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Easterby: What if we took negging and applied it to millionaire athletes?
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 16:44 |
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Ehud posted:He isn't going to change his mind and they're in desperate need of draft assets. This is their opportunity to reset the franchise with multiple first rounders in the next couple of drafts. They could come away with multiple firsts starting this year because of the Jets and Dolphins, including either the 2nd or 3rd pick of the draft. Jack Easterby is the kinda guy that would bench Watson soley out of spite
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 17:00 |
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Jack Easterby is the kinda guy that would bench Watson soley out of spite Getting really into the idea of Easterby denying Watson's trade request to send a message about Deshaun's life choices.
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 17:06 |
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Gonna laugh if they end up refusing to trade him out of spite and he refuses to show up out of spite
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 17:53 |
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fsif posted:Getting really into the idea of Easterby denying Watson's trade request to send a message about Deshaun's life choices. I asked Deshawn, if he was plaaaying fooootball in his spare time, he said yeh, and then I asked him if he was plaaaying with quarterbacks that were better than him. He told me he didn't know how he'd do that. That tells me right there, that Watson is not chooooosing to be the best veeersion of himself he can be. He's not completely committed to playing the football game.
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 17:56 |
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Nodoze posted:Gonna laugh if they end up refusing to trade him out of spite and he refuses to show up out of spite Best option is he shows up and plays like garbage on purpose to tank his trade value.
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 17:58 |
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1st and 10 Houston 25 14:52 Q1 Watson kneels 2nd and 13 Houston 22 14:27 Q1 Watson kneels 3rd and 16 Houston 19 13:50 Q1 Watson kneels Flag: unsportsmanlike conduct Watson, vulgar gesture at luxory boxes. 15 yards
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 18:15 |
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https://twitter.com/drawplaydave/status/1355205175086997511?s=21 Febreze continues to own
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 18:40 |
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tarbrush posted:Febreze continues to own can't believe he bigtimed us and quit TFF
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 18:54 |
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LOL McNair gave a 30 second statement and isn't taking questions.
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 19:04 |
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AndrewP posted:can't believe he bigtimed us and quit TFF
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 19:12 |
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mcmagic posted:LOL McNair gave a 30 second statement and isn't taking questions. I mean there's been exactly one time where he hasn't just dropped a prepared statement and ran, and that was that shitshow of a press conference when Caserio was introduced
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 19:35 |
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dirty shrimp money posted:I mean there's been exactly one time where he hasn't just dropped a prepared statement and ran, and that was that shitshow of a press conference when Caserio was introduced Unless he says or does something dumb enough for the NFL to take the team away (ain't happening)...Well my gut feeling is it's better for everyone in the world the less we hear him say and the more prepared his statements are.
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 19:37 |
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tarbrush posted:https://twitter.com/drawplaydave/status/1355205175086997511?s=21 Joke's going to be on Lamar when he gets traded to the Texans for Deshaun Watson.
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 20:19 |
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Jack Easterby is the kinda guy that would bench Watson soley out of spite This feels inevitable.
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 21:47 |
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/riversmccown/status/1347367860029566977 As a Christian, THAT ANALOGY DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 23:14 |
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AsInHowe posted:As a Christian, THAT ANALOGY DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE. Are you saying that a game in which a pigskin is festively tossed around doesnt have parallells with Jesus being crucified?
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 23:24 |
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Jesus cried "Coach, Coach, why hast thou forsaken Me?" and threw in the towel.
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 23:25 |
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General Dog posted:Jesus cried "Coach, Coach, why hast thou forsaken Me?" and threw in the towel. Coach Pilate replied "you kept getting nailed on crossing routes"
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 23:30 |
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6 hours?! How many commercial breaks do they need?
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 23:31 |
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Pershing posted:Coach Pilate replied "you kept getting nailed on crossing routes" Jesus runs comeback routes even better than Michael Thomas runs slants.
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 23:41 |
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AsInHowe posted:As a Christian, THAT ANALOGY DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE. I'm a big fan of "when I'm asked what the greatest game I've ever seen is I respond by talking about something I never saw and that isn't a game". Way to trivialise god sacrificing his only son who is also part of him but not. Answer the bloody question Jack, I want to know what the greatest game you've seen is.
