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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The Lone Badger posted:

Botulism will only grow in anaerobic conditions (no oxygen). Sausages are fine because they're exposed to air.

Do you literally not know what a sausage is?

E: I actually have no idea if casing is airtight.

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fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
Casing doesn't have to be airtight to keep the meat in the middle of a sausage from getting oxygen.

Also: https://www.discovermagazine.com/health/the-bad-sausage-and-the-discovery-of-botulism

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
This discussion is the w

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Pirate Radar posted:

This discussion is the w

urst?

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


FunkyAl posted:

Does Doug ever rap?


ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


There's an interesting read in The secret tricks in our microwave meals that goes into quite a bit of detail as to how microwaves work and what sorts of foods do best in them.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

i dont even have a microwave

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I never sausage a derail!

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
Reading this thread has become an awful chorizo

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

man it really encases minced meat, bulking agents and seasoning in a casing - artificial or otherwise

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Pirate Radar posted:

Reading this thread has become an awful chorizo

I'm ready to tapas out.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Pain means "bread" in French!

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

A Fancy Hat posted:

Mike Pence pops his head in, "Did someone say filly buster?"

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

man it really encases minced meat, bulking agents and seasoning in a casing - artificial or otherwise

No-one wants to see this.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Solice Kirsk posted:

Pain means "bread" in French!

The french dish croque monsieur literally translates to mister crunchy.

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Elmnt80 posted:

The only thing keeping Louisiana from falling into the gulf is Arkansas sucking so drat hard.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

It appears I may be wrong. Comes of only working with high-acid products for ten years.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

The Lone Badger posted:

It appears I may be wrong. Comes of only working with high-acid products for ten years.

So what you’re saying is that basic bitches should fear botulism.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Oh gently caress the word botulism literally comes from a word meaning "sausage" lmao. I always thought it came from "bottle", which would also make sense.

e: Sorry fizzymercy I clicked on the link and it made the usual "ERROR TERROR DOCUMENTO PUERTO RICO HABLA HOBLA CHA CHA CHA!" rigmarole that American websites do so I couldn't read the thing.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Oh gently caress the word botulism literally comes from a word meaning "sausage" lmao. I always thought it came from "bottle", which would also make sense.

e: Sorry fizzymercy I clicked on the link and it made the usual "ERROR TERROR DOCUMENTO PUERTO RICO HABLA HOBLA CHA CHA CHA!" rigmarole that American websites do so I couldn't read the thing.

:raise:

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
What

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


I like putting in zany error messages, sorry

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
everyone in this thread now has botulism

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

everyone in this thread now has botulism

Not surprised a group of goons turns out to be a sausage fest.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Lobok posted:

Not surprised a group of goons turns out to be a sausage fest.
Talk about toxic masculinity!

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
You can't just call everyone who disagrees with you a Russian botulist

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


I dont study plants!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
In Soviet Russia, bacterial infection kills you! Also everywhere besides Soviet Russia.




Bape Culture posted:

“It’s a pretty big decision buying a couch...”

- guy who has imported a random Brazilian lady to marry lmao

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
If you catch it from beer it's called debauchulism. :eng101:

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Solice Kirsk posted:

If you catch it from beer it's called debauchulism. :eng101:

Haha

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

Solice Kirsk posted:

If you catch it from beer it's called debauchulism. :eng101:

In college frats it's a brotulism, however

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


If you contract it from making a mistake while wrestling that's botchulism

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
But have you heard of botuligma?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

But have you heard of botuligma?

Oh, ligmacoccus?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Xeno Paradox posted:

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Once I saw someone asking how to sell Hotmail accounts for a good price..

the guy basically had some account names such has samsung at hotmail.com etc..

i was like roflmao...

isnt it against TOS of MSN?

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Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007
and on the first day

cumshitter posted:

im god, because im gay. i wouldnt even have invented women if my dumbass loser son adam hadnt been into anime wall scrolls and waifus or whatever the gently caress he kept complaining about

yeah good job son not nly are you dating a completely alien species i made up for you but your idea for a first date was to have a loving apple. god drat humanity was a mistake

cumshitter posted:

my heavenly, booming voice: ADAM WHAT ARE YOU DOING

adam, staring through a noose: im going to join my waifu in death

YOU LITERALLY CANT DIE THE WORLD ISNT EVEN 8 DAYS OLD YET YOU SHOULDNT EVEN BE AWARE OF THE CONCEPT OF DEATH THATS IT IM PUTTING PARENTAL BLOCKS ON THE WIFI

cumshitter posted:

dad, this is eve. you made her

YEAH BECAUSE I GUESS MY PERFECT FORM WASNT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, YOU HAD TO INVENT HETEROSEXUALITY JUST TO HURT ME I CAST THEE OUT

PawParole posted:

if you were truly the Almighty, you wouldn't need to triple post.

cumshitter posted:

i trinity post bitch

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

mrpwase posted:

If you contract it from making a mistake while wrestling that's botchulism

When you can’t move your eyes
After grapplin some guys
That’s botulism

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



Oxxidation posted:

and on the first day

cumshitter is a forums treasure

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan
It's only botulism if it's from the Botulinum region, otherwise it's just sparkling toxin

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


jetz0r posted:

cumshitter is a forums treasure

Just sucks about the ordeals he has with his poor straight son.

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