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boo_radley
Dec 30, 2005

Politeness costs nothing
https://twitter.com/nbcchicago/status/1354471333615296515

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testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


An off-center hung painting is currently cursing me on a daily basis, so here’s a cursed image of it to share the love

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
the lamp looks like it's dead on center though

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I ate the jalapeno one and it coated my mouth in a plastic-like film.


I eat a lot of questionable stuff but this was unforgivable.

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


Lipstick Apathy

Inzombiac posted:

I ate the jalapeno one and it coated my mouth in a plastic-like film.


I eat a lot of questionable stuff but this was unforgivable.

Hahahah I'm literally making one of these right now. You must be doing it weird or something, they're pretty aight. Doing the flamin' hot one today, the other two are decent. I didn't like the jalapeno one as much but neither of them have left a film in my mouth.

image: hedge fund investors after reddit decides to play their game

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/albertoutspoken/status/1354508917263331329?s=19

Fumaofthelake
Dec 30, 2004

Is it handsome in here, or is it just me?


Framboise posted:

Hahahah I'm literally making one of these right now. You must be doing it weird or something, they're pretty aight. Doing the flamin' hot one today, the other two are decent. I didn't like the jalapeno one as much but neither of them have left a film in my mouth.

I'll eat a sixer to say "av post combo lol"

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Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

god this really bothers me. and why are there stars in the background? patrick star?

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
WARNING: MANASS AHEAD

https://i.imgur.com/YFgbjw4.jpeg

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Absolutely gently caress that guy who was sitting next to her and just decides to switch seats instead of helping.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Sound
https://i.imgur.com/PbwLu4Q.mp4

Omegaxisalphabeta
Jul 22, 2006

zenintrude posted:

An off-center hung painting is currently cursing me on a daily basis, so here’s a cursed image of it to share the love



The lamp in the picture is centered...

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1355018167844794368

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/9llvwoQ.mp4
Blursed!

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




I am going the body donation route. This was explained to me: I may want my mortal coil to be used for medical students, research, body farm etc. but there may be a variety of reasons why they don't, and agreeing to donate you body does not guarantee that it will be able to be used the way that you would prefer.

Generally, it will be put to some good use; however, what happened here is a definite possibility. Do your research first, and if any of the possible outcomes are too unsavory for you (such as the above) then you may have to consider another option.

A blast from the past:

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(
https://twitter.com/CulturedRuffian/status/1354675123710734338?s=20

DeadMansSuspenders
Jan 10, 2012

I wanna be your left hand man


e:ah drat that's what i get for not going to the most recent page. It allegedly still has the cheesy taste with "hints" of candy, which I think is worse.

DeadMansSuspenders fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Jan 29, 2021

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

lol

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





Need to find me a man like that 👅 💦 😫

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/insaneppltweets/status/1355228525360386050

insane people tweets is an extremely good source of cursed material but you don't have to scroll very far through their history to find footage of a guy loving a frozen turkey in his car at the Walmart parking lot.

Master J Plus
Apr 20, 2010

by Hand Knit
:nws: :nms: Biden Cumjar :nws: :nms:

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Jan 30, 2021

treat
Jul 24, 2008

by the sex ghost

PainterofCrap posted:

I am going the body donation route. This was explained to me: I may want my mortal coil to be used for medical students, research, body farm etc. but there may be a variety of reasons why they don't, and agreeing to donate you body does not guarantee that it will be able to be used the way that you would prefer.

Generally, it will be put to some good use; however, what happened here is a definite possibility. Do your research first, and if any of the possible outcomes are too unsavory for you (such as the above) then you may have to consider another option.

A blast from the past:



I feel like using someone's body for weapons testing when they had hoped to improve the world in some small way with their final act is a little incongruous with the intent.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/PnrbxLw.mp4

Chuck E Cheese fight

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005


This keeps happening

https://www.insideedition.com/investigative/21413-investigation-finds-some-chuck-e-cheeses-serve-more-alcohol-than-policy-allows

for content:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.




This might be the most cursed thing I've ever posted.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

treat posted:

I feel like using someone's body for weapons testing when they had hoped to improve the world in some small way with their final act is a little incongruous with the intent.



the military typically gets the body after medical students do their work, you don't need a brain to test how a body reacts to new artillery shells

phobo
Aug 7, 2008

Is that the guy from mad magazine?

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Siliziumleben
Dec 4, 2003

The scientists' findings were astounding! They discovered that the powers of the Metroid might be harnessed for the good of civilization!
https://i.imgur.com/Kw5qqsV.mp4

"today, I will set the house on fire"

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

He's like a real life Garbage Pail Kid.


ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Cleaning out my phone images and ran across this cursed chestnut from 11/9/16



I can’t believe I was still using Sprint

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/djbaskin/status/1355394022362148864

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Yknow what I’m for it. Makes it easier.


Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

teen witch posted:

Yknow what I’m for it. Makes it easier.




That's a lot of moon money just to gently caress a robot.

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
i bet 100% that's a crime product that irradiates your genitals. All this ion poo poo is actually chock full of thorium dust, the nuclear regulatory commission recently shut down a bunch of amazon sellers

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