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I like that En Passant only exists as a hotfix to a bug introduced by an earlier patch
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christmas boots posted:I like that En Passant only exists as a hotfix to a bug introduced by an earlier patch Like the filibuster
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christmas boots posted:I like that En Passant only exists as a hotfix to a bug introduced by an earlier patch
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Vib Rib posted:As a chess ignorant person, what was the earlier bug? Is it that two pawns can be indefinitely stuck against one another? I’m rusty on chess.
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Jan 30, 2021 03:14
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The double first move that a Pawn can do.
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Jan 30, 2021 03:15
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Please don't make me add that chess show to my up-next list
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christmas boots posted:I like that En Passant only exists as a hotfix to a bug introduced by an earlier patch Data Graham posted:Please don't make me add that chess show to my up-next list
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Jan 30, 2021 03:20
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That said, Queen's Gambit is pretty good.
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Jan 30, 2021 03:32
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https://youtu.be/YgeYScYe8wI
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Vib Rib posted:As a chess ignorant person, what was the earlier bug? It was added in the 15th century when the rule that gave pawns an initial double-step move was introduced. It prevents a pawn from using the two-square advance to pass an adjacent enemy pawn without the risk of being captured.
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christmas boots posted:It was added in the 15th century when the rule that gave pawns an initial double-step move was introduced. It prevents a pawn from using the two-square advance to pass an adjacent enemy pawn without the risk of being captured.
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Jan 30, 2021 04:59
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BUY BUY BUY 📈📈📈 SELL SELL SELL 📉📉📉 now HOLD onto this fat dick 😩🍆 bc the COCK MARKET 😏📊 is going crazy!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀👽 Robin Hood made the Games Stop ✋❌😢 and now the hedge funds want to keep all of daddies cummies for themselves 🥺💦💦 but we keep loving 🙇🏻😫 and sucking 💆🏻♀️🍆👅 and flooding the market with investments until daddies cummies 💦💦💦 are redistributed to the working class from the evil Wall Street cummy hogs 😈💼💰🐷🐽 Send this all your Stock Bros 📊🕺 and Cock Hos 🍆💃 if you get 1 back, you’re a Basic rear end Trader 😞🍑 If you get 5 back, you’re a certified STOCK EXCHANGE ANAL-YST 🤓🍑 If you get 10 back you’re the WOLF 🐺 of getting your WALLS BEAT 🥊🍑
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Jan 30, 2021 06:47
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I missed you, The Saddest Rhino.
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Jan 30, 2021 07:25
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strong finish on that one, definitely a strong return to form
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Jan 30, 2021 07:59
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Outstanding
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God bless you Rhino
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I can now start my day with a full heart.
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quote:wolf of getting your walls beat 
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The Saddest Rhino posted:a certified STOCK EXCHANGE ANAL-YST I think we just found Cumshitter's formal job title.
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Jan 30, 2021 17:35
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So this is what they felt like at Helm’s Deep when Gandalf returned
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Helms Deep 😏🍆🍑
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Soros when
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I usually hate those but wolf of getting your walls beat is hilarious
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Jan 30, 2021 19:59
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https://twitter.com/profile013no2/status/1355512235762855936 Be careful what you wish for. Is there an easier way or screenshotting tweets then using the print screen button and hosting the image to imgur?
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Jan 30, 2021 21:00
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Use the Snipping Tool and then upload that
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Jan 30, 2021 21:13
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Chess chat reminds me, what was that parody post about someone barging into a chess tournament and claiming to have discovered a "secret" chess rule based on an old shopping list? I don't remember what it was a parody of, but it was amusing.
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 https://twitter.com/SortaBad/status/1355595687648403457
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SerialKilldeer posted:Chess chat reminds me, what was that parody post about someone barging into a chess tournament and claiming to have discovered a "secret" chess rule based on an old shopping list? I don't remember what it was a parody of, but it was amusing. It wasn't a parody of anything, it was an explanation of the forums phenomenon where some dumb rear end in a top hat would stink up a thread with their bullshit and then when everyone finally told them to gently caress off you'd get a clueless newcomer swinging in to go "hey guys, no need to be so mean, I'm sure we can sort this out civily, let's hear them out  ".
