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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Wow! Incredibly rude. Joe won't even take my calls and the jerk who answered the phone said she'd never heard of me and to gently caress off. Feeling very betrayed rn. He's not the friend I thought he was.

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Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

christmas boots posted:

Wow! Incredibly rude. Joe won't even take my calls and the jerk who answered the phone said she'd never heard of me and to gently caress off. Feeling very betrayed rn. He's not the friend I thought he was.

You know what you have to do.

Get in the box.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

christmas boots posted:

Wow! Incredibly rude. Joe won't even take my calls and the jerk who answered the phone said she'd never heard of me and to gently caress off. Feeling very betrayed rn. He's not the friend I thought he was.

Did you try saying you're a big Wall Street guy?

BOOM, political satire!

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Lib and let die posted:

You know what you have to do.

Get in the box.

You know it! But I won't forget the airholes this time.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

Aceofblue posted:

Gosh it sounds like a lot of work.. have you heard about unity instead?

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

christmas boots posted:

You know it! But I won't forget the airholes this time.

Great thinking! They'll also serve as convenient eye slits. Boy, your buddy Joe is gonna have one hell of a surprise when you sneak up on him and pop out of the box!

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
ol sleepy joe

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

god's perfect boy

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Flavius Aetass posted:

god's perfect boy

we didn't deserve him, and now he's gone.

perhaps, one day, when our posting crystals have been truly purified, he will return to us once more.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



christmas boots posted:

Wow! Incredibly rude. Joe won't even take my calls and the jerk who answered the phone said she'd never heard of me and to gently caress off. Feeling very betrayed rn. He's not the friend I thought he was.

I wish the libs would have this same come-to-jesus moment about that old warmongering rapist instead of just going to bat over and over again for him :sigh:

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Thump! posted:

I wish the libs would have this same come-to-jesus moment about that old warmongering rapist instead of just going to bat over and over again for him :sigh:

I'm beginning to suspect that liberals don't actually care that much about the values they claim to espouse...

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

christmas boots posted:

Wow! Incredibly rude. Joe won't even take my calls and the jerk who answered the phone said she'd never heard of me and to gently caress off. Feeling very betrayed rn. He's not the friend I thought he was.

how could uncle joe do this to us

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Majorian posted:

I'm beginning to suspect that liberals don't actually care that much about the values they claim to espouse...

:monocle:

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Majorian posted:

In Smash Bros terms, this is a sword character's down-b.

I got surgical with links bombs

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inspector Hound posted:

I got surgical with links bombs

I need to get a better handle on Link's bombs in Ultimate, because I've heard they're pretty good now.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
star fox or bust. 1v1 me, no items, kirby dreamland

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Bootleg Trunks posted:

coping maga isn't fun anymore now that i know he hates BJG

it is good right and salutory to hate dnd mods

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Xaris posted:

star fox or bust. 1v1 me, no items, kirby dreamland

Boooooring.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Xaris posted:

star fox or bust. 1v1 me, no items, kirby dreamland

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
final destination bitch

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
instagram really is meant for me holy poo poo schnorkles was right

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
I always played pikachu and down-B'd my way to victory

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Lib and let die posted:

we didn't deserve him, and now he's gone.

perhaps, one day, when our posting crystals have been truly purified, he will return to us once more.

Trump is sleeping in the mountain until a time when his people truly need him.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
watching goodfellas. drunk after work. This movie loving owns

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
had some random woman message me on ig. I have no idea how this works. she said "hey handsome. how are you doing?" and i didnt respond

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
social media is so loving stupid

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Buddykins posted:

had some random woman message me on ig. I have no idea how this works. she said "hey handsome. how are you doing?" and i didnt respond

:lol:

She probably just wants you to give her money, and/or steal your kidneys

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Iron Crowned posted:

:lol:

She probably just wants you to give her money, and/or steal your kidneys

its so dumb dude. Im not good at this at all

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

Buddykins posted:

instagram really is meant for me holy poo poo schnorkles was right

are you on there for baking inspiration, decor reminiscent of anthropologie stores, or tight body ladies in yoga shorts

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
I was flattered though

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

Buddykins posted:

its so dumb dude. Im not good at this at all

Throw her off: Offer her your kidneys as a negotiation opener

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Vim Fuego posted:

are you on there for baking inspiration, decor reminiscent of anthropologie stores, or tight body ladies in yoga shorts

Its business. People come to my bar for me and i gotta post poo poo to get them to come and spend money

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Vim Fuego posted:

Throw her off: Offer her your kidneys as a negotiation opener

lol

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp
If she's an organ trafficker best get it over quickly. If not, she'll be charmed by your quirky pickup line

follow it up with "... or perhaps you're after a different body part ;)"

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Buddykins posted:

its so dumb dude. Im not good at this at all

:same:

I just know that there are no women on the internet and anyone who claims to be is up to no good.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
she's an older woman so i definitely got this

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
it's all so stupid. I hate social media

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
who gives a poo poo

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Buddykins posted:

she's an older woman so i definitely got this

do you work at Dairy Queen?

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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Iron Crowned posted:

do you work at Dairy Queen?

:mad:

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