right?

Don't have the "blah blah blah goons are always wrong, can't have a market crash until goons start investing in the market" excuse anymore.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan
charging up my jo crystals but never releasing the stored power to destroy capital

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
do some hft buying gme at 110 selling at 113 imo

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Lostconfused posted:

So we are finally going to have a market crash right?

Don't have the "blah blah blah goons are always wrong, can't have a market crash until goons start investing in the market" excuse anymore.

Nah, there will never be a full-blown market crash ever again. Once the feds ramped up the money printer, the market lost all ties with reality.

Viginti Septem
Jan 9, 2021

Oculus Noctuae
Knocked out those 116s. Aiming at 118.

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Fellatio del Toro posted:

doing a bunch of short sells where i never pay up at the end, its called the Pump And Trump

Ice Phisherman
Apr 12, 2007

Swimming upstream
into the sunset



Nothus posted:

Tired: Stock hedging

Wired: Stock edging

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

wish gamespot.com was a separate (from whatever the gently caress owns them) publicly traded company and ticker symbol was gmme

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Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Didn’t expect WSBs taking out a bunch of hedge funds is what would be the trigger for the collapse.

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