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SerialKilldeer posted:Chess chat reminds me, what was that parody post about someone barging into a chess tournament and claiming to have discovered a "secret" chess rule based on an old shopping list? I don't remember what it was a parody of, but it was amusing. A better analogy would be if someone walks into a championship tournament, says "GEE I THINK I MAY HAVE TRANSCENDED THE UNDERSTANDING OF SOME OF YOU GRANDMASTERS HERE, WANT TO JOIN MY NEW SCHOOL OF CHESS STRATEGY?", then loses by scholar's mate twice in the first round. This person then refuses to leave his seat, claiming that he needs additional proof that the queen in f7 actually ontologically exists before he will admit defeat, and that the rules of the CHESS ESTABLISHMENT were unfairly biased against him by disallowing the possibility of his king being able to leapfrog pieces. Then he pulls out an ancient shopping list from 1905 and claims that "1. Eggs" means 'The King', "2. Butter" means 'can', and "3. Milk" means 'leapfrog'. This is admissible evidence for his case because he has lived according to the dictates of this list since he was a teenager, and it has drastically improved his quality of life. When the referees tell him that this makes no loving sense, he drags them into a three hour debate over the precise meaning of the words 'makes', 'no', 'loving', and 'sense'. When people point out that there is more than enough evidence to suggest his list is just a scrap of paper from some long-dead housewife's purse, he rather proudly points out how close-minded they are in dismissing outright the possibility that the list was in fact a secret coded message on the best way to live life, originally formulated by Atlanteans and passed down through the ages disguised as everyday documents. After all, if one starts with the presupposition that such a document exists, then it would be very fair to argue that it is indeed in the form of his shopping list. Never mind that his previous interpretations of the list led to three convictions and time served for robbery, hate crimes, and murder. These were just unfortunate misinterpretations on his part of the list's true intentions, he says. The list itself is blameless. In fact, the Atlanteans deliberately obfuscated the true meaning of the list in this way, so that it would require multiple failed misinterpretations before one would happen across its TRUE meaning, and in doing so appreciate it all the more. In fact, he does have some evidence to back up his claims. Why, just last week during his daily meditation on the list, he felt it telling him that something good was about to happen in his future. And yesterday, wouldn't you know it, he found a twenty dollar note on the sidewalk! Evidence of the list's prophetic powers if I ever saw one. And believe him, he has many more stories where that came from. By now, the debate has splintered off into innumerable tangents, with the one man against literally every other player and referee present at the tournament. Finally, he graciously accepts the possibility of defeat in some of the myriad topics now being covered. OK, maybe the tallest player doesn't always get to go first. Fine, I will concede that there isn't much evidence to support my third-invisible-knight hypothesis. But that's all irrelevant. What he wants to concentrate on, and what nobody has yet been able to disprove, he adds, is the ability of the king to leapfrog over other pieces. The argument drags on for weeks. Finally, one afternoon, the beet-faced referee exhausts his last reserves of decency and throws his arms up in frustration and despair. "YOU loving RETARD, HOW CAN YOU LAY CLAIM TO KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT CHESS STRATEGY WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN GRASP THE MOST BASIC RULES!?" He shouts, just as a new entrant walks through the door. "I'm sorry," replies the man calmly, "I simply cannot discuss the rules of chess with such an 'official' if you insist on using such strong and uncouth language. Please retract your insults or I will be forced to plug my ears whenever you say anything from now on." Seeing only this last exchange, the new entrant pipes up. "He's right, you know. If he did something wrong, then you as the referee have every right to tell him he is so, but it should be done with a patient and thorough explanation of the details of his error. Hurling ridicule at him solves nothing and won't change anyone's mind." The lazy eye of the retarded List-following, King-leapfrogging man twitches almost unnoticeably, as he cranes his head towards the source of this new voice. A welcoming smile cracks, inch by beaming inch, across his face. He licks his lips. He clears his throat. "So glad to know decent people like you still value a polite discussion. Care for a game?"
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SerialKilldeer posted:Chess chat reminds me, what was that parody post about someone barging into a chess tournament and claiming to have discovered a "secret" chess rule based on an old shopping list? I don't remember what it was a parody of, but it was amusing. efb
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Happy for you, op. Or sorry that happened.
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Anora posted:Is there an easier way or screenshotting tweets then using the print screen button and hosting the image to imgur? Snippingtool++ Ctrl-shift-1 lets you select what you want to capture, uploads it to imgur, and sticks the url in your clipboard Ctrl-shift-2 acts like the windows snipping tool It saves the deletion url in a text file if you want to remove the image later
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https://twitter.com/KnowNothingTV/status/1355599112243130369
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Jan 30, 2021 23:02
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For people who don't know The Quartering would make up bullshit stories about how Robert Downey Jr and Chris Evans hated Brie Larson and she was a complete diva on set in Avenger movies.
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He's also a complete attention whore that lies (like above) for attention and "deletes" his twitter every other week for more attention. And he's an alcoholic sack of poo poo that pisses in his basement because his wife hates him/left him.
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Skwirl posted:For people who don't know The Quartering would make up bullshit stories about how Robert Downey Jr and Chris Evans hated Brie Larson and she was a complete diva on set in Avenger movies. I mean he’s also retweeting count dankula and defending conceptualjames so I think him lying about marvel actresses is merely a small part of his piece of poo poo lifestyle.
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Jan 31, 2021 00:14
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a nazi is also a lying misogynist? weird, that never happens
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Idiots On Social Media... In real life?!? https://twitter.com/djbaskin/status/1355394022362148864?s=19 Edit: Whoops, it's satire. My b
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Like, that would be a super easy thing to get custom made.
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grittyreboot posted:Idiots On Social Media... In real life?!? https://twitter.com/djbaskin/status/1355394022362148864?s=19 Truth or Onion has gotten real hard so it's understandable
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