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pentyne posted:There's at least one story where everyone thinks that and then through circumstance his mask falls off and he's ranting about ugly and disfigured from what Reed did and everyone kind of states as he looks totally normal. this is really funny if you read it as a metaphor for internalized american propaganda
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Dr. Doom would be the least bad U.S. president in history by an impossible margin.
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Tubgoat posted:Dr. Doom would be the least bad U.S. president in history by an impossible margin. 
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I'm pretty tired of people referring to the aristocracy as "mankind," though, and acting like their victims have any agency to defend themselves.
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Tubgoat posted:I'm pretty tired of people referring to the aristocracy as "mankind," though, and acting like their victims have any agency to defend themselves. the aristocrats are richards and t'challa doom is saying this to t'challa's god
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Hodgepodge posted:the aristocrats are richards and t'challa Nice. But I mean the real-world ones who organised the atrocities shown on that page.
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Tubgoat posted:Nice. But I mean the real-world ones who organised the atrocities shown on that page. true but dr. doom is not a real person either and comics are just made up crap
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Hodgepodge posted:true but dr. doom is not a real person either and comics are just made up crap Yeah I know.
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Tubgoat posted:Yeah I know. ngl it kind of sucks
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Tubgoat posted:I'm pretty tired of people referring to the aristocracy as "mankind," though, and acting like their victims have any agency to defend themselves. They're all bad op, some just have the bad luck to be bad and powerless.
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General Dog posted:They're all bad op, some just have the bad luck to be bad and powerless. generally agreed upon: aristocrats were the lowest poo poo, the worst of humanity liberals want to lift humanity up to the level of the aristocracy fascists want to kill humanity for not being lifted up and create a perfect species of aristocrats communists would like there to be no further aristocrats so we can be (trans)human regardless of whether or not we are poo poo
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Hodgepodge posted:generally agreed upon: aristocrats were the lowest poo poo, the worst of humanity no I mean all humans are bad (and all of the natural world, but that’s a separate convo)
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while our coterie of idiot billionaire manchildren are terrible, it still warms my heart to think that proper european aristocracy is a broken force. even if we all end up as serfs to jeff bezos, at least every habsburg gently caress - even if they're still rich - has to lean on material wealth for power like a pissy barry lyndon if we're still posting classic doom moments tho 
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In retrospect, I can't believe I thought Obama's tears over Sandy Hook were genuine. Goddamn what a loving mark I was (am).
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Tubgoat posted:In retrospect, I can't believe I thought Obama's tears over Sandy Hook were genuine. Goddamn what a loving mark I was (am). I remember when Trump was elected and people were like "when another school shooting happens what do we do when the President can't sincerely empathize with the victims and survivors?"
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josh04 posted:while our coterie of idiot billionaire manchildren are terrible, it still warms my heart to think that proper european aristocracy is a broken force. even if we all end up as serfs to jeff bezos, at least every habsburg gently caress - even if they're still rich - has to lean on material wealth for power like a pissy barry lyndon reminds me for no particular reason of  i can't remember if goons at one point thought this was badass at one point or if we've always mocked the idea of an adult who dresses as a bat calling a kid a retard for questioning his hosed up bullshit
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Just finished Psycho Goreman and it's fantastic, the little girl they cast is hilarious. The whole movie is surprisingly heartwarming for a story about an alien demon god here to destroy the galaxy. 
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Tubgoat posted:Dr. Doom would be the least bad U.S. president in history by an impossible margin. This is the plot of Doom 2099.
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Hodgepodge posted:reminds me for no particular reason of All-Star Batman and Robin was considered completely ridiculous from the moment it came out
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Ghost Leviathan posted:All-Star Batman and Robin was considered completely ridiculous from the moment it came out It is also very good. Best batman story of its decade
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Mr Hootington posted:It is also very good. Best batman story of its decade did it ever get past issue 2?
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if you wanna see some serious tonal whiplash, check this poo poo out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORv48clDSYg
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Hodgepodge posted:reminds me for no particular reason of It was a funny meme 15 years ago in both the sense of 'How do you not know Batman?' and 'What kind of garbage writing is this?'
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Taintrunner posted:if you wanna see some serious tonal whiplash, check this poo poo out 
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Taintrunner posted:if you wanna see some serious tonal whiplash, check this poo poo out lmao oh my god
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Spidey Super Stories was Marvel's younger reader line. Teaming up with the TV show The Electric Company, they produced limited vocabulary stories designed to help very little kids learn to enjoy reading. It also produced some of the best out of context panels and skits.    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hMRRWzACpM This is all canon, as far as I'm concerned
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Doctor Jeep posted:iirc every time they show latverians there's a babushka with a head scarf and they all look like cold war eastern europe sterotypes Latveria is Slavic Wakanda, this is slavicfuturism
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Taintrunner posted:if you wanna see some serious tonal whiplash, check this poo poo out probe this for not warning people to put on their hans devices
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indigi posted:did it ever get past issue 2? 10 issues were completed for the OG story that is unfinished. It was supposed to get a "sequel" of 6 issues to complete the entire story. These never showed up.
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josh04 posted:if we're still posting classic doom moments tho That one never gets old, a true cringe classic. Like kingpin, ok sure he considers himself the Duke of New York a #1 so I could kinda buy that reaction But Doom wouldn't hesitate to collapse any number of sky scrappers if it would increase his sovereignty over the world, or even just to spite the FF Magneto hates non-mutants and is literally a terrorist lmao he'd be like "not bad" Juggernaut doesn't give a poo poo about anybody other than himself Dr Octopus, I mean I dunno he's probably killed the least amount of ppl of them all there but he doesn't seem like he would care And the next page they help clear debris, some with their arch nemesis present lol
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Atrocious Joe posted:Latveria is Slavic Wakanda, this is slavicfuturism It literally is, Black Panther was made as Dr Doom's counterpart Doom is also ethnic Roma
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Ghost Leviathan posted:It literally is, Black Panther was made as Dr Doom's counterpart yeah that bit with bast is basically him connecting with her through a common struggle against colonialism and saying that he's doing what needs to be done to end that sort of poo poo it's not explicitly communist but its american pop culture so capitalism is sort of the hate that dare not speak its name there
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when u think about it.... doom is basically stalin
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Wheeee posted:when u think about it.... doom is basically stalin stalin would make doomguy look like a loving pacifist
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Taintrunner posted:stalin would make doomguy look like a loving pacifist wrong doom a common nerd faux-pas
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Stalin hands off a message to be delivered to Yezhov, the content of which a single simple instruction: RIP AND TEAR, UNTIL IT IS DONE
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Ghost Leviathan posted:It literally is, Black Panther was made as Dr Doom's counterpart I can't remember the context, but there was this time in the comics where Magneto, Dr. Doom, and the red skull were all involved in some dumb supervillian team up. It ends with Doom and Magneto being left alone with the Red Skull, and both deciding to trap him in a bunker in the middle of the desert, leaving him to die a slow and agonizing death. The funny part is Red Skull was genuinely shocked by their betrayal, and had no idea why they would possibly want to do that to him.
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