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 23:47 |
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you don't understand, jesus dying was so great that it's greater than everything else, even things that are categorically different. jesus dying was the the greatest game of all time because jesus was so great at dying that his dying became a better game than things which actually qualify as games. so for the same reason, jesus dying is also the greatest invention of all time. jesus dying is the greatest 80s hair metal power ballad. jesus dying is the greatest slice of pizza in queens. etc. Magicpants fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Jan 30, 2021 |
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Magicpants posted:you don't understand, jesus dying was so great that it's greater than everything else, even things that are categorically different. jesus dying was the the greatest game of all time because jesus was so great at dying that his dying became a better game than things which actually qualify as games. Maybe the real Jesus dying was the friends we made along the way
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# ? Jan 30, 2021 00:43 |
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They hired the most worthless hanger-on to Belichick's coattails yet and kept giving the huckster more power lmao It makes Broncos Head Coach Josh McDaniels look like Paul loving Brown hahaha Just how do you do this?
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# ? Jan 30, 2021 14:30 |
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sean10mm posted:They hired the most worthless hanger-on to Belichick's coattails yet and kept giving the huckster more power lmao Easterby doesn’t seem to be a Belichick hanger on. He seems to be his own crazy creation that apparently Belichick was happy to see leave.
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# ? Jan 30, 2021 16:19 |
Huh. A Patriots fan squirming into here to try to rewrite history? "Patriots livid over Easterman joining Texans," "Totally pissed them off" https://www.bostonsportsjournal.com/2019/06/18/bedard-patriots-burning-mad-jack-easterby-texans/ "You don't know JACK -- The most influential Patriot you've never heard of" quote:To an outsider, they would seem an odd couple – the phlegmatic Bill Belichick and the effervescent Easterby. Yet ever since their initial conversation in 2013, when Belichick phoned Easterby out of the blue, they hit it off. "Patriots thankful for their time with Easterby" quote:The subject of Easterby has come up this week with the Patriots' upcoming matchup in Houston. This week, head coach Bill Belichick said his organization was grateful to have Easterby and lucky to have great leadership in the locker room to keep the ship afloat when the character coach left. quote:“He was really good for our football team, for the organization,” Belichick said this week. “He did everything I asked him to do and he had a good interaction, relationship with everybody in our building, from the support people, to the players, to the coaching staff and so forth. I learned a lot from Jack. I think we learned a lot from each other and we went through a lot together. So, he had a good, positive impact on our football team and on the organization.” Boy they sure seemed to hate the guy!
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SKULL.GIF posted:Huh. A Patriots fan squirming into here to try to rewrite history? He has since burned every bridge there and salted the earth. The Patriots don't release the hounds on people on the way out like the Red Sox do, but everyone who wasn't saying anything about him is now
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# ? Jan 30, 2021 16:48 |
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Well I mean him burning the bridge is quite a bit different than trying to pretend Bill was completely against the guy who turned out to be insane
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# ? Jan 30, 2021 16:50 |
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Oh well I was completely wrong on this. Sorry.
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# ? Jan 30, 2021 18:30 |
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Another angle to this story I appreciate is that “Jack Easterby” is exactly what this guy’s name would be if he were a character on a TV sports drama.
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# ? Jan 30, 2021 22:51 |
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yeah like the holiday celebrating Jesus rising from the grave is literally in his name, its absurdly on the nose and frankly I wish the writers would use a modicum of creativity if my team is gonna be the season's joke storyline
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 01:29 |
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fast cars loose anus posted:yeah like the holiday celebrating Jesus rising from the grave is literally in his name, its absurdly on the nose and frankly I wish the writers would use a modicum of creativity if my team is gonna be the season's joke storyline You would be lucky if the Texans are the punchline for just this season.
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 01:33 |
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Fundies love talking about the crucifiction because Jesus was a leftie.
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 01:47 |
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Why is he in the NFL and not running a megachurch? Is that industry too crowded?
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 01:59 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Why is he in the NFL and not running a megachurch? Is that industry too crowded? Lacks the charisma to fool anyone other than the richest and dumbest of people.
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 02:03 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Why is he in the NFL and not running a megachurch? Is that industry too crowded? He's in charge of the largest church in Houston
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 02:08 |
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Easterby posted:turning a big dial taht says "Black coaches" on it and constantly looking back at Watson for approval like a contestant on the price is righ
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 02:09 |
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lmao
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 04:07 |
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# ? May 23, 2024 09:03 |
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Imo this is an opportunity to do some 80s football movie level rear end-hattery. "If I'm not traded by week 1 of camp I post my playbook on social media." "The GM's office is now my personal garbage can" Etc
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