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crispyseaweed
Sep 21, 2008

We have this in Canada. Yes, it is very dumb

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RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

ErrEff posted:

A couple of fun images, for context:





Did I forget anything?

didnt something also happen similarly to kodak a while back?

edit: this:

https://twitter.com/reuters/status/1288631643989635072?lang=en

RadiRoot has issued a correction as of 19:59 on Jan 27, 2021

Senator Mcmurder
Aug 29, 2005
HC SVNT DRACONES

Not a Children posted:

Don't daytrade with your retirement accounts

This a canadian TFSA and my only YOLO trade ever and I don't really plan on doing it again, I've been holding all my other stocks for month, I would have to do the same thing a bunch of times before I get in trouble for daytrading.

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
AM I DPING THIS RIGHT 42.069 SHATES BLIGHT OF BBW

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

buying gamestop shares is extremely antisemitic if you think about it for one second

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fellatio del Toro posted:

can i short sell brexit
Yeah invest in the dental industry

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Dr. VooDoo posted:

someone make NOK go up

up to 7 buckos atm!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Nokia I would be interested in sticking with you beyond this rocket climb, actually, so don't burn yourself out little buddy

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Empress Brosephine posted:

AM I DPING THIS RIGHT 42.069 SHATES BLIGHT OF BBW


Trade with shares not dollars so you can trade after hours

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
so wait if I've already bought and sold stonks 4 times, I can't sell anything for 5 days (I assume business days) or else I'm a dayman traitor?

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

Shinjobi posted:

Nokia I would be interested in sticking with you beyond this rocket climb, actually, so don't burn yourself out little buddy

Best to sell at the high and then come back when it craters and rises naturally

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1354441259247665154?s=21

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
I hope Nokia uses all this money to make a new flip phone

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgYZk9Mc804

Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK
BB 🚀

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

HEY JACK, WHO IS REDDIT AND WHAT KIND OF DOG FACED PONY SOLDIER WANTS THE GAMES TO STOP?

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

spacemang_spliff posted:

so wait if I've already bought and sold stonks 4 times, I can't sell anything for 5 days or else I'm a dayman traitor?
only if you did it during the same day

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

i want my loving money robinhood.....

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

my bony fealty posted:

cool just dumped all my life savings and retirement accounts into GameSpot stock, the kind called "options"

:sickos:

Protagorean
May 19, 2013

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/SamSheehanNBA/status/1354502632396775424?s=19

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


OhFunny posted:

Already gone.

“ anyone else feel like this Robin Hood thing is the final instalment of gamergate”

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


this is great news for pogs

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Dolphin posted:

only if you did it during the same day

fuckin calvinball bullshit

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

im on the net me boys posted:

I never thought doomsday economics would become such a fast moving thread and have a bunch of the posters buying into the market but lol

stare into the abyss long enough, while enough other people march in yelling "number can only go up" and number only goes up, at some point you shed your apparently-useless notions of things like "rationality" and "fundamentals" and "it's been more than a year of global pandemic"

gamestop was the real stimulus check all along

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011



My President,

Gamers have enforced their demands on us.

Voting Rights: None
Trade Policy: Free Trade
Economic Policy: Laissez Faire
Religious Policy: Atheism
Citizenship Policy: Residency
War Policy: Jingoism

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
gme split 👏 gme split 👏

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

idk the stocks are going up why are these guys sad anything else would be psychotic

Quetzadilla
Jun 6, 2005

A PARTICULARLY GHOULISH SHITPOSTER FOR NEOLIBERLISM AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY

oxsnard posted:

you can day trade in your roth or 401k rollover account hth

yes you can but you definitely should not

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

Dolphin posted:

only if you did it during the same day

does this apply to options too

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



spacemang_spliff posted:

fuckin calvinball bullshit

welcome to capitalism, here's ur copy of marx

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
hopefully BB, NOK and EXPR are still good next wednesday

lmao gambling owns

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

what’s the loving point of this if the order isn’t filled

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


lol

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Radirot posted:

didnt something also happen similarly to kodak a while back?

edit: this:

https://twitter.com/reuters/status/1288631643989635072?lang=en

they tripled under some weird, shady loan agreement to make pharmaceutical drugs or something?

https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/28/business/kodak-stock-loan-drug/index.html

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Posting halted for news.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



News as follows: We are not aware of any material undisclosed information behind increased post volume.

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
gently caress the mods

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

https://twitter.com/PdxInteractive/status/1354483364615565320?s=19

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
gently caress you open the thread

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