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Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

Athanatos posted:

Make this the new paywall picture

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Make that the new paywall picture, then print pictures of the new paywall on a t-shirt, then repeat

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Athanatos posted:

Make this the new paywall picture

Please, jeffrey, please

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

Danganronpa was pretty cool and good imo

fadam
Apr 23, 2008

The threads I hang out in the most have been a lot more nice and pleasant to post in/read for the past few months. Not sure if it's related to the forum hand off/new mod staff, but thanks!

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
Get well PUTTY. :love: :)

Head Bee Guy
Jun 12, 2011

Retarded for Busting
Grimey Drawer
well i’m still posting here so somebody’s slackin off on the job

Head Bee Guy
Jun 12, 2011

Retarded for Busting
Grimey Drawer
but if i could be serious for a minute, folks, I thought 2020 was going to be the year i lost everything. I got canned from my job, my dog got put down, and the impending death of the dead-gay forums would have been too much to bare.

So thanks for saving it.

ChaseSP
Mar 25, 2013



Athanatos posted:

Make this the new paywall picture

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Athanatos posted:

Make this the new paywall picture

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
id sub for 10 dolla a month honestly idk if i'd support requiring it we have quite a vast community and people may not be in a position but I would opt in to that

Vitriol
Mar 11, 2001

Phhhhhtttttt!

Shifty Nipples posted:

I feel like I have been seeing more and more really old reg-dates and that is cool.

Can I just ask you kids to get out of my front yard please?

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

Waroduce posted:

id sub for 10 dolla a month honestly idk if i'd support requiring it we have quite a vast community and people may not be in a position but I would opt in to that

You might want to spend that money on some punctuation first.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Slimy Hog posted:

You might want to spend that money on some punctuation first.

That's a tier 2 perk on the SA forums. $10 a month for all of your favorite punctuation including periods and commas!

Agrias120
Jun 27, 2002

I will burn my dread.

Vitriol posted:

Can I just ask you kids to get out of my front yard please?

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Vitriol posted:

Can I just ask you kids to get out of my front yard please?

Sorry mister I was just grabbin' my ball, don't mean to be a bother. :kiddo:

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




Athanatos posted:

Make this the new paywall picture

please someone tell the admins i'm begigng you

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Athanatos posted:

Make this the new paywall picture

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


oh yeah, seeing all these fine posters reminds me that making it possible to buy a custom plat icon would be a splendid feature and means for raising more funds.

But what I would pay REAL dollars for is a 4-20-69 reg date. I had asked an admin about it at some point and was told it was impossible due to some database-related witchcraft regarding where dates start counting up from. Seemed pretty suspicious but I'm no witch what do I know

e. also agree with making the tshirt guy the paywall image

TimWinter
Mar 30, 2015

https://timsthebomb.com

ColdPie posted:

I would sub to a Patreon.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Bilirubin posted:

oh yeah, seeing all these fine posters reminds me that making it possible to buy a custom plat icon would be a splendid feature and means for raising more funds.

But what I would pay REAL dollars for is a 4-20-69 reg date. I had asked an admin about it at some point and was told it was impossible due to some database-related witchcraft regarding where dates start counting up from. Seemed pretty suspicious but I'm no witch what do I know

e. also agree with making the tshirt guy the paywall image

UNIX time starts at 1/1/70.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Pay to sticky a thread. But make it a large number like 50$ or 100$ so it doesn't get abused.

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Ugly In The Morning posted:

UNIX time starts at 1/1/70.

See there is a reason I never trusted that penguin with my computer

zgrowler2
Oct 29, 2011

HOW DOES THE IPHONE APP WORK?? I WILL SPAM ENDLESSLY EVERYWHERE AND DISREGARD ANY REPLIES

ColdPie posted:

I would sub to a Patreon.

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

Bilirubin posted:

See there is a reason I never trusted that penguin with my computer

Not sure if you're joking, but in case you're not Linux is not the same as Unix

Grifter
Jul 24, 2003

I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.
I would definitely throw some money into a patreon. I have spent a ridiculous amount of hours here over the years, to the point where I'm probably paying tiny fractions of a cent per hour of entertainment I get here and I wouldn't mind improving that ratio.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Bilirubin posted:

oh yeah, seeing all these fine posters reminds me that making it possible to buy a custom plat icon would be a splendid feature and means for raising more funds.

But what I would pay REAL dollars for is a 4-20-69 reg date. I had asked an admin about it at some point and was told it was impossible due to some database-related witchcraft regarding where dates start counting up from. Seemed pretty suspicious but I'm no witch what do I know

e. also agree with making the tshirt guy the paywall image

I would buy a reg date of April 27, 4977 B.C.

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



Bilirubin posted:

See there is a reason I never trusted that penguin with my computer
Best decision you ever made.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
Yeah man, throw the patreon up ASAP.

Nice easy stream of cash.

I wouldn't remember to randomly buy new avatars every month, and I don't give enough of a gently caress to buy morons ones calling them a festering cockhole in red text.

And I need to balance out my karma for giving Lowtax the monthly $5 for so long anyway.

Mr.PayDay
Jan 2, 2004
life is short - play hard
Thanks for the work and updates, Jeff.


Btw does any of the old farts here remember the Living with Style “LWS” forums and drama that tried a copy and paste of SA? Must have been in 2005 or sth like that.

Eat My Ghastly Ass
Jul 24, 2007

Tei posted:

this site need to consider a login system where we put a chip on our rear end and we login just passing the phone trough our rear end crack

I already do this

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

You rule Jeffrey of YOSPOS.

I am just off probation. Someone buy me plat and a new avatar to fuel the forums.

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Slimy Hog posted:

Not sure if you're joking, but in case you're not Linux is not the same as Unix

You must be a witch

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
If you need a way to make extra money for the forums, I'll resubmit my idea of 'posting coins'

you buy the coins and then you give them out when posters make funny posts

the coins have no value

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Pontificating rear end posted:

If you need a way to make extra money for the forums, I'll resubmit my idea of 'posting coins'

you buy the coins and then you give them out when posters make funny posts

the coins have no value

That's just reddit gold

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Add microtransactions.

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

"I would like to congratulate Skyl3lazer for spending the most the first month - he will get to permaban lowtax! He spent enough to pay for an entire month of hosting costs, super cool."

Wanna give this person a high-five.

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret

boop the snoot posted:

Add microtransactions.

We already have them

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
I want digital goofy hats to wear

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DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof

ColdPie posted:

I would sub to a Patreon.